Married At First Sight UK #4 Is Jenna vegan? She hasn't mentioned it

[Winners_Song]

I think we mostly agree Zoe is the hottest guy of this series.

 

[Diagnosis123]

 

[Justrealising]

Just going to leave this here

 

[aimzalicious]

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Tonight's ep recap:

John Wishop (Richie) gives everyone full body cringe
Kasia needs cock ASAP
Kwame's underpants are still padlocked
Sharks won't even go for Jess
Jenna is vegan, did you know?

 

[joibly]

At least Zoe can eat meat in peace at this dinner party without Jenna breathing over her

 

[Miss Begotten]

Jess thinks the wedding day was great?
Was that the same wedding day she threw a tantrum when she found out what PJ did for a living, cried, whined she didn’t want to go on her honeymoon and her mum spent most of the reception slagging off the groom? That wedding day?

 

[Tobodee]

George reminds me of a king size bed that your child’s discreetly pissed in - it looks cosy and you can’t wait to jump in. But it’s wet. Very fucking wet

 

[katyhorne]

Morags only fans was supposed to come out yesterday but its been radio silence..

I’d be bloody livid if my parents called me Morag

 

[Spoke]

What is it with this woman and hot tubs…?! Also this is her third reality dating show. F A K E.

 

[sparklemoon12]

Can we agree that Richie has definitely never given a woman an orgasm. The way he is with just hugging lara makes me genuinely wonder if he is a virgin

 

[Tulipsfromamsterdam]

What made me laugh was how quick it escalated between Thomas and Adrian…you couldn’t write a script as good. It was gold.
Loved how Adrian gave as good as he got and reverted to full scouse.
How long did Tom have ‘Captain Curtains’ in the barrell ready to pull the trigger.
Hilarious

 

[Algeronwashere]

She has acted like this since the very beginning BEFORE he even said any of these alleged comments! This is why I don’t believe her.

 

[HoGi]

April ugly crying when she has a face full of botox is quite a sight

 

[ElektraWintour]

He needs a moment now because no one’s been looking at him for ten minutes.

 

[aimzalicious]

Shitney is making me tear my hair out - if you wanna be alone so much why did you apply you utter utter cunt

 

[coconochanel]

You know what all this drama needs.....a lovely song from Ritchie and his guitar!

 

[DoseofReality]

Whitney:

Applies for/ Is approached to apply for Married At First Sight
Gets accepted onto Married At First Sight
Signs all the contracts for Married At First Sight
Tells her aunty and friends she's going on Married At First Sight
Buys a wedding dress for Married At First Sight
Goes on Married At First Sight hen do
Gets ready for her wedding day
Walks up the aisle...

"When they asked us to say I do THAT was a shock!"

 

[Unicorn_Poop]

Thomas belongs here on Tattle. Living for the drama

 

[Diagnosis123]

Richie
Wanna know a secret?

 

[Mizzdee]

I bet Richie's bedroom smells like Lynx Africa, cheese toasties and chronic maturbation