Marcus Mitchell #40 The Calm Before The Storm living like a king in his homeless dorm

[Lucyxxxx]

Remember when he penciled his suicide in for 9pm NYE?

 

[Tobodee]

Beauts, I think I know who the married man is who he’s snogging….

 

[spaceraider69]

Marcus & Sid on a holiday for his 40th

 

[JulesC]

I’ll probably get some stick for this but here goes… whenever I see photos of him on a night out, it makes me so happy that I didn’t grow up in a small town. Soz but that nightlife ain’t it.

 

[Lucyxxxx]

#41

Marcus is boring don't mean to be harsh,
So all us beauts have defected to Jodie Marsh.

 

[elliebellieboo]

He sits there like some ‘make a wish’ kid and those are his ‘hero’s’ who’ve been paid a fucking bucket of money to pose with him after a day at flambards.

Third day of covid lockdown in rehab, I’ve just taken delivery of my body weight in crisps from Mr Asda. Send thoughts and peas xxx

 

[restingbtcface]

Is it me or does Heidi look like one of the white chicks

 

[Venom]

The bloke has a wedding ring on by the looks of it so unless he’s picked Marcus to cheat on his spouse with there is zero substance to his pics. Imagine seeing you partner messing about with him on insta you wouldn’t let them anywhere near you until they had been thoroughly disinfected

If I had a partner and he kissed Marcus

a) his belongings would be in bin liners in the yard and
B) I’d have myself tested for a full spectrum of known diseases and have my house fumigated !

thanks Marcus, I’m sitting here raging over a completely made up scenario

 

[DollyDiamondxo]

Here she is!

She’s using his belly as an arm rest is she ok?

 

[Badger_cough]

The young girl from his night out pics is giving me the girl from "who doesn't know how to flush the toilet after they've had a SHET?!" vibes - I really hope someone knows what I mean otherwise this will look mental and I'll have to go awaaawwy

 

[u k hun ?]

Hi Marcus, I am Madame UK Hun, world wide renowned fortune teller/medium! Welcome, please keep on your shoes, and sanitise your hands three times as I know where those have been.
This won’t take long. I predict another few weeks of pretending to be living your best life. More unfunny, plagiarised memes, more processed beige food, and trips to Wetherspoons. I see more shady money making schemes and a lifetime of slobbing about.
Unfortunatey, the communal is your best chance of a love life and I predict a lot more conflict in your life. I predict many more MMMM and a lifetime of unhappiness if you don’t change your toxic, racist, selfish,cuntish ways.
That’s it, please leave as I need to fumigate and sage the place after you. Goodbye

 

[MrsPoison]

Jesus, did I step back in time this morning looking at his stories?

This thread is so dull people have resorted to discussing their nights out 15 years ago

 

[Lucyxxxx]

What an absolute bunch of hillbillies.



PS. Marcus, when you read this you need to scrape your tounge. From looking at it I can tell your breath must smell like a swamp.

 

[Venom]

Mother Goose, is this you ?

 

[Lucyxxxx]

Blowing out the birthday candles and hoping for a Tom reunion

Blowing out the candles the way Will blew his back out.

*OK I will just go and sit in a dark room for 5 minutes and think about what I just said*

 

[AngelBabes]

Happy birthday Marcus Carcass! We all hope you have an amazing day celebrating. Lots of love from your biggest fans, your Tattle Trolls!

 

[Lady_Tabitha]

Title #42
Warning to all men of Camborne, Marcus is in spoons and he's got the horn

 

[TizzyTIzzle]

They all look like they stink

 

[Apple In My Pie]

Whoever's took that picture of him with the wine has done him dirty

he looks the spit of Peter griffin

I can’t deal with him ffs. I know what it’s like to be lonely esp around your birthday, it’s shit. But if I had to throw a tantrum just to get people to go out with me, I would be fucking embarrassed.

 

[Lucyxxxx]

He falls in love and/or shags any male friends thus ruining any actual friendship. He keeps a memento of each one though, which is quite sweet. Wish I had a pocket from each of my exes you know. Doing life wrong over here

SGs pocket, Wills crack bong, Toms £80. What a weirdo.