Martina’s Mark

[Ailte]

Home but no name … dragging it out as predicted. And after all the validation and freebies they don’t appear to have a changing table with pee all over the couch. Ever hear of a towel or mat Martina?! Cue another couch clean or better still a free one!

 

[Kelly Kapowski]

She seems very sure she ll have a baby next week …. Can’t wait for the post birth silk nightgown full face of makeup, home in the skinny jeans

Don't forget the glass of wine in hand !!

 

[SweatyBettyT]

Is C'est si bon the new Petit Biscuit Sunset Lover of insta tunes snap, repeat

The hack of her with her orange tan. Is she ever not consuming alcohol?

 

[Londongirl89]

What’s with the Carrie Bradshaw cosplay

 

[Ailte]

Does she realise the phrase ‘mama is out is generally reserved for mamas who aren’t out about 5 times a week’ #dose

 

[Kelly Kapowski]

That ugly white and blue vase looking ornament was on her kitchen counter one day and outside on the ground next to her lounging the next so odd!

 

[Name and Shame]

I would say she is out of her head on “moma fuel” today, with what’s happened with her IG page

 

[Right on top of that rose]

She needs to give up the videos, I don’t think I’ve ever saw anyone this uncomfortable and awkward in front of a camera.

 

[InstaHunDone]

There is no way she fits the amount of shite she buys in that wardrobe...

 

[brandambassador]

Sponsored Ads with Lloyds on sun tan lotion…

Back of the dress shows a badly burned back

 

[SweatyBettyT]

The winter baby narrative is a load of nonsense. The baby is sick because she was too busy showing off for the gram. A new born baby should be kept indoors, particularly during a global pandemic….and wasn’t he a few weeks early too?

 

[SweatyBettyT]

Zero originality,zero authenticity,buying and gaining followers in such a short space of time,Martina you might be a bit thick but the rest of us aren't....very off putting

104k followers. Imagine gaining 4,000 new followers when your on your holidays. Must be the twirling that people can’t get enough of

 

[InstaHunDone]

She doesn’t seem to have her own style. Or maybe what’s she does doesn’t suit her! I can’t put my finger on it.

For me it's her posture/ deportment. She always looks slightly hunched and just generally awkward?

 

[Ailte]

Going on as if she had the kid on her birthday ….. f**k hes nearly 4 mts old! And who goes on about birthdays so much as an adult!

 

[Name and Shame]

Surely there is just no need to be sitting in that type of pose 2 weeks postpartum …. I certainly wouldn’t have been comfortable doing so. Wow you’re super mom Martina and so perfectly skinny so soon …. The rest of us will go and eat a tub of ice cream to commiserate

Well said, exactly to the point. Seems to have a lot of free time on her hands & is not one bit tried ???

 

[Name and Shame]

What goes around, comes around…..

Serves her right, she is nothing but a nobody, she is on the verge of a being a “alcoholic”, on the moma fuel non stop, starting just before midday

 

[SweatyBettyT]

Awe lads, where does she go in those type of dresses for her birthday or valentines I’ll be lucky to get a takeaway

She’s going no where. She tries them on for the gram so she can flog them, that’s all

 

[SweatyBettyT]

Wow her garden is a carbon copy of the other hun she mentioned. She hasn’t a creative bone in her body.

And did ye notice the shite fake tan on her hands again in her make up video. This wan is bargain basement

 

[Byebyebooboo]

If I was in the liffey valley marketing team I'd be very let down with her paid partnership. Her sales pitch was shocking unprepared and lazy. Poor poor effort

 

[Name and Shame]

So obvious she’s reading tattle! Hi Martina

Yes, so true, last Friday on here, I said she seems to never bring the kids out anywhere for a day out or go to a play centre. First thing Saturday morning, up on her stories, she sitting in the car saying “wish me luck, my first time on my own to bring all the kids out today in the car to go somewhere!!!!