Married At First Sight Australia season 11 (E4 pace) no spoilers #1

[Miss Begotten]

Why do his marriage vows sound like he’s copied and pasted them from LinkedIn?

 

[Dancing_in_the_dark]

Christ this woman’s got more wings than kfc

 

[MooBelle]

Asking all of you lusting over the Hoops brothers, you are looking at the same two blokes I am aren't you?
I just don't get it.

 

[Scotch Mist]

This is reminding me of Jesse and Claire when he got the ick over her crystals
Obviously not going to work

 

[Bobby Chariot]

Hope it works out for Tim & Lucinda

 

[malibu skies]

8 mins in and the first man bun makes an appearance. Excellent

 

[Clovis]

Jesus Christ , she's already been through so much and they've matched her with ADHD guy for funzies?

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Tori

 

[EnoughAlready]

G’day lovelies! I know I’m early, like even earlier than catching the end of Hollyoaks early (iykyk) …but just wanted to mark my place for later! (So bloody excited!)

 

[Thank(space)you]

The scenery is stunning though

 

[MooBelle]

That speech was so bad it was good.
Cringey, painful and embarrassing. IT WAS AMAZING!!!

 

[Clovis]

Imagine him talking like this all the way through sex... Not that things would ever progress that far.

 

[IKickLikeKatya]

Lucinda's gonna pull out a tambourine any second

 

[Princess of Scots]

Jack's a wank already. The hair says it all

 

[aimzalicious]

Obsessed with the flowers and colour scheme for Cassandra's wedding

 

[lokp0009]

I actually think Cassandra might like him and chill him out a bit. She’s so warm and open-hearted

 

[Diagnosis123]

 

[Clovis]

Christ Almighty, his arse is eating those trousers.

 

[Sonz1981]

I’m rooting for Tim and Lucinda. So watch them turn into a pair of absolute bellends!!

im snack less tonight. I had the most manhoosive jacket potato at dinner and I actually feel like I could burst.

 

[Clovis]

This Collins is already getting on my last nerve.