Married At First Sight Australia (MAFSA) (E4 pace) #6 Sorry about the breath, I've had some chicken twisters

[noseybirdxo]

I actually think Dion is the catch of the series in terms of thoughtfulness, humbleness, just feels very genuine and really giving this a go and trying. He’d defo be better matched with other brides. He’s not done himself any harm coming on this show as he’s come across so well.

 

[Miss Begotten]

OK, so yes, Matt is weird and creepy as fuck, but holy shit, Kate is genuinely the most miserable bitch I’ve ever seen.

 

[Miss Begotten]

Sweetheart I’m 30 and don’t know where I see myself in 5 years leave Al alone.

Im 54 and my five year plan is basically hoping I can still get up from the sofa on the first try.

 

[Clovis]

Oh, I just remembered who Dion reminds me of. A fat Martin Kemp.

 

[aimzalicious]

We need Al to have a chat with Hoops about why he's such an emotionally unavailable mardy cunt

 

[Miss Begotten]

Oh look at Louie Spence and his horse. Who said romance was dead?

 

[Miss Begotten]

Quite impressed? Fucking bitch. She rather be chatting shit with the red faced, chicken legged twat.
Dion is twice the man Mr Beetroot is.
She thinks Dion isn’t good enough for her, but in reality he’s way, way too good for her.

 

[aimzalicious]

I can't believe Mitch thinks it's acceptable to be like "I'm going to freeze her out for a few days" instead of communicating like a normal human being????

Omg hes so rude about the other contestants!!! did he just say "other eighteen cunts on the couch"??? why apply you dumb fuck

 

[aimzalicious]

I genuinely don't know how Selina has contributed to their problems??? Why is Mel having a go

 

[aimzalicious]

I hateeeee when people are like "BUT IT'S A JOKE" because it's not a joke if someone's feelings get hurt (and all the women calling the men sensitive, whats that about?)

 

[Miss Begotten]

So Mitch thinks the experiment is stupid and the experts are idiots, but applied anyway?
What a fucking twat.

 

[crispycrunch]

He better have sex with her next time she's on the blob

 

[Chez300]

Ella sounds like she’s trying to protect an abusive husband. It’s sad that she really doesn’t know her worth.

 

[EnoughAlready]

Oh Dino mate, your cheese and biscuits are wasted on her she wants the gym going fridge raiding radish!!

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Imagine applying for a tv show and kicking off about the cameras dick head

 

[EnoughAlready]

Mitch there with more faces than a clock! Says one thing on the sofa and then gets the arse on when it’s just him being filmed ha!

 

[Dogtanian]

I do feel sorry for Dion. Yes, he's cheesy and he wears heels (what a crime eh?) but he's been nothing but nice to Carolina. The only nice woman on this series has been Selina, the rest can get in the bin.

 

[Ray_of_Sunshine]

Is he emptying the fucking fridge on his way out

 

[crispycrunch]

Said she doesn't like pasta. FUCK OFF BITCH who doesn't you melt

 

[EnoughAlready]

How harsh Mel! Don’t let him gaslight for Christ sake, how has she contributed?! Not having this!