Marcus Mitchell #4 Marcus is out on the coke, stop harrasing that poor dead bloke.

[Cagayu]

Marcus Mitchell - serial deleter, Goujon eater, hanging out with Tom the wife beater

 

[carlsberg22]

Marcus Mitchell #5
Eat, beg, post, delete.
Drink, barf, rave, repeat.

 

[Lucyxxxx]

Not far away from a new thread. Any early title suggestions?

Marcus Mitchell - bridge diver, drink driver, suicide survivor.

 

[JulesC]

Ok I’m having another go:

Marcus Mitchell: Serial eater, dirty deleter, shots by the litre, benefits cheater.

 

[Yesweknowyouhavekids]

Marcus and Tom- drinks and drives, pricks on lives, grass skis along the a30 and still survives

 

[MrsPoison]

Who is Tom? I saw him this weekend so he must be a special guest from the past? Sorry to ask , I don’t follow Marcus too much as his gluttony makes me feel ill if I’m totally honest so can’t watch too much of it before I feel sick.

Tom is some pathetic cunt who's wife left him and took the kids and now he hates women and we suspect he murders them as a hobby when he's not spewing misogyny on Marcus's lives which marcus agreed with because he's a dick too, plus he drink drived to that rave and back

 

[Caw1982]

Dunno bout you lot but I'm doing school run and going to get some wine.
Between this and the KP thread I haven't felt this alive since Stephen Bear did his last crap porno upload to Twitter
I fucking love the internet

 

[PrincessPortaPotty]

He’s a sob story away from telling us he miscarried stephens baby, tenner bet he’s got a pair of the boys boxers in his house

 

[Lucyxxxx]

Loving the thread titles. This is honestly one of the best threads on tattle! Nobody falls out, no policing of anybody, everybody is really funny and we all think Marcus is a dick. What's not to love

 

[katieeleanor]

Potential meltdown incoming.

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I’m getting really really sick of him pulling the “i need mental health help, the nhs are failing me” card. The NHS are stretched as it is!!! It’s fat, dole dossing, attention seeking idiots like him that waste the NHS time and money.
How the hell can he have the nerve to complain he’s not getting help, yet he’s regularly drinking openly and it’s obvious he’s also taking drugs. Until he quits those, he is going to have major ups and downs. No psychiatrist or therapist is going to be able to help while he does all that.
It’s controversial of me but It also annoys me that he thinks he should be entitled to NHS help to begin with - he doesn’t work, claims every benefit possible, and simply put just takes takes takes. And then has the nerve to complain about the state of his free healthcare? Try living in another country such as America where even hard workers can barely afford decent healthcare. If it were up to me you’d be sent to pick vegetables on a field/farm. You’re able enough to party, go shopping, go to the pub - remind me WHY you can’t work any job????

 

[Yesweknowyouhavekids]

Bloody hell Marcus at a rave? He will be sweating like Fred West’s paperboy

 

[boojange]

 

[Lucyxxxx]

Recap :

 

[Llamabama]

Course he’d choose to be on the bottom, because he’s a literal lump of lard who can’t be arsed to do any of the work. He’d just lie there like a spatchcock chicken

 

[hellothereyellow]

Don't know why the hell he thinks he can have an opinion on anyone or anything when he has 2 teeth the rest are false, he can't spell for shit (I've read his book) and lies through his back Teeth sorry false teeth. Guys a weirdo I read his book because my child is autistic and he was jusy going on about himself. The guys not autistic at all just a fat horror bag who sits at home on disability thinking he's gods gift. What an embarrassment you are Marcus, if I was your mum I'd be ashamed pal

 

[Cabbage_2021]

Omgggg the rave i can't cope. Ray Von from Pheonix Nights on the decks with his traffic lights

 

[boojange]

I wouldn't be surprised if Jay from The Inbetweeners popped up talking about how much clunge he's had!

 

[Caw1982]

What a thread title. Take a bow.

Marcus, I've been in a wheelchair most my life. However I saw your Sunday night live, I stood up, ran to my fellas car, jumped in, drove to your gaff and shat on your doorstep.
You stupid cunt.
Makes me laugh that you throw around disability cards but post this.
Fuck you Marcus. Fuck you!!!

 

[Yesweknowyouhavekids]

I bet Adele’s place smells of chip pan unwashed minge and Alsatian

 

[boujiemoon]

I’m getting really really sick of him pulling the “i need mental health help, the nhs are failing me” card. The NHS are stretched as it is!!! It’s fat, dole dossing, attention seeking idiots like him that waste the NHS time and money.
How the hell can he have the nerve to complain he’s not getting help, yet he’s regularly drinking openly and it’s obvious he’s also taking drugs. Until he quits those, he is going to have major ups and downs. No psychiatrist or therapist is going to be able to help while he does all that.
It’s controversial of me but It also annoys me that he thinks he should be entitled to NHS help to begin with - he doesn’t work, claims every benefit possible, and simply put just takes takes takes. And then has the nerve to complain about the state of his free healthcare? Try living in another country such as America where even hard workers can barely afford decent healthcare. If it were up to me you’d be sent to pick vegetables on a field/farm. You’re able enough to party, go shopping, go to the pub - remind me WHY you can’t work any job????

As someone that works in the mental health sector, believe me for every genuine suffering patient with crippling and life limiting mental health problems and very serious enduring mental illness, there are at least 5 or 6 like marcus. 5 or 6 lumps who roll up, and read off a script with all the reasons why they need sectioning, why they shouldn't be ignored, when all you really need to give them is a good shake and a reality Check. The ones that manage to get round a locum psychiatrist (because the usual team are dealing with a genuine crisis) and do get sectioned, usually spend the entire time on the wards, online gambling, moaning that it's not quite the all inclusive at the ritz that they envisaged it to be, while having their cocktail of recreational drugs thrown over the walls into the hospital gardens by their Tom's and adelles. One lad who was a typical marcus, came onto a ward for the treatment he was adamant he needed, even packed himself a little suitcase for his holibobs but on seeing genuinely ill people and the realities of how it affects a person, Swiftly checked himself out again and legged it. Marcus would be no different. Marcus really would, and does just take the piss. He really boils my piss.