Marcus Mitchell #27 Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it’s Marcus Mitchell threatening Hari Kari again?

[elliebellieboo]

It was a brief fake sleep

he’s fine

 

[KJ-2022]

I’ve helped him create some additional promotional material for his upcoming arena spectacular “An Evening with Marcus”

 

[elliebellieboo]

Thanks for the new profile pic beaut

 

[KJ-2022]

New Julia’s Theme

Marcus shows us the Nytol and abruptly ends the live leaving the viewers with another classic cliffhanger.

 

[sweetlittlelies]

I only reared my head on here a few hours ago, but I will throw a thread suggestion out there. Thanks for the warm welcome beauts

Hes young, he's dumb. Who's Sid Senior? That's Sids mum.

 

[Miss Chin-Chin]

Early thread title suggestion -

Naught he won’t do for a fiver,
He’ll even suck your dad off for a cider.

 

[Yesweknowyouhavekids]

A whole new world



I can show you a live

Drinking vomiting crying

Tell me tattlers oh why am I so easy to deride

On the Henry Weston

Just need some free Charlie

Tell me dealer why won’t you deliver some for free?



A whole new world….a travelodge all my own

I’m like a fantasist, here’s my Amazon list

Or you can PayPal me….

A whole new world, with petrol stations to peruse

No sid to tell me no or where to, now I’m in a whole new travelodge



Unbelievable lives, indescribable acting

Rolling tumbling free wheeling down the a30 once more



A whole new world, with gtg bags to pursue

I’ll chase clout anywhere I’ve time to spare, I can’t afford to lose myself again….

Every day a surprise , hold on it gets better

I’ll get a job anywhere I’ve time to spare

Okay I made that up…..now I’m in a whole new world with you….

 

[wishlistofcrapreturns]

“Sandra, we have just had a booking for next week. A lovely chap by all accounts, autistic but still has some of that old winston Churchill fighting spirit about him. Fell on hard times, also believe he is well known on the social media. Good times indeed love”

12 hours later

“SANDRA CANCEL THAT BOOKING IMMEDIATELY JUST BEEN INFORMED THAT HE PISSES LIKE A RACEHOURSE AND HAS SOILED UNDERPANTS”

 

[gossip29]

I’m howling

 

[DutchOven69]

 

[gossip29]

Doesn’t look like Marcus is going anywhere

Does this mean someone made the booking for him? One of his LLL brigade booked and paid for it?

 

[Miss Chin-Chin]

Obsessively Chasing the Dead

 

[grace.love13]

Going going gone

 

[Apple In My Pie]

Still can't believe what he said about poor Sid and Sid Senior.

Sid Senior

 

[Lucyxxxx]

Thread title suggestion.

On live slayting his dead gran
If she was still here he'd sell her for a gram.

 

[wishlistofcrapreturns]

I know we only do recaps at the start of a thread but I need to do one for my own fucking mental health here!

Day drinking and making sure to decant into plastic cup so we know it’s big boy apple juice and not water

Throwing up on live

Coming back on live with sick stains all over him

Begging for pennies for cider and putting his PayPal on the live

Offering to perform oral sex for cider and posting his phone number

Coming back on live in underpants and crying

Falling off a stool

Pretending to be asleep but yet being able to read the comments on lives

Having a MMMM and speaking derogatory towards his mum and deceased grandmother

Taking an amount of tablets in order to threaten suicide again

Assuring the visitor to his room that everything is awesome

Crying again

Going missing when police attend at room

Come back on fresh as fuck apologising

Doing quizzes on insta

Planning an autism event


FUCKING HELL HE MOVES MAD

 

[namey]

Personal fave

 

[tidalwave]

Clare Louise is surely on Tattle, too! I just don't believe this comment, "you can't afford to lose yourself again", could be from anyone not on Tattle now!

 

[spaceraider69]

All these delusions of grandeur are from being of his tits! Back in my party days I once seemed it would be a good idea to organise a trip to the Great Barrier Reef to set up a scuba diving business with two random strangers to never see them again but at the time it was a fantastic idea

 

[Tellingtales]

Like a fucking teletubby

Stinky Winky, Dipshit, Lardarse or Po-tato