Mason Mount #62 We want socks not stats and no clout chasing chat

What is your way in with Daddy?

  • Obtaining a Blue Tick on Instagram

    Votes: 3 5.4%

  • Becoming a part of the CCS

    Votes: 1 1.8%

  • Doing his recycling / being the bin man

    Votes: 1 1.8%

  • Painting him a picture

    Votes: 2 3.6%

  • Walking his dog (if he gets one)

    Votes: 7 12.5%

  • Being an Escort

    Votes: 10 17.9%

  • Screaming like a sloth in Cobham

    Votes: 32 57.1%
  • Total voters
    56
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jflurker93

Thanks to our Resident Mrs R @Rodney2208 for the thread title!

Still Banned
• Instahoe Chat
• Mason’s Follows
• Mason’s Likes
• Small Willy Slander

Very Quick Recap of Thread 61:

Tammy Abraham used to tweet very questionable things

Daddy made it to number 6 of the Fans Footballer of the year list (Spicy was 2nd)

Female sloths scream when they want sex and can be heard from 700m away. We’re all going to Cobham to sing the song of our people #Horny

Chelsea posted some outstanding content of Daddy & Kepa dancing

https://giphy.com/SgIdGunlICKMSnMP2A
And this clip of Mason looking like an actual angel in heaven

https://giphy.com/Zp32P51WkYmVpYORfr

We’re all ready to hack into the Chelsea Media Archives for unseen footage. I’ll ask IT Marc to help us penetrate it.

Daddy is a flapping penguin

https://giphy.com/dbMxYgaoPXwlhykNUO

Jorgi turned 30 and Rudi is only 28 WTF ?

Mason’s childhood friends posted some DELIGHTFUL pics of daddy with sex hair




I still am unaware of what Mason drinks because the glasses are EMPTY

@StephenTJackson is still blessing us with Dickmas Songs

Mason apparently isn’t a virgin

We all discussed how often we do or don’t have sex

@nellyloz123 ‘s dog watches her and Phil Jones at it and @MensaBarbie1985 ‘s cat is giving out scores like Craig Revel Horwood

Mason and Chilly don’t have swimming pools #Peasants

It’s Tinks Birthday today



Tumblr came for us AGAIN

Pebbles & Snail hid in boxes for Amazon Prime

https://giphy.com/N8suY4zmI6squnLxvJ


ROUNDUP OF LAST THREADS NEW PHOTOS



POLL:
What’s your preferred way in with Daddy?
 
Reactions: 19

keylimepie

Thank you for the new thread and thanks for the title @Rodney2208
Small problem with the poll. I wanted “shag his best mate to help the FBC get a way in” but I can’t see it
 
Reactions: 11

laylavd

Thanks for the new thread, recap and title @jflurker93 and @Rodney2208

If anyone else tries to walk Mason's non existent dog in the poll I'll hunt you down.
 
Reactions: 6

Smca53

Nahhh the photo up top I could honestly cry he was so adorable

 
Reactions: 12

Suder34

John In a box- amazon deliver him to me!
Also box themed-
John can come in my box anytime he wants! ( had to be done sorry )
Kepa is hot as is Mason a that’s all
 
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cherryshade123

Love the recap!!!!
 
Reactions: 5

Rodney2208

Great recap! I think this is my first title so I’m gunna book that table and we can go WYLD…until we end up passed out like this…

Obviously dog walking is my way in!!
 
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Geexoxo

I’ve voted to be an escort as tbh I wouldn’t mind being paid to shag him… it’s a double win.

Been for my covid booster and treated myself to these to try on the way home @calmyourritas have you tried these ones yet might dig in after my tea
 
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misskmountx

Thank you for the recap! @jflurker93 I thoroughly enjoyed sock chat from the last thread, more of that would be absolutely perfect on the subject of daddy mase, I just stumbled across this beauty on TikTok and I’m not disappointed!

 
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