Marcus Mitchell #62 It's the final meltdown 🎵

[Venom]

Anyone seen his latest insta story? His pants fell down crossing the road outside Aldi clutching a shit load of custard creams I bet there are some traumatised people walking round Camborne right now after seeing that #bewildered

 

[Venom]

@Venom pal i’m gonna need you to make a gif of a dildo flying at her gormless face please

 

[Venom]

Marcus Mitchell #63 That Fat Lad, Content’s Bad, Got a Black eye after Strangling his Dad

 

[Venom]

sid's front garden

 

[Lucyxxxx]

Marcus Mitchell #63 That Fat Lad, Content’s Bad, Got a Black eye after Strangling his Dad

Listen here you. You do funny videos. I do funny thread titles.

 

[Venom]

Oh Lord, he's been kicked out of Tyack's

 

[Venom]

when the communal hits the spot

 

[KJ-2022]

D'y remember when he went on about applying to go on Big Brother? They would need specialised bariatic equipment. He'd be better off going for my 600lb life. Story line would be Marcus replaces one addiction for another, first it was t'internet but lost faith in it cos not what it used to be when he was meme king, then it was addiction to Aldi voddy and thatchers but he started to resemble Kermit with a fetching shade of green hue to his skin and eyes and now it's an addiction to industrial size quantities of beige slop. Wee Dr Now, shakes his head and storms off..

He’s already on the new season beaut xx

 

[Not_A_Troll]

Can we please get ‘that fat lad’ into the next thread title it will drive him mad

Keep it simple

Marcus Mitchell - That fat lad from Camborne

 

[Venom]

at last

 

[Miss Chin-Chin]

This is Marcus:

This is also Marcus, 18 months ago:

This is also Marcus less than 2 years ago:

Marcus is a liar. Don’t be like Marcus.

 

[Yesweknowyouhavekids]

he’s come a long way….but we’re not too sure where he’s been
He’s had meltdowns
He’s had cocaine…but remember this

Been such a beggy cunt for so long
He has begged a thousand times
Sometimes snorted a line on live
Everybody’s seen it …

with Pinot in his glass he reminds us of the meltdowns gone by
Will knocking on his door
The kernow po po calling in for a welfare check
Coke bottles at the wall …

Never forget bout the travelodge
Never pretend you didn’t turn green
Someday soon this will feel like it was all a beautiful dream
It will be tattlers favourite dream

hes come so far
And he got so high
And everyone around him stares death in the eye
And he’s still so young…and we hope for more

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Omg!! I can’t actually imagine what this would look like- massive teeth in that mouth!

Lol

 

[Lucyxxxx]

I really need to know why he keeps saying he's "come so far" since a year ago. Marcus beaut I know you read here so could you please do a list or something as a story? Far as I'm aware he's still jobless, still lives in homeless accommodation waiting for a free flat because he won't get a job, still bone idle lazy, still a nasty cunt, still a useless drain on society, still piling on weight by the week, still begging for followers/likes/money ....what's changed over the last year?! He won't even sort his fucking toe out. All I can think is he isn't pretending to be an alcoholic anymore but he still drinks so he hasn't even done his pretend recovery properly. Like what's actually changed over the year?!

He stopped sucking off smackheads in budget hotels. That's a step up.

 

[Lucyxxxx]

I spy a clients residue.

 

[Blue raspberry slush pupp]

Thread Cambornes fat lad feeling cute ….penis enlargement beaut

 

[MrsPoison]

Jesus, if you're too stupid to see that most of the people on his lives telling him him he deserves a treat or a drink or asking him if he works or encouraging him to go out aren't us then you are blind. I don't think they are all the LLL brigade like you all think. If you are on his live and feel the need to constantly correct people who tell him he's lost weight or he deserves the world and a bottle wine, stop it because it's me trying to set you up with a good night and you are annoying the shit out of me.

 

[Lucyxxxx]

Can you imagine if he had a heart attack on Sid’s door step

*Andys ghost has entered the chat*

 

[Not_A_Troll]

Dies anyone else get really annoyed by people using “mental health” as if it’s a condition? We all have mental health but not everyone has mental health problems

 

[Venom]

to the tune of 'this old man'

That Fat Lad
Snorting Crack
Telling Lies
and Battering his Dad

Sidney Disown him
throw his stuff away
Lardy you'll never go on holiday