Martina’s Mark

[SunnyKat]

I’ve one so far and having a baby during lockdown and getting the habit of looking at these insta huns did not help. Silly me I know. And yet I couldn’t stop scrolling. Took me ~9mts to lose my baby weight and I was really pleased with that. But earlier on seeing Martina and co going home from the hosp looking so tiny had me up the walls wondering how do they do it!

It's all individual. Taking 9 months to get back to pre baby weight is what normal! Some of these women with large account, Influencers and celebrities need to be more thoughtful about sharing their quick slim downs. Some women just bounce back fast (my best friend and sister did) and some never go back to pre baby. Martina might be doing it in an unhealthy way. She seems to be obsessed with looking perfect. Look at her house, not a childs toy or book or bottle in sight. That's not normal for a house with 2 small children. One account I found that shows a realistic body and life after child birth is the birds papaya. Finding her account really helped me embrace my stretch marks and no longer flat tummy. Leave the accounts that make you feel bad and look for ones that are more relatable xx

 

[Ailte]

Well done

Another opportunity for her to dress up although I’m noticing no tight/non maternity/kids clothes …. Could it be Martina you jinx yourself this time around with all the bump pics and you haven’t your flat stomach ready to flaunt 2 hours after the birth

 

[Name and Shame]

It's not just buying and hanging it in your closet that is not environmentally friendly... when ordering online just to take a picture and return it there's wasted packing, gas emissions from delivery trucks, wasted time of employees... there's a lot that goes into her ordering things just to take a picture for Instagram. The amount of packages she gets and then returns is ridiculous. She probably has some overstuffed wardrobe that she doesn't show because it's not "instagrammable".... she had a number of piles of clothing she was getting rid of that would never fit on those small "custom" wardrobes of hers

I understand where you are coming from with her returning items, she’s basically wasting peoples times etc

I would like to know when she shows a dress etc & says if u buy this item, use my discount code etc

So she gets a percentage back off the company for the sales.

So she returns the item & has not basically spent a penny with the company, but are they still paying her a percentage for sales she got them using her code?

 

[Ailte]

Anyone else think this is an inappropriate image to post to 129,000 followers? Is the pics to the left the intended groom. I’d say he’s delighted with that imagery…know your audience Martina

Agree. Very inappropriate and distasteful. Keep it to yourself Martina.

 

[SweatyBettyT]

Is every dress to to die for or ‘a dress of dreams ‘ modelled by yer one who looks likes she’s done 6 shots every time she twirls?? How is this content ? Same shit over and over….

And the shoes look to big on her and there’s two stains on the dress. She looked drunk in that reel? Genuinely, has she a drink problem?

Did she do a dirty delete of the twirling in the kitchen with the stains on the dress?

 

[SweatyBettyT]

Second hand car confirmed (nothing wrong with 2nd hand) but I’d say she’s RAGING!

 

[Aaargh]

I’m almost certain she’s posted that before! Last year or Halloween or somethin

 

[Name and Shame]

Never brings all the kids out, when she is meeting or having lunch with people.

 

[SweatyBettyT]

Christ she’s a bore…sell sell sell 🥱 🥱🥱

 

[Mocaacom]

Surely the laundry and toys could have been moved from the kitchen before the painters had to start covering furniture

 

[SweatyBettyT]

She has Danni from Newbridge now licking her arse, Danni is telling everyone how wonderful Martina is & I am sure everyone follows Martina on IG.

That’s Danni the mammy

Such garbage. Martina is so low brow

 

[Ailte]

Whats with the whole landrover discovery thing, is it coz they have tried to make them look a bit like a Range Rover?

Doubt the Peugeot 5008 was the answer she was looking for. There was one Land Rover Discovery suggestion, a few Audi Q7…

 

[SunnyKat]

What will she do when she can’t keep having babies to repeat the same boring content. Like they’re are people that are naturally slim and lucky them and then they’re are people that don’t exercise but don’t eat …. Wonder which she is. But acting so bloody smug about it get a grip. Size 10/12 here so average I guess and it’s not green eyed monster. Love my grub and wish I had more time to exercise, but unlike Martina my own toddler keeps me flat out as does working full time. So never will I be as preened as herself!

I think she has major self esteem issues. She constantly has to hold her bump and talk about how big her bump is and that she can fit into non maternity clothing... it's like she has to make sure everyone knows she pregnant and not fat. 10/12 or 12/14 is average for women. Some women are naturally very slim or bounce back to pre baby size very quickly... but that is not the norm and anyone with a large platform should be very, very aware of that and considerate of it. I think it took me on average 9 months to a year to get back into pre pregnancy jeans... (I have 4 kids) and people like Martina can make you feel really bad for not being able to do it as quickly as she can. Postpartum is hard enough as is without pressure to look perfect! People like her make me livid!! I'm sure she has full time help with the kids and the house. I am very much a neat freak but with toddlers you can just never keep up. Whether you're a stay at home mam or if you went back to work... housework with small children is never done. Where do her kids actually play? There is never a toy out of place... that is so fake!

 

[SweatyBettyT]

I'm not surprised at all... she really is that dumb and I'd say pathetic

She’s got nothing going on between the ears.

 

[brandambassador]

The dirt of her scaly tan on her hands and chest in the car video this morning

 

[SweatyBettyT]

Martina's page has been disabled That's what you get for buying followers LIARTINA!!!

Stooooopppp it. You are joking….

ETA OMG you are bang on @SunnyKat WTF. Viral my arse. Can’t wait to see how this pans out. I’ve never seen that happen before

 

[Name and Shame]

The state of that dress, the jewellery is even worse, diamanté earrings down to her shoulders, two different length gold chains, like something out of the 80’s. She really has no fashion sense, she really can’t put anything together, it’s all mismatch

The state of that dress, the jewellery is even worse, diamanté earrings down to her shoulders, two different length gold chains, like something out of the 80’s. She really has no fashion sense, she really can’t put anything together, it’s all mismatch

Actually the dress is like something you would find on the rails of TK maxx, probably second hand.

 

[FruitLover strawberry]

I think with the wine she’s trying the uk mummy act like UltimateGirlGang who I’m sure is another idol of hers but again she is so Yellow Pack in comparison

 

[Name and Shame]

Imagine just going about your day and seeing this one holding up traffic with her twirling in the middle of the road.

You seem to be forgetting something, she is a fashion style ICON.

Off course the traffic will stop at her

 

[brandambassador]

This one uses bumps for content she’s painful so glad I found the thread