nellyloz123
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Welcome to thread #26. I have no idea how we got here but I love it.
Credits to @PunkRocker for the thread title!
Recap of thread #25 (sorry it’s a long one!)
World War Tumblr Teens ended and they apologised for calling us “Middle-Aged”
We can confirm, the FBC members are all up to date on their rent payments because we have Direct Debits for this kind of thing
The FBC agree that Tik Tik and Tumblr teens are as equally deluded
@jflurker93 acted as Mother Teresa to keep the peace 
There were no words when Tumblr teens said they have wet dreams about their siblings *tumbleweed*
@jflurker93 tried to change the subject from Tumblr Teens by posting the Mason “dribbler” pic. It definitely gave us the ick
@keylimepie stated she is NOT a lesbian
@MensaBarbie1985 is HOT 
@MrsGrealish @jflurker98 & @nellyloz123 provided some excellent Smut 
@MrsGrealish shared some John smut
The Cl Hoe slapping Tik Tok appeared again. It seems like a lot of Teens have the same bedding
Greenbush made a subtle appearance via Tumblr. Apparently he loves us and was telling the truth #greenbush
@laylavd had a staff night out and was showing what us FBC ladies can do in preparation for Wyld. What a gal
Mason is now referred to as Timon whenever the “dry tooth” video appears. You cutie 
@keylimepie provided further entertainment with her Tramadol dreams. We particularly loved that Cl Hoe ended up in Alpaca shit
@keylimepie gets cock-blocked by her husband thinking cats are on his car 
@nellyloz123 has tv watching ghosts in her house 
We all entered the England completion to watch the team train at SGP. 
Manifesting one of us wins
We got to see @jflurker93 wedding dress which was beaut but got ruined by a sandwich in a later dream
it appears Mason Trout did NOT appear as it was in actual fact Mason Greenwood who wouldn’t send @laylavd a video message. Phew
this situation reminded us how iconic The Wrong Reece video is
Sweeney Todd was back as was another hideous outfit from Carlotta that belongs in 2002. The FBC found an AliExpress version.
The FBC love how Daddy is “just like us” with his Argos tea, coffee and sugar canisters and IKEA furniture but still wish that he burns the crushed velvet sofa 
@Geraldine.20.jobs loves the film Mannequin
we all asked Chelsea Instagram Admin to show us Mason’s Socks but yet again, we were let down
someone tried to talk to @jflurker93 about seagulls at work and she was having NONE of it
we had very little training content by Wednesday. We need more to satisfy our needs, admin
@Ceejay23 got a new job! 
we found out what Mason’s “smoulder” is. Is this his come to bed face? Only time will tell!
There was more Chilly/Tinks/Craig love. No doubt started by @Geraldine.20.jobs
Plant-based appeared AGAIN on Instalive, chasing clout AGAIN. Not even giving her the time of day. Desperate for a blue tick comes to mind.
Daddy’s height was being investigated by eagle eyed FBC members
We all want measurements for Mason’s sock length
We’re all eagerly awaiting the Combat Gaming content
There is a new Instagram location called Up Mason Mountain which I for one will be using on all of my posts
@Eden246 had a John dream about wiring a lightbulb into a tree 
A video appeared of Daddy at a Nike event, whilst most appreciated his recycling of trousers, @Eden246 was drawn to how he held his microphone. Dirty girl
we were blessed with some training content. It was a cold day so all I can say is 
@Geraldine.20.jobs actually put it out there that Chilly was slowly overtaking Daddy as number one. Not in this thread he’s not!
We all love to take our bras off at the end of the working day
@PunkRocker wants Bartosz in her arsosz
We didn’t win the Euro millions
Tyrone Mings has a basilisk down his pants
Plant-based lied said she shows Mase the thirsty Tik Toks and he loves them. Changing her name to clout chaser.
Cobham stalker appeared again and @PunkRocker provided the best meme. We also found out she charges £150 for a signed Mason shirt with a shit signature. Get in the bin Stevie
We all love the bus Gif but don’t know why 
The FBC are all in “sync”. Daddy needs to buy a bus to ship all the children around
@jflurker93 made us all want to go to a Stamford Bridge tour in the hopes of being porked against a tumble dryer
We finally have a Wiki! TY @keylimepie
@jflurker93 tried to convince us she’s not an Instahoe. But we’ve seen the proof 
FBC members were lusting over 90’s boyband members with curtains
Credits to @PunkRocker for the thread title!
Recap of thread #25 (sorry it’s a long one!)
World War Tumblr Teens ended and they apologised for calling us “Middle-Aged” We can confirm, the FBC members are all up to date on their rent payments because we have Direct Debits for this kind of thing The FBC agree that Tik Tik and Tumblr teens are as equally deluded @jflurker93 acted as Mother Teresa to keep the peace There were no words when Tumblr teens said they have wet dreams about their siblings *tumbleweed* @jflurker93 tried to change the subject from Tumblr Teens by posting the Mason “dribbler” pic. It definitely gave us the ick @keylimepie stated she is NOT a lesbian @MensaBarbie1985 is HOT @MrsGrealish @jflurker98 & @nellyloz123 provided some excellent Smut @MrsGrealish shared some John smut The Cl Hoe slapping Tik Tok appeared again. It seems like a lot of Teens have the same bedding Greenbush made a subtle appearance via Tumblr. Apparently he loves us and was telling the truth #greenbush @laylavd had a staff night out and was showing what us FBC ladies can do in preparation for Wyld. What a gal Mason is now referred to as Timon whenever the “dry tooth” video appears. You cutie @keylimepie provided further entertainment with her Tramadol dreams. We particularly loved that Cl Hoe ended up in Alpaca shit @keylimepie gets cock-blocked by her husband thinking cats are on his car @nellyloz123 has tv watching ghosts in her house We all entered the England completion to watch the team train at SGP. Manifesting one of us wins We got to see @jflurker93 wedding dress which was beaut but got ruined by a sandwich in a later dream it appears Mason Trout did NOT appear as it was in actual fact Mason Greenwood who wouldn’t send @laylavd a video message. Phew this situation reminded us how iconic The Wrong Reece video is Sweeney Todd was back as was another hideous outfit from Carlotta that belongs in 2002. The FBC found an AliExpress version. The FBC love how Daddy is “just like us” with his Argos tea, coffee and sugar canisters and IKEA furniture but still wish that he burns the crushed velvet sofa @Geraldine.20.jobs loves the film Mannequin we all asked Chelsea Instagram Admin to show us Mason’s Socks but yet again, we were let down someone tried to talk to @jflurker93 about seagulls at work and she was having NONE of itwe had very little training content by Wednesday. We need more to satisfy our needs, admin @Ceejay23 got a new job! we found out what Mason’s “smoulder” is. Is this his come to bed face? Only time will tell! There was more Chilly/Tinks/Craig love. No doubt started by @Geraldine.20.jobs Plant-based appeared AGAIN on Instalive, chasing clout AGAIN. Not even giving her the time of day. Desperate for a blue tick comes to mind. Daddy’s height was being investigated by eagle eyed FBC membersWe all want measurements for Mason’s sock length We’re all eagerly awaiting the Combat Gaming content There is a new Instagram location called Up Mason Mountain which I for one will be using on all of my posts @Eden246 had a John dream about wiring a lightbulb into a tree A video appeared of Daddy at a Nike event, whilst most appreciated his recycling of trousers, @Eden246 was drawn to how he held his microphone. Dirty girl we were blessed with some training content. It was a cold day so all I can say is @Geraldine.20.jobs actually put it out there that Chilly was slowly overtaking Daddy as number one. Not in this thread he’s not! We all love to take our bras off at the end of the working day @PunkRocker wants Bartosz in her arsosz We didn’t win the Euro millions Tyrone Mings has a basilisk down his pants Plant-based lied said she shows Mase the thirsty Tik Toks and he loves them. Changing her name to clout chaser. Cobham stalker appeared again and @PunkRocker provided the best meme. We also found out she charges £150 for a signed Mason shirt with a shit signature. Get in the bin Stevie We all love the bus Gif but don’t know why The FBC are all in “sync”. Daddy needs to buy a bus to ship all the children around @jflurker93 made us all want to go to a Stamford Bridge tour in the hopes of being porked against a tumble dryer We finally have a Wiki! TY @keylimepie @jflurker93 tried to convince us she’s not an Instahoe. But we’ve seen the proof FBC members were lusting over 90’s boyband members with curtains
I’m back to work today after a week in the sun 
I’m at a client site today which I paid no attention to before i went away but put the address in my sat nav this morning and drove, I arrived and now I realise I am THREE miles away from cobham training ground 
I was at home making a roast dinner, giving it good housewife when the front door slammed. I went to greet my darling husband as he returned from training and he had a face like absolute thunder. I asked if he was OK and he grabbed me and shoved me against the wall and pulled my dress up. I was quite happy for him to take a bit of his bad mood out on me but he was struggling to undo his shorts. I reached out to help him and he slapped me across the face! Like Julia Roberts being slapped in Pretty Woman 
so I stormed off and locked myself in the bathroom. He was very apologetic but it was a passion killer and my roast dinner was ruined 
