Martina’s Mark

[SunnyKat]

Her little one wearing a fancy coat while taking a walk in a wooded area... definitely appropriate clothing for a child that age around dirt and mud Instead of dressing her so she can run around and play, Martina has her dressed for the gram like she's a mini influencer. I really feel sorry for her children

 

[Name and Shame]

Seriously is Martina, the full shilling? I think she is “what’s known as a bit simple”.

Any fool can see the sunglasses, the size and style of them, are like something you would buy in a joke shop.

This yoke thinks, these are fashionable

 

[SweatyBettyT]

I’ve never heard of Laura but she has a beautiful style . Martina is like the mr price version of her !!

The Mr Price version … brilliant and true.
She always looks like she needs a good wash… scrub off that bad fake tan.

 

[SweatyBettyT]

I just saw the story & taught the same !!!
She is definitely reading this

Of course she’s reading here! She has to come somewhere for content inspo. Martina, would you ever close that bottom drawer hun?

 

[SweatyBettyT]

I would say she is out of her head on “moma fuel” today, with what’s happened with her IG page

. I wouldn’t like to be in her shoes. It’s a shit show…the reputational damage etc.

 

[Right on top of that rose]

From a 5 second google, her husband is a consultant gastroenterologist and she is a cardiac physiologist.

 

[Cagney77]

Wonder could they do same for your one up the lane

 

[Ailte]

Maternity leave isn't a year off

It is with the way she seems to do it! Dressed to perfection going on coffee dates and Zara hauls. As for the rest of us yep it’s not a year off.

 

[SunnyKat]

AGAIN with the wine Is she an alcoholic??? I have 4 children, sure there are days they drive you to want a drink but jaysus she spends all her time doing make up and tryons... she must have a nanny or 2

 

[mrscoco]

What an outfit choice for her latest ad. Thankfully I'm not a new mother cos I'd feel like crap looking at her all dolled up 24/7. Most unrelatable mother on my insta these days. Get in your comfies & enjoy your new baby Martina.

 

[SweatyBettyT]

Not buying tea spills view that Martina hasn’t bought followers or views. There no way in hell her rubbish videos where she looks like Bambi on ice are getting 1m views. If she was really going that viral, every brand on the planet would be hiring her.

 

[InstaHunDone]

Is she for real, I only posted on here, about 3 hours ago, how all her photos are of her, out getting pissed, she has not done one, of the kids, blowing out her candles on her cake.
She has just put up a photo now of the kids ????

I nearly broke my neck speeding over to Tattle after seeing this Not a pic of the kids all weekend, then it gets mentioned here and BOOM a grid pic appears. Hi Martina

The one (and only EVER) thing I'm going to say in support of her is - I really loved her caption I wholeheartedly believe it's a privilege to go old and there is such an anti-aging culture (particularly among the Insta hun crowd), it's great to see someone go against the grain on it. Now, it's back to bitching for me and I promise never to defend her on anything ever again

 

[mrscoco]

Don't think granny fits into her posh lifestyle portrayal!

 

[SweatyBettyT]

She needs to give up the videos, I don’t think I’ve ever saw anyone this uncomfortable and awkward in front of a camera.

It’s beyond cringe. Her page needs to be shut down for crimes against Instagram

 

[SweatyBettyT]

This wan has to have help. Who has time for videos of kids winter outfits with a new born. And Theos nursery…guarantee you she knew she was having a boy and had the name and everything picked.

 

[SunnyKat]

I’m almost certain she’s posted that before! Last year or Halloween or somethin

Great memory! It's the EXACT same photo from last years world book day. She's just brightened it up this year. Martina you dope! Trying to pass off photos that are on your grid as new?!? Did all the wine make you forget to dress your child up you self absorbed moron?

 

[SweatyBettyT]

She looks so uncomfortable doesn’t she . Her body is clearly still going down post partum and that’s not a flattering dress , no hate obviously but when you post online people will comment !

Absolutely…you can quiet clearly see her bump…nothing wrong with that but it proves the filtering she has been doing in other posts. Bottom drawer open which totally grinds my gears. Ah and the little cough on a 4 week old winter baby….that she has had out and about in the cold and in public spaces. She is a total TWAT.

 

[SweatyBettyT]

The Insta huns - dragging women back to the 1950's with their perfect housewife act

The Lloyd’s pharmacy reel is cringe. She’s sooo awkward, I’m embarrassed for her. The irony of her talking about her health but happy to get scorched by the sun on holidays. How ignorant is this fool?

 

[ClaireyBearyBumkins]

I came over here for a nose from the Sarah Battle thread. Hadn’t heard of Martina but had a scroll through - one of the things I spotted - the same bloody lamp that moves around the Battle house

They all have it, think Cherington got one too, it’s Ireland’s most exclusive club don’t you know But in Martina’s defense, she did a ‘review’ a few weeks after she got it and more or less said it was a waste of money, advised anyone thinking of buying the lamp (as if!) not to bother… and I have seen her make similar remarks about other things, so at least she admits not everything is perfect. But the constant fawning over ‘Sarah Louise Interiors’ and the shelves stacked with meaningless ornaments do my nut in TBH.

 

[Cagney77]

It’s all for the gram Martina should be bonding resting and all those natural things you do after giving birth. I just hope no body is influenced or feeling shitty about their lives cause they can’t get time to take a shower. It’s all fake! keep it real girls