Luke Catleugh

[Noseybonk]

Oh just see Kate mccabe she’s worse !

Yep I know. Kate gives me the rage for a whole different set of reasons….. Lives in a big house yet barters for a 50p discount on something that costs £1, and returns things to charity shops for refunds. Plus the stupid voices/Mug of the day. She’s not for me at all! My only criticism of Mr Carrington is that all his chums are all annoying and he needs better insta friends . See also Freya Farrington with her greige life. She annoys me slightly less than Luke and Kate, but still I would love her to have to buy something bright and rainbow coloured

Apologies for the big waffle, I have wanted to get all this out for soooooo long but haven’t had an outlet.

 

[KellyJones]

I feel so sorry for him that he has to go through this in front of a camera. Probably all his viewers above a certain age always knew that they were not going to manage to buy a house this year. It was very obvious. The fact that they saved £30k or so is amazing but doesn’t mean much to a mortgage lender. I do hope he realises how young he is and humbles himself instead of trying to act a lot older. Zara seems to like London and make the most of it when he is stuck in a flat and only goes out to run errands or to go to PR events and free meals. He needs to find a good friend or mentor that can advise him correctly.

 

[Herbert2005]

Doesn't he have any other friends?

I'm sure i can remember seeing a couple of vlogs where one of his mates appeared, but i think that whenever he mentions seeing "friends" he means he tags along when Zara meets up with some mates.

His smugfuckery would put most people off, i think.

 

[Greenlentils]

Yes student house hits the nail on the head!

His 'gallery wall' is very much posh but quirky first year art student

 

[Goagirl]

I really like him

Me too, He's so down to earth, n doesn't brag about his TV successes .
Luke seemed like a fish out of water today, without Zara there , n that rugs minging

 

[AngryBird]

His spending vid was hilarious! 30 quid haircuts every 2 weeks! It's an awful haircut as well! Trying to justify the week of frivolous spending. It was not the budget of someone saving very hard and sacrificing much to get it. Why on earth does he have a car in London? He may as well throw money down the drain. He could run around the block or park and save gym fees. Stop buying paint and knick nacks.

 

[marleymaz]

It’s not confidence but arrogance

 

[wellwellwellitsanotherad]

Luke & Zara have such a strange relationship. I think that maybe as uni mates they got on well & lived in shared uni accommodation. I guess they shared their hopes & plans for the future & then they finished their courses....Perhaps Zara has found herself in this weird asexual online relationship with Luke planning their future & has freaked out. You'd have thought if they were united in this "change of plans" & saw their future together ,Zara would be sitting next to Luke and be super supportive. I'm not his greatest fan, but I do think she's stringing him along. Come on Luke, you deserve better. Move back to the NE. You can be in London in a matter of a few hours for PR etc, own your own home, promote Newcastle (who doesn't love Newcastle) and find yourself a bloody sexy bloke

It's a bit hard to find a sexy guy when your face always looks like a bulldog chewing a wasp and a Luke dragging on your ankles

 

[marleymaz]

Cant watch Luke or Mr C anymore as it has become the same thing every week. Also Zara and her bloody face which never cracks a smile is so irritating. She is young but carries herself like an old woman. No wonder they are always together who would want to hang out with them. You would throw yourself out of the window to end the misery of having to listen to Luke sucking up to yet another gifted vlog.

 

[marleymaz]

He’s bloody painting again! A few picture marks on the wall, why cant he just wipe over with a damp cloth. He has so run out of anything new to show his followers he will be knocking on neighbours doors next asking if they need anything painting. Or if Zara stands still too long she will get next weeks a paint along with Luke go over,!!

 

[wellwellwellitsanotherad]

Very strange video. Why so serious?? I’m in my thirties nowhere near getting a house. He’s acting like a twat. Realise how lucky you are and what you have.

We own a house now (but we are 36|), but when I was renting up until two years ago were paying £1100 rent for a four bedroomed detached house with a separate office, with the biggest garden on the estate and a double garage and driveway for upto five cars on a private road,(we didnt have five cars I just mean the driveway was that big) I bet they pay at least that to rent that two bedroomed cramped flat with a balcony. where we have moved to, alot of people have moved from London as there is a direct train to London that isn't too expensive. Our mortgage is alot less than that rent was because we were realistic.

I'm actually surprised he doesn't want a bigger house to show off, he can always move back to London later if he really wants to. or he can spend weekends in London once a month or something because he would be able to afford to have weekends away if he had a reasonable and realistic priced property.

My point being that they could rent a much smaller house outside of London and save alot more money towards a deposit and either live a similar lifestyle to now, or even a better one with lots of country walks etc. alot of new content.

 

[Greenlentils]

This is not a rave thread . These 2 codependent idiots will find a significant other if they ever stop being glued to each other socially and financially. At that point it inevitably gets much harder with property. They should keep quiet about buying until they actually do. Luke sounds like an idiot babbling on. They need to save, save, save not show copious spending on tatt and drinks etc.

He's delusional if he thinks he'll be in a property within 1 hour of London by the end of this year.

 

[wellwellwellitsanotherad]

It's amusing watching an obvious phoney.. and MotheHo is defo Luke!

He's been silent for the past few weeks.. wonder he's caught COVID

Yes said for a long time that Motheho is Luke or Zara... it obvious because he calls Zara a ho all the time and also Motheho regularly posts at the same time that Luke does including when he and zara post stories in the middle of the night around 1:30am ish when they have a party or go out etc and hardly anyone is on Tattle at that time.

 

[AngryBird]

Zara isn't very bright if she thought that the cheaply made footstool would hold a person's weight standing on it.

I think Luke and Mr C have a genuine friendship but they get advantages from it with events, making content together, a lunch out and a candle haul is easy content for both plus acting as photographer for each other.

More eating out and loads of drinks. They make a mockery of acting like they are trying to save. I don't get it. He must make enough to live on and Zara has a decent job but still it's a very hard market out there.

 

[holden9]

Guyssh the Christmas ornament is an investment piece.

I'd rather spend the extra cash on a nice dining room set that I can't karate chop in half.

 

[gbg414]

Ahahahahah the rug only lasted a couple of weeks before it started disintegrating. He’s so daft.

 

[wellwellwellitsanotherad]

Mr C isn't a cleaner but his overall content and skill as a presenter has got him thru to that Sort Your Life Out Show. He's really better suited to the bargain stuff on Steph's Lunch. His TV directing skills must've helped and he's able to handle all the travel back and forth. Luke is too self absorbed and full of himself to do actual hard work.

All Luke ever does is eat and drink copious amounts of coffee and alcohol, buy tat, shopping, pose like a twat in the street, and painting. On repeat. Like a stuck record

 

[tinyc]

What the hell are they thinking? A puppy?! In a tiny south London flat, what a pair of selfish twats.

 

[elelliott]

I’ve been watching Luke on and off for a few months. Some of his content was alright but he’s definitely turned into one of ‘those influencers’ since his following increased. Shame because some of his content was quite good!

What I find funny is how all these influencers perceive us here as haters with nothing better to do. In reality, we’re holding down proper full time jobs with family and kids and real life responsibilities during a global pandemic and Don’t need lectures from the likes of him who does social media adverts from his sofa for a living to tell me to take things easy (Katie Snooks is THE WORST for this).

 

[disneys]

I did it !

Luke Catleugh #2 sobbing over house buying no-go, scoffing plagiarised risotto and a little bit of a Ho

Title by @Greenlentils 💖 Let’s continue discussing this recipe stealing muppet :)

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