Lunatics #8

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Hi lovely people. Sorry for being MIA. My life went a bit wild. I'm only just back in London after 4 weeks.

Long and short of it is, I went on holiday, had a spat with Mr J, ended up in a thing with a school mate from Scotland, I snogged him when I was 13. He is hot now, anyway, fucked off to Scotland for 2 weeks and ran into my separate school crush and things happened with 2 school mates. I came to my senses and drove back to London 3 days ago.

I am proper in the dog house. Dunno what's going to happen from here.

Honesty don't do things by half's. I wanted to move back to Scotland, now I don't.

Heads a mess and it's my own fault.

Don't feel sorry for Mr j cos this all kicked off when he was messaging another woman, apparently it was 'innocent'

Lauryn who?
 
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Omg hope you’re okay
 
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Reply to @Lottiew1 previous thread
There's a special space in hell for these people
 
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https://giphy.com/pcJQXKmjD7vkpI9mnB
Just hope you're okay
And also funny how innocent it is when it's them.
Jusy saying
 
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To put things in context, I am absolutely fine. If you think messaging someone else is fine then deal with the consequences.

The 2 back home ain't innocent either.
 
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Hope you're ok pet lamb fucking men!
 
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In more detail the 1st guy from school offered me a shoulder to cry on, behind his fiancee back.

School mate number 2 told me he was divorcing his wife only for her to message me asking what I'm playing at.

I drove back down to London

Fuck it

Better Goss than our LG slag

Sorry but I'm callous I don't care, don't fuck with me
 
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Doesn't sound callous to me at all.
 
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They were all messaging me

1 & 2 and Mr J are on my FB and I posted beyonces Irreplaceable song on my FB before driving to London.

I'm a bitch
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Wait til @Lizzy 93 comes on
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School mate 1 was like I remember a party at yours when we were 15 and you were shagging my pal and I wished it was me.

Well he got his fucking wish
 
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The texas song "in demand" is playing in my head right now
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Here, joles, on this thread you're just lucky you have people to go back to that don't have restraining orders
 
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The texas song "in demand" is playing in my head right now
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Here, joles, on this thread you're just lucky you have people to go back to that don't have restraining orders
That's my favourite song . How did you know lol xx

Lol no restraining orders am ignoring messages.

We have all been friends so long they know what I'm like. Very flighty.


Anyway, am fine what's new? I'm so behind cos I was in demand haha xx
 
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That's my favourite song . How did you know lol xx

Lol no restraining orders am ignoring messages.

We have all been friends so long they know what I'm like. Very flighty.


Anyway, am fine what's new? I'm so behind cos I was in demand haha xx
That was the chosen song for my recovery sharleen always pulls it out... The restraining orders wasn't a dig against you btw my rambling sometimes doesn't add context.


Oh newssss.
I'm a lazy (drunken, wallowing) bugger.
Kudos to all that recap
 
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That was the chosen song for my recovery sharleen always pulls it out... The restraining orders wasn't a dig against you btw my rambling sometimes doesn't add context.


Oh newssss.
I'm a lazy (drunken, wallowing) bugger.
Kudos to all that recap
Ohi don't take offence doll. Don't be daft.

Hope you're OK xxx
 
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LOOOOOOOOOOOL what a fukin entrance
Tell me moreeeeee

Bayyybeeee *American accent ***

@ThisishowIlivenow
@scotall
Honestly love you both
I was sitting at my sisters thinking of my loons
Loads of WKD made me think of @Lottiew1

This Fred is for us to discuss whatever we want so never feel bad
Chin up my gorgeous girls
I dunno if I cba to read about that toxic gal tonight (LG)
 
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Aww Lizzy lou lou I've missed you. What else do you want to know

Can't shut my fucking legs me
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Wish I could show the messages without outing myself

I wasn't just a slag

I was a total m&s slag
 
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Don't ruin your night with that toxic bitch! Fuck her and enjoy! 🫶🫶
 
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