Thank you to our mistress of the one liner @Dobs for yet another great thread title.
Welcome to this crazy, fast moving thread. Newbies please check out The WIKI (red button at top of page) for all things Lidl.
Quick recap....Lidl is shopping on Amazon, but wearing £2k frocks to buy a loaf at Daylesford farm shop and have a BBQ with Josie. Ali is excited about a strimmer that came quickly and has now been allowed in the Greedhouse. Poor little Porter is crying and barking in the background and his plight is attracting negative comments.
Meanwhile, plans are well underway for our summer event...
Don't miss out...put your name down with event planner @Oops...
DOWNTONBURY FESTIVAL - 2021 - MORE NEWS - MORE VIP’s
We have more Acts in our line up...
Oblivious Neutron Bomb will be appearing in the Alitex Greenhouse
Clifford Rich-Ard is booked to appear to duet with ONB (Xanadu, We Don’t Talk Anymore)
The Cocker-Spaniel Sniffer Dog Posse ft Ja Vis
DJ Market Garden will play a 2 hour set on the @Miscanthus RHS Stage
An unexpected phenomenon appears to be taking place inasmuch as Brands are hearing about our Festival. I am happy to announce a new listing which I hope a member will kindly keep a record of and publish from time to time. OG Volunteer Required please for recording...
KINDLY GIFTED.
Top of the range Alitex Greenhouse
Massive ‘Friends Type‘ Water Fountain - Secret Benefactor
Free Raised Bed to all Attendees - Harrod Horticulture
The Government - Free rail travel to DOWNTONBURY FESTIVALplus Fleece-on-a-Seat goody bag
4 Marble Tables and 1 Marquee courtesy of @Lady Chat
It has been recommended that we should have Awards at the end. It is to be hoped that some talented member may wish to design some awards.
The Design a ‘T’ Shirt Competition is flourishing with members submitting their hilarious designs. @Miscanthus is keeping a record of the T shirts and the number of votes they receive. The prize for the winner is a -HAIRNETS- ‘Goody’ Bag.
Those with a birthday in June may like to announce this and join @Margo Polo in our ‘Queen For A Month Celebrations’ by wearing a gilded Crown supplied by Garrard and a silk sash supplied by Sacha Mentii from our Wardrobe Department. A dropped curtsy every time we pass a Queen at DOWNTONBURY is of course mandatory since it is only good manners.
Most Recent VIP Members include.
@Stefano - Utterly Butterly...Unplugged - Pearl Clutcher’s Tent
@becky bloomwood - How to Belt Up - Styling Workshop - Dog Safety Tent
@Allexie01 - Here’s Me Head...Me Broken Ankles Are Following - First Aid Stomp Tent
@misshydrangea - Cor! Value Diary Management - INFJ Tent
@Lionessarising - Herbs To Hide Under Ketchup - The Basil Tent
@Al Fresco - ESPAragus Tips - Veggie Meets Beauty Tent
@FlorrieB - Prizes for Deciphering F&B Black Panels - Black Tent
@yucklydia - Too Tight To Breathe - Belt Trilogy Tent
@Tinytur - Treatment of Husbands in Vlogging - Condescension Tent
@munchie - Eye-Rolling in A Yurt - Projection Tent
@Fionaelf13 - The Small Big Jobs - Big Small Job Tent
@Glóbylydl - How To Wear Black Vegan Leather With a ZIP - Monogrammed Fastener Tent
@Miss KW - Great Philosophy...Living Your Truth - Better Than Aristotle Tent
This list is not exhaustive of course and there will be more to come.
To be continued...
Welcome to this crazy, fast moving thread. Newbies please check out The WIKI (red button at top of page) for all things Lidl.
Quick recap....Lidl is shopping on Amazon, but wearing £2k frocks to buy a loaf at Daylesford farm shop and have a BBQ with Josie. Ali is excited about a strimmer that came quickly and has now been allowed in the Greedhouse. Poor little Porter is crying and barking in the background and his plight is attracting negative comments.
Meanwhile, plans are well underway for our summer event...
Don't miss out...put your name down with event planner @Oops...
DOWNTONBURY FESTIVAL - 2021 - MORE NEWS - MORE VIP’s
We have more Acts in our line up...
Oblivious Neutron Bomb will be appearing in the Alitex Greenhouse
Clifford Rich-Ard is booked to appear to duet with ONB (Xanadu, We Don’t Talk Anymore)
The Cocker-Spaniel Sniffer Dog Posse ft Ja Vis
DJ Market Garden will play a 2 hour set on the @Miscanthus RHS Stage
An unexpected phenomenon appears to be taking place inasmuch as Brands are hearing about our Festival. I am happy to announce a new listing which I hope a member will kindly keep a record of and publish from time to time. OG Volunteer Required please for recording...
KINDLY GIFTED.
Top of the range Alitex Greenhouse
Massive ‘Friends Type‘ Water Fountain - Secret Benefactor
Free Raised Bed to all Attendees - Harrod Horticulture
The Government - Free rail travel to DOWNTONBURY FESTIVALplus Fleece-on-a-Seat goody bag
4 Marble Tables and 1 Marquee courtesy of @Lady Chat
It has been recommended that we should have Awards at the end. It is to be hoped that some talented member may wish to design some awards.
The Design a ‘T’ Shirt Competition is flourishing with members submitting their hilarious designs. @Miscanthus is keeping a record of the T shirts and the number of votes they receive. The prize for the winner is a -HAIRNETS- ‘Goody’ Bag.
Those with a birthday in June may like to announce this and join @Margo Polo in our ‘Queen For A Month Celebrations’ by wearing a gilded Crown supplied by Garrard and a silk sash supplied by Sacha Mentii from our Wardrobe Department. A dropped curtsy every time we pass a Queen at DOWNTONBURY is of course mandatory since it is only good manners.
Most Recent VIP Members include.
@Stefano - Utterly Butterly...Unplugged - Pearl Clutcher’s Tent
@becky bloomwood - How to Belt Up - Styling Workshop - Dog Safety Tent
@Allexie01 - Here’s Me Head...Me Broken Ankles Are Following - First Aid Stomp Tent
@misshydrangea - Cor! Value Diary Management - INFJ Tent
@Lionessarising - Herbs To Hide Under Ketchup - The Basil Tent
@Al Fresco - ESPAragus Tips - Veggie Meets Beauty Tent
@FlorrieB - Prizes for Deciphering F&B Black Panels - Black Tent
@yucklydia - Too Tight To Breathe - Belt Trilogy Tent
@Tinytur - Treatment of Husbands in Vlogging - Condescension Tent
@munchie - Eye-Rolling in A Yurt - Projection Tent
@Fionaelf13 - The Small Big Jobs - Big Small Job Tent
@Glóbylydl - How To Wear Black Vegan Leather With a ZIP - Monogrammed Fastener Tent
@Miss KW - Great Philosophy...Living Your Truth - Better Than Aristotle Tent
This list is not exhaustive of course and there will be more to come.
To be continued...
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