Mason Mount

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PunkRocker

I've just made myself laugh remembering the bit in Bridget Jones' Diary when she answers the phone and says 'Bridget Jones, wanton sex goddess with a very bad man between her thighs!'
That would be me if I was Mrs Mason Mount
 
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PunkRocker

calmyourritas said:
It’s my birthday soon. Wonder if I leave this tab open my boyfriend will take the hint and buy it for me
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If not, we'll all chip in for one and give your boyfriend a kick in the balls for being a ratbag!

calmyourritas said:
Slightly? What about one with his dick completely out
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If such a picture exists then abso-bloody-lutely!
Maybe one of them where the clothes come off when you fill it with hot water
 
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calmyourritas

PunkRocker said:
If not, we'll all chip in for one and give your boyfriend a kick in the balls for being a ratbag!



If such a picture exists then abso-bloody-lutely!
Maybe one of them where the clothes come off when you fill it with hot water
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I’d be too scared to ever drink out of it and for the clothes to come back on
 
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