Martina’s Mark

[SweatyBettyT]

I find her taste odd. There is nothing playful about the kids rooms or even their clothes. All a little stuffy

She’s trying to be aspirational, but fails every time. She’s a total chav

 

[Jovani]

If you look at her reels you can see they’ve been viewed and liked 100s of thousands of times and in some cases millions. I think tea spill might be right

Surely they can’t be real people. Bots on Instagram maybe? Something is really off here. Would Pippa and the like even get this many views?

 

[Name and Shame]

So Martina wasn’t at the Erin McG, launch of her beds yesterday, That pub is only 10 mins away by car, from her house.

Her bestie Aoife Bermingham was there.Martina obviously isn’t in the “click” with Erin, Rachel G, Denise Pelo & Aoife

 

[Ailte]

Even parents kissing their own children on the lips makes me really uncomfortable. Hope you don’t get half of your faces slap left on those pjs Martina …. Face wipe before bed there #morestagedfakeshite

 

[SweatyBettyT]

Please don't come at me..... As I'm going to genuinely ask something about her appearance.... Has she a dodgy eye??
I see it with Rosie Connolly too....

Botox. Look closely and a lot of the Huns … they all have it. It happens when Botox or fillers is overdone

 

[Jovani]

Maybe they rent them? This fool lives in a 3 bed terrace in Nutgrove…

I was thinking the same thing. Lots of rental places for dresses now. IF it even is a Zimmerman. A lot of cheap knock-offs in the shops. And Martina definitely has the whiff of a “cheap knock-off” about her.

 

[SweatyBettyT]

IG states that tags like #ad must be clearly visible. You can report when they make it barely visible.

Well I’d better report Martina so.

 

[SweatyBettyT]

There is no need for FlogTina to keep us posted when the new Zara stock ‘drops’. We are capable of figuring that out ourselves via their emails, app, website or in store. Thanks hun.

 

[boozysuzy]

Maybe hes not really into cars and is happy driving a "banger" which is highly unlikely but Martina and her notions must and wants to keep up with the other instahuns.

 

[SweatyBettyT]

Looks like she’s still buying followers…over 3,000 new followers in the last 30 days….
Must be the pics with the stethoscope that are so engaging

 

[spotlight]

Sure she recently done up the girls bedroom now she doing it again

 

[TeaorCoffeeBabez]

She looks pissed in that latest reel, embarrassed for her.

 

[SweatyBettyT]

I hope she is not getting the 1k bonus for being on the frontline.

She has spent the last two years pregnant & out on maternity leave, since Covid began. She must have been about 5 months pregnant when she did go back after baby no 2 and then, out again 4 months later, for another year off.

For real? Damn right, she better not be getting the €1k

 

[SweatyBettyT]

She’s on the piss again & it’s only mid day.

Another hun that relies on alcohol

 

[SweatyBettyT]

She didn’t really renew her vows did she ?

FFS. She’d want to renew her relationship with food. As a mother of girls, and a health care worker she’s a disgrace and clearly substitutes food for mommy fuel

 

[ClaireyBearyBumkins]

I wonder will she regret her new herringbone sisal stair carpet #collab (which by the way comes 3 months after a stair carpet cleaning #collab - said cleaned carpet now lying in a skip somewhere) - definitely looks insta-perfect but they’re meant to be horrendously impractical - stain really easily and extremely slippy/dangerous underfoot… unlikely we’ll ever get an honest review out of a collab though

 

[SweatyBettyT]

Sorry now, was on her FB which is more boring than her Instagram and I’m completely bemused by the lantern in the middle of the kitchen floor

 

[SweatyBettyT]

So she could well afford to pay for getting the carpets/couches cleaned etc defo has cleaners beside the scenes .. if ye are reading here, will ye close the bottom drawer in her kitchen!

Looking at that bottom drawer open drives me insane. She absolutely has help. Like a few of the other instahuns…but they’d never admit it…it doesn’t align with the “I’ve the perfect family, perfect life, I’m super mom married to robo dad, I’m always glam”. BULL

 

[Name and Shame]

The winter baby narrative is a load of nonsense. The baby is sick because she was too busy showing off for the gram. A new born baby should be kept indoors, particularly during a global pandemic….and wasn’t he a few weeks early too?

Exactly and isn’t he still under weight?

 

[Instagrammyarse]

The thing is, she does not spend money like that on clothes, she buys the stuff, brings it or gets it delivered to her home, tries it on, puts all her discount codes up & then takes it off & returns it back to the shop for a refund

Oh god I would be mortified if I was her! What does she say what's wrong when she returns it all?