Martina’s Mark

[whatsthesca]

What the hell is she wearing to celebrate passing her exams?! Silk pyjamas with feathers and heels…her taste is clothes is bizzare!

 

[Name and Shame]

I don’t it’s a very appropriate outfit for such a young child, even for a dress up

 

[PPHat]

I came over here for a nose from the Sarah Battle thread. Hadn’t heard of Martina but had a scroll through - one of the things I spotted - the same bloody lamp that moves around the Battle house

 

[SweatyBettyT]

My first thought when she said it's a consideration for the christening was that she better not bend over! It's just slightly inappropriate for a church service

Is she bends over, she’ll be back in the church in 12 months time for christening no. 4

 

[SunnyKat]

What an outfit choice for her latest ad. Thankfully I'm not a new mother cos I'd feel like crap looking at her all dolled up 24/7. Most unrelatable mother on my insta these days. Get in your comfies & enjoy your new baby Martina.

Normal mams care about their babas and not looking good for the gram. This is exactly why I want to see her lose her platform! She probably has a nanny and that's why she has time to play dress up all day... it's all fake and makes new mams feel like they don't measure up because they're not glammed up like Martina. I feel so sorry for her children! There are so many women out there that are desperate to have babies and this one couldn't care less about the 3 beautiful ones she has

 

[Name and Shame]

The dress is beautiful, but she put the photo up at about 7pm, sure everywhere is closed by 8pm. Who does she think she is fooling. She is like a child dressing up, in mammys clothes and letting on she is going out at night

 

[DrTemperanceBrennan]

How many frilly, flouncy, tulle dresses does this one have? Has she ever heard of sustainability? I'm infuriated with the wear once for an instagram post society we are living in.

 

[Fruit_Salad lemon]

I feel sorry for this one

imagine carting all those ball gowns on a family holiday and twirling round the door step slathered in makeup in 35degree heat

look Martina you are never gonna be BugBlog

you are yellow pack

Know your lane

Enjoy your family when they are small and give it up you look
exhausted from it all

 

[SunnyKat]

Tattle must be getting to you Martina. All these "cleaning" videos 10 pieces of laundry is not exactly a big deal when you have a new born and two other small children. If I only had that much laundry to sort I'd do a happy dance. Such a FRAUD!

 

[HumphreyB]

'I'm not crying you're crying'

Nobody is crying Martina because YOUR child turned one, NOBODY. Just no.

How deluded can a mother be about her child? Is it just me that couldn't give a shit about random people's children?

Nope. Tbh I only care about my own kids.

 

[Jovani]

Latest update: 99.7k followers. 400 new followers since 6pm this evening…what’s going on…has the world gone mad?

Tea spill needs to get onto this ASAP. To buy this many followers in such a short space of time is so unbelievably brazen of her. It might actually be the most/only interesting thing she’s ever done. She’s barely posted anything in the last few days (apart from how to make a first aid kit which I’ll admit, was RIVETING) and somehow her followers are increasing at a dramatic pace

 

[SweatyBettyT]

Somethings not adding up. Currently, 103,109.
28043 new followers in last 30 days. I smell a rat … called Martina

 

[Kelly Kapowski]

Who is she trying to impress with this carry on. Its bizzare and so sad. Any mother out there already knows there's no way you would be in white straight after birth and any expectant mother would know that every hospital list specifies packing dark nighties etc for obvious reasons. I get the appeal of such photos but the day after?? Wait until your home and doll yourself up if needs be but why the desire to carry on like that while still in the hospital. Just be fucking real.

 

[Right on top of that rose]

What’s with all the French music and the fake stroll on que for the canera. Its everyday now and absolute head melt . Everything seems great for a Mother’s Day treat ! Too many ads not enough time

The French Music paired with the striped Bretons and pumps kill me- more Tina in finglas than Emily in Paris

 

[Hereforthelol’s]

What is the need tagging clothing with a comment ‘I’m wearing extra small ‘ or ‘I’m still squeezing into my uniform”. What does she want a medal ???!!!
No one needs to know your size at the moment . Your bloody pregnant !!!

 

[SunnyKat]

Not surprised the baby has a chest infection... she's been taking him everywhere just for photo ops. I really feel sorry for her children. She puts IG posts ahead of everything... even a newborn's health!

 

[SweatyBettyT]

Is she for real, I only posted on here, about 3 hours ago, how all her photos are of her, out getting pissed, she has not done one, of the kids, blowing out her candles on her cake.
She has just put up a photo now of the kids ????

Totally reading here!
ETA: I’d say that post was written for her by her agency. If she really is growing old gracefully, why is she always dresses up, full face if makeup, hair done and filtered?

 

[SweatyBettyT]

And she’s justifying her new followers by saying her reels go viral. Her reels are SHITE. Viral my hole. When is this dope feckin off back to work so she can bore us with pictures of her stethoscope around her neck

 

[InstaHunDone]

Deathly boring Flicking through her stories yesterday was like QVC, although at this stage I could be mixing her up with one of the other ones.

It seems the huns are all surviving by shout outs to each other these days. It reminds me of a ponzi scheme.

 

[SweatyBettyT]

Give it up Martina…your reels are excruciatingly painful to watch and your spelling is atrocious. Go back to work, will ya?