Elle Belle
Chatty Member
Vlog 'Starting a New Life' (clickbait title obviously)
- She's changing her life. She says insanity is doing the same thing and expecting a different outcome. She's slowly fallen off the bandwagon of things that keep her going. She's neglected herself. She's angry at herself. She's lost herself. Don't play victim to circumstances you created then Lydia.
- She advises she can't talk about it on here, but whenever she tries to stand back up someone punches her back down. She's at the back end of this now and is on her recovery mission. Have you considered suing your brain for negligence?
- She acknowledges so many people need others to help them and take the blame. She's not one of these people though. She takes responsibility. Ever just stop to think Lydia, and forget to start again? She doesn't want to talk to us too much as it'll knock her routine. Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, you just gargled.
- Ali made her a coffee before he left for his trip, but she highlights it tastes like aftershave. Yessssss Ali. It's the small things.
- She pitched an idea to a brand 2 years ago and is going to London to start it. It'll be in a separate vlog though. Obviously. We can't have too much excitement at once.
- She's starting a journal to process her feelings. She's feels a lot. She's very sensitive. She wanted to read back her journals. You really must be from the shallow end of the gene pool Lydia.
- She's now telling us how to structure a diary. She literally ticks off that she was up, then went on a run, then had cofee, then a shower, then needs to edit stories. She then says oh gosh my day is so full. She's not had a day like this for months. She's changed her mindset from woe is me. I can tell when you're lying Lydia. Your lips move.
- Lumi has slept all day. She keeps saying she's uncle dick then writes on screen it means sick. When god was handing out brains, you must have been holding the door.
- She moans at the chainsawing all day and emphasises everyone is so loud round here. Do you actually expect your neighbours to drop what they're doing whilst you give us an update on your parsley?
- Here come the community guidelines she's putting together so we can refer to and work out way around this. She's never censored her channel. Let's all forget you turned the comments on Glóby off for an entire month then. She's the person who determines what is said on those channels but she can't control what is said in other places like the lies and the gaslighting. Hi Lydia
, hows taking responsibility for yourself like a big girl going?
- No one is trying to silence her followers. If you feel she has done something wrong or not declared something properly then you can go to ASA. It's not down to you to tell her how to disclose how to content. She emphasises you are not the ASA. Lydia, if you followed the regulations like most other influencers then you wouldn't have so many negative comments or complaints. Or Tattle threads. Your guardian angel must drink. Yeah that definitely must be it. Not your actions. Not at all.
- She's changing her life on how she does things on the internet too. She's been too soft for the way she's treated on the internet. It's not down to her to change the way she is. She's manages very well on the internet. She's able to not spread lies or send unkind messages so no-one else should. If stupidity hurt, you'd go through life on a morphine drip.
- No comments deemed unfit for someone to read will be prevented to her. She literally says this. It must be difficult for you Lydia, exhausting your entire vocabulary in one sentence. She won't be seeing the messages coming in. She's now being protected from that side of the internet. She shouldn't have to have it in her life. People say she shouldn't be on the internet if she can't deal with it. She says once upon a time you wouldn't be able to walk down the street without something terrible happening to you and the police became a thing to ensure people weren't abusing other people. She hopes it will be soon that the internet changes. You actually act like arrogance is a virtue.
- Some people take their inner pain or inner problems and project it onto her. They should go and see a therapist like her. Haaaaa ok then. If you’re offended by my opinion, you should hear the ones I keep to myself. She feels the best she has been in months. She's highlighted how tired she is twice already. Standard.
- She's done a late night cult beauty haul, with a press discount obviously. She's falling in love with her skin again. New stuff motivates her. Never a truer word spoken Lydia. She says she can finally start to breathe again. Don't you need a license to be that stupid?
- She couldn't sleep as she was worried she didn't do a good beauty campaign, but it got approved straight away so she was worrying about nothing. You have an inferiority complex. And it's fully justified.
- She's having a fringe cut in because the breakage makes her sad. This could be interesting. I think it may suit her, I'll give her that. But then again there's been no update on stories so maybe it all went terribly wrong. Again.
- She's bought the same hoodie in 4 colours, but won't tell us what blogger she saw it on incase they're not promoting it. What a fuck nugget. May every sock you wear be slightly rotated just enough for it to be uncomfortable.
- Tomorrow she has a dentist appointment, meeting and picking up a Dior bag. The Dior bag goes on the to do list so she can tick it off. Hold still, I'm trying to imagine you with an actual personality.
- She did a makeup campaign on Saturday which she was unhappy about working at the weekend, but she had to fit in with Ali's schedule. She thought she looked all that and a packet of crisps until Ali pointed out the lumps due to her allergic reaction to the eyeshadow. I bet the brand are regretting the approval. Massively.
- She's changing her life. She says insanity is doing the same thing and expecting a different outcome. She's slowly fallen off the bandwagon of things that keep her going. She's neglected herself. She's angry at herself. She's lost herself. Don't play victim to circumstances you created then Lydia.
- She advises she can't talk about it on here, but whenever she tries to stand back up someone punches her back down. She's at the back end of this now and is on her recovery mission. Have you considered suing your brain for negligence?
- She acknowledges so many people need others to help them and take the blame. She's not one of these people though. She takes responsibility. Ever just stop to think Lydia, and forget to start again? She doesn't want to talk to us too much as it'll knock her routine. Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, you just gargled.
- Ali made her a coffee before he left for his trip, but she highlights it tastes like aftershave. Yessssss Ali. It's the small things.
- She pitched an idea to a brand 2 years ago and is going to London to start it. It'll be in a separate vlog though. Obviously. We can't have too much excitement at once.
- She's starting a journal to process her feelings. She's feels a lot. She's very sensitive. She wanted to read back her journals. You really must be from the shallow end of the gene pool Lydia.
- She's now telling us how to structure a diary. She literally ticks off that she was up, then went on a run, then had cofee, then a shower, then needs to edit stories. She then says oh gosh my day is so full. She's not had a day like this for months. She's changed her mindset from woe is me. I can tell when you're lying Lydia. Your lips move.
- Lumi has slept all day. She keeps saying she's uncle dick then writes on screen it means sick. When god was handing out brains, you must have been holding the door.
- She moans at the chainsawing all day and emphasises everyone is so loud round here. Do you actually expect your neighbours to drop what they're doing whilst you give us an update on your parsley?
- Here come the community guidelines she's putting together so we can refer to and work out way around this. She's never censored her channel. Let's all forget you turned the comments on Glóby off for an entire month then. She's the person who determines what is said on those channels but she can't control what is said in other places like the lies and the gaslighting. Hi Lydia
, hows taking responsibility for yourself like a big girl going?- No one is trying to silence her followers. If you feel she has done something wrong or not declared something properly then you can go to ASA. It's not down to you to tell her how to disclose how to content. She emphasises you are not the ASA. Lydia, if you followed the regulations like most other influencers then you wouldn't have so many negative comments or complaints. Or Tattle threads. Your guardian angel must drink. Yeah that definitely must be it. Not your actions. Not at all.
- She's changing her life on how she does things on the internet too. She's been too soft for the way she's treated on the internet. It's not down to her to change the way she is. She's manages very well on the internet. She's able to not spread lies or send unkind messages so no-one else should. If stupidity hurt, you'd go through life on a morphine drip.
- No comments deemed unfit for someone to read will be prevented to her. She literally says this. It must be difficult for you Lydia, exhausting your entire vocabulary in one sentence. She won't be seeing the messages coming in. She's now being protected from that side of the internet. She shouldn't have to have it in her life. People say she shouldn't be on the internet if she can't deal with it. She says once upon a time you wouldn't be able to walk down the street without something terrible happening to you and the police became a thing to ensure people weren't abusing other people. She hopes it will be soon that the internet changes. You actually act like arrogance is a virtue.
- Some people take their inner pain or inner problems and project it onto her. They should go and see a therapist like her. Haaaaa ok then. If you’re offended by my opinion, you should hear the ones I keep to myself. She feels the best she has been in months. She's highlighted how tired she is twice already. Standard.
- She's done a late night cult beauty haul, with a press discount obviously. She's falling in love with her skin again. New stuff motivates her. Never a truer word spoken Lydia. She says she can finally start to breathe again. Don't you need a license to be that stupid?
- She couldn't sleep as she was worried she didn't do a good beauty campaign, but it got approved straight away so she was worrying about nothing. You have an inferiority complex. And it's fully justified.
- She's having a fringe cut in because the breakage makes her sad. This could be interesting. I think it may suit her, I'll give her that. But then again there's been no update on stories so maybe it all went terribly wrong. Again.
- She's bought the same hoodie in 4 colours, but won't tell us what blogger she saw it on incase they're not promoting it. What a fuck nugget. May every sock you wear be slightly rotated just enough for it to be uncomfortable.
- Tomorrow she has a dentist appointment, meeting and picking up a Dior bag. The Dior bag goes on the to do list so she can tick it off. Hold still, I'm trying to imagine you with an actual personality.
- She did a makeup campaign on Saturday which she was unhappy about working at the weekend, but she had to fit in with Ali's schedule. She thought she looked all that and a packet of crisps until Ali pointed out the lumps due to her allergic reaction to the eyeshadow. I bet the brand are regretting the approval. Massively.
I told him I'm sunshine mixed with a little 
(currently pawing these words in a bubble of loathe)
I'm fortunately surrounded by strong, independent, resourceful, talented, beautiful women in my real life, but for young girls potentially without this having Lydia and the likes as their female role models is not going to encourage them to believe in themselves, and in turn take ownership of their mistakes, learnings and ultimately lives. I love men (one in particular), I want to be with him, but I don't need to be with him. We don't need to wait around for a hundred years to be saved like Sleeping Beauty. Women can do it themselves. Be a badass. Steal the prince's horse and start your own Queendom. And do it with mermaid hair and in Manolos if you like. That's my kind of hero.
. I don't have long though.
). She thinks it's almost as innovative as Globy. I don't know what's worse. Her IQ or her hairline. 
Her intellect is rivaled only by her garden tools though. I suggested she did a little soul searching. She might just find one. She was laughing so hard she couldn't breathe. I was like keep on laughing. I see you've all cottoned on to how I'm surely but slowly sabotaging her vlogs. I already know I'm going to hell being her side slave. At this point it's go big or go home. But I can't go home, she made me sell it to move closer to her in Northamptonshire. You're right the bins never lie. She said I could move back in with her, she has signs on both ears saying 'Space for Rent'. The short answer was no. The long answer was hell no. 
Depop Dee is such a little die hard lollipop triple dipped in psycho. I have to do all the work around here whilst she fawns over the witless weed. She's about as useful as an ashtray on a motorcycle.
I mean, with how "sensitive" she is, how the feck is she even alive at this point? It also never ceases to amaze me how her fans keep gobbling up her redonkulous "woe is me" tales.
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