Marcus Mitchell #55 Making up rap names because we're boredWhere is the king of benefit fraud? 💔

[Miss Chin-Chin]

T - Tricky strangler

While we’re on Tricky, I laughed WAY too much at this comment about his tattoo

 

[KJ-2022]

It’s his jeans I feel most sorry for

 

[Venom]

Oh Lord, he's been trying to sneak into weatherspoons again !!

 

[Yesweknowyouhavekids]

Anyone remember having to sing hymns at school? This reminds me of Carcus

He begged in the morning when the world was young
He begged at spoons and tyacks and maccies
He begs on insta and tik tok and wherever he can
At Camborne spoons he got his ban ….

beg beg wherever he may be
He is the king of the memes says he
And he’ll slayte us all wherever he will be
And he’ll slate us all whilst he begs says he

he begged off Sid and Rich Mitch Butterly…
But they wouldn’t cough up and gave him nowt for free
So he called for Will, crunchy locks and Heidi
They came with him and the beg went on

Beg beg wherever he may be
He is the king of the memes says he
And he’ll grift like fuck wherever he may be
Cause he is the king of memes says he

He danced on the Friday when his toe turned black
He strangled his daddy and ended up with a smack
Now all he has is a pocket for a wank
And he is the size of a Sherman tank

 

[AngelBabes]

This comment has deceased me!

 

[Venom]

Go on you pathetic Cunt, go on the ale !!!

 

[Custardslice24]

"If you want my future, forget my past.
If you want to get with me, better make it Tyacks.
Now don't go wasting my precious time.
Gift me on my Tiktok and we'll be just fine."

 

[Yesweknowyouhavekids]

Ahh a bond so strong she tells everyone you killed her fuckbuddy and that she’s failed as a parent warms the cockles of your heart that does

 

[MrsPoison]

Sass more like fat , drunk , shlagg

Why are you calling this young girl you don't know a fat sl*g ? That's ok now is it? That makes me uncomfortable beauts

Wrote that being nice before I saw a few of you agreed, now I'm not being nice. She's not fucking fat for a start so that's just nasty. And I don't give a shit if she's slept with the entire British army, it doesn't make her a 'sl*g' stop putting misogynistic labels onto women's sexuality. You called her a sl*g because of what she's wearing, because of what she looks like, that's rape culture. Grow the fuck up.

 

[Jackbo]

Are they just in tyacks?

Yes. He told his mates he’ll film who he wants when he wants. His mates were like ‘don’t get banned you have your tea in here every night!’

 

[Not_A_Troll]

That drawstring gave up long ago

 

[Cilla Slack]

Thanks for the new cut. Is he having a fucking laugh?

 

[Yesweknowyouhavekids]

My mum can fuck my dead nans cunt spice

 

[Miss Chin-Chin]

Beauts he’s so boring I’ve been entertaining myself by writing a limerick about him:

There once was a caravan/walrus
Whose skin was oily and porous
He looked like boiled ham
Was fond of a scam
And loved Tattle but tried to ignore us.

I’ll let myself out

 

[Mycatismad]

Paused Marcus gains an extra tooth!

 

[Miss Chin-Chin]

‘Drunk me is the best me’ - officially the most honest thing he’s ever said

 

[pommynoir]

Fucking hypocrite

Why’s he acting like a tiktok veteran he’s only been on it 5 minutes

 

[spaceraider69]

He only shits in bushes Jake

 

[Lucyxxxx]

Suicide spice.

 

[JakeM]

'The trolls are saying I was crying last night'