Lydia Millen #148 Dinosaur arms floundering over the head as Ralph Lauren shoes are both pointedly dead..

[coconochanel]

The thing is if she didnt use clickbait titles what would she call her videos?....

'In the kitchen'
'Pratting about in the greedhouse'
'Opening more clothes in the mint dressing room of horrors'
'Being a bitch to Ali'
'A free PR trip but I didn't film any of it'

 

[UnexpectedFlamingo]

I’ve been laughing for 10 minutes. They look ridiculous. U can tell her face probs dropped from the smile after he said those last words

If my husband ever used the phrase “my knitwear of choice”, I’d throw a chainsaw at him.

 

[Milking Keynes]

LEM #149 Harness Horribilis

 

[Lpops]

She’s a horrible anus.

Just come on here to say the same thing, although I couldn’t have articulated it any better than ‘a horrible Anus’

Her latest tiktok is in such bad taste! ‘A nod to the king’?! What, cos you found some perfume called Highgrove?! Wtf and wasn’t this trip even before the Queen passed away anyway?!

AND WHAT IS THAT VOICE?! My god, so many questions. Why is she trying to sound like a novel?! Curl in bed with a good book which reminds me of home…. You’ve only gone on a overnight stay!

Wow this one really pissed me off

 

[stephaniecrystal1221]

I followed Lydia since 2016 just before her engagement to Ali in her box house where she was authentic and just a breath of fresh air where her hair suited her features. She wasn’t bronzed like the girls from TOWIE and she embraced her natural beauty. I unfollowed when she bought her house and became superficial with how much she did her house. The amount of times I’ve seen her house change is ridiculous. She lost touch with her audience by making a bloody tan kit for £50 during COVID when people were on furlough. Then she tried to become some grandma by watching Downton Abbey and one bot on YouTube said she’s like Kate Middleton and she bloody ran with that. Even the way she speaks now is pretentious like babes we know how you actually speak. I don’t know whether she’s an unhappy sod or she’s insecure but the constant need to talk like she’s got a stick up her ass is so frustrating. Her victim behaviour and I’m trying to be perfect made me unfollow

She probably has a shrine of Meghan Markle since the two of them are so similar and yes I know she reads this. Also one thing I realised. Money doesn’t buy taste. That awful Carolina herrera Dress. She can mop her whole house with that

Her videos are like a monthly menstrual cycle

My mental health how I splash money to try and fix it but we all know next month it’s the same shit again

my hair something about my hair I fixed

my house Not happy never happy just want to waste money

fighting people on tattle and how they make me sad but really they’re speaking the truth

the garden. Oh the garden that just looks like absolute shite but I need to fix it because I can’t fix myself

CLICKBAIT a few times a month because I need the money to buy goods as PR isn’t good anymore

Unboxing expensive shit when really I’m going to depop it

Life has changed, something changing but not my bloody shitty personality

 

[Wophie]

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Why wait for an hour to give Barclay (sic) a treat to calm him down ?
And a pic of the Queen's coffin thrown in for good measure.

Once again, the lil Elf is late with his IG stories. Lil man, your wifey posted this pic this morning and you're posting it 12 hours later.

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I guess Ali's next vlog includes footage of the cobbler polishing Ali's ... shoes ????

Riveting.

"Sausage Dad" is actually Ali's Grindr alias

 

[Peppypoopar]

Not allowed or don’t want to prove you live in a modern GP surgery-esque bunga?
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Yet you seem to be allowed to put up the front of another persons house on social media who doesn't know and hasn't given permission

 

[Deeny85]

Just come on here to say the same thing, although I couldn’t have articulated it any better than ‘a horrible Anus’

Her latest tiktok is in such bad taste! ‘A nod to the king’?! What, cos you found some perfume called Highgrove?! Wtf and wasn’t this trip even before the Queen passed away anyway?!

AND WHAT IS THAT VOICE?! My god, so many questions. Why is she trying to sound like a novel?! Curl in bed with a good book which reminds me of home…. You’ve only gone on a overnight stay!

Wow this one really pissed me off

I got blocked for telling her it is in poor taste. I couldn’t help it

 

[georgiecait]

Sounds harsh but I’m unfollowing anyone on social media who’s posted themselves with the royal family and made it all about themselves.
Showing their true colours bright as day.

 

[Julia123]

Here you go.
So nauseating.
So slappable.
So Lydia.
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I mean..... girl looks like a chaperone on a girl scout troop field trip.

She really needs to figure out a better hair lewk (and stop with the injections)

 

[hol981]

Saw Lidl and Carrie getting the train to Milton Keynes (she lives in Towcester, not Buckinghamshire as she claims ). No posh accent and saying she is 5ft7+ is laughable. She’s about 5ft4!

 

[Julia123]

No photoshopping by the Cara Melon photographer so Lyds has quite a spiteful look about her in these pics.
As per Cara Melon's business model, everything is on "discount" before it hits the market.

I mean... she just looks MISERABLE in all of these photos... the photographer is honestly so bad IMO.

And this dress is HORRIBLE in this pic -

Until she TEAMED it with her WARMER ACCESSORIES that I think only match her fake tan cause they don't match that dress! "The warm tones together - woof" omg WHAT?!

And she's got the coat cinched in so tight that it's miles from closing on the front... and somehow the coat has BACK FAT. lol

 

[Bbblane28]

What in the actual? This puts me off the savoy so much!!

I had a reservation at The Savoy in October. I’ve cancelled it since seeing these posts and I’ve messaged them to say that’s why reason why.

Let’s see if they respond.

 

[Being nosey]

She’s a horribilis anus.

 

[Milking Keynes]

‘Inspired by my love of historical dramas’ or you can get one on Amazon - just type Halloween in the search bar

 

[Oops...]

May we never forget…

 

[Namima]

It really is all about appearing to be mourning or honoring a loss. Perfect example of Lidl. Sharing a clip of someone else's work with her branding underneath. Enough as it is without even considering Queen's death.

Decency has to be a banned word in Lidl's vocab.

I'll be honest, after losing my mum a few months ago, I'm finding Lyds very very triggering.
I think I'm going to stop watching her stories for a few days. She is exhausting.

 

[mustbeuni]

Im not sure you intended to make me laugh harder than I have for a while but this is comedy gold .

I was being dead serious. Does she do the hair of someone actually famous? Because to me what she’s doing looks very out of date. It’s giving suburban mommy blogger from Utah I’m the early 2010s

 

[Wophie]

Don't be so cruel guys, it's Halloween hair

 

[Miscanthus]

Does anybody know a man who muses over his jumper (sweater) colour..."is this cognac or tobacco?"
Most men I know would say "brown".
Please don't reply...