CongratulationsGood morning lads so turns out I’ve been living off toast and ginger biscuits this week because I’m actually pregnant with my first! Ordered a book of dad jokes last night that should arrive today, and that will be how my husband finds out! So happy but also absolutely shitting myselfI thought a microwave safe pot also meant it would be safe on the hob and melted the bottom of it and now I’m gonna be responsible for a person?!?!?!!
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Aw congratulations!!!Good morning lads so turns out I’ve been living off toast and ginger biscuits this week because I’m actually pregnant with my first! Ordered a book of dad jokes last night that should arrive today, and that will be how my husband finds out! So happy but also absolutely shitting myself
your going to surprise yourself with just how capable you will be 
I kind of want to join FB just to see who this potato smile person is now you’ve changed your pp
I need to know who this person is because I couldn’t sleep last night and fell down a Potato Smile rabbit hole trying to work it outCheck Twitterdans tweets
There’s a huge irritant over on the fb group who I cannot stand and her face fits 
it wouldn’t let me create a burner account to check out Dan’s tweets 
Are they Welsh? With 3 names on fb?Unfortunately for Tanya, after the guilty verdict is in, that photograph will probably need burning. Unless they want to explain to the the twins that the nurse holding them especially liked murdering multiples but she was in a good mood that day.Had a TikTok live come up on my FYP, someone talking about the Letby case. Really concerning as she doesn’t know tit about the legal system (she’s English and seems to cover various true crime cases so should know!) and the comments are alarming regarding scapegoating / hospital failures etc. hoping it’s just people who are new to it.
Oh and this ‘expert’ named all the babies that were in that old Mail articlegod it’s scary how many people just taking every word she says as truth. She’s actually leaning towards guilty but just her lack of understanding of the evidence and general legal stuff. She thinks it’s unusual judge went to majority as that’s not usual in England, I mean wtf?!
anyway these came up in the comments, make of it what you will!
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Of course go ahead! I’ll enjoy seeing Mrs Darcy username with a wrong fella Della pp
Congratulations! I put the lid from my slow cooker in the oven and wondered why I could smell melting plastic. Turns out the gob on the lid was plastic and couldn't be baked. Who knew! Anyway, I've managed to keep two humans alive for 7 and 4 yearsGood morning lads so turns out I’ve been living off toast and ginger biscuits this week because I’m actually pregnant with my first! Ordered a book of dad jokes last night that should arrive today, and that will be how my husband finds out! So happy but also absolutely shitting myself
Will remember this one next time my friends’ kiddoes complain about their mum being ‘too embarassing…’Just imagining Liz off Corrie shitting in the oven now
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Congratulations! Do you know how far along you are? XGood morning lads so turns out I’ve been living off toast and ginger biscuits this week because I’m actually pregnant with my first! Ordered a book of dad jokes last night that should arrive today, and that will be how my husband finds out! So happy but also absolutely shitting myself
If it makes you feel better I had a flatmate who tried to cook baked beans by boiling the can whole/sealed on the hob. It exploded with a properly exciting noise, kinda like something out of Apocalypse Now, and decorated the apartment, neighbours called the fire brigade as they were scared of a gas explosion. (The firemen ended up taking photos for their next school presentation)Congratulations! I put the lid from my slow cooker in the oven and wondered why I could smell melting plastic. Turns out the gob on the lid was plastic and couldn't be baked. Who knew! Anyway, I've managed to keep two humans alive for 7 and 4 years
Place looked like one of those baked bean jigsaw puzzles only harder to fix
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That irritant on the fb group is Potato Smile/BN Biscuit/Scrub DaddyI need to know who this person is because I couldn’t sleep last night and fell down a Potato Smile rabbit hole trying to work it out
attitude on her pisses me offI bleeping knew it in my heartThat irritant on the fb group is Potato Smile/BN Biscuit/Scrub Daddy
cannot stand her 
know it all who knows duck all.Congratulations! We’ll probably all still be here by the time you give birthGood morning lads so turns out I’ve been living off toast and ginger biscuits this week because I’m actually pregnant with my first! Ordered a book of dad jokes last night that should arrive today, and that will be how my husband finds out! So happy but also absolutely shitting myself
CongratulationsGood morning lads so turns out I’ve been living off toast and ginger biscuits this week because I’m actually pregnant with my first! Ordered a book of dad jokes last night that should arrive today, and that will be how my husband finds out! So happy but also absolutely shitting myself
let’s hope we Have a verdict before baby arrives
Massive congratulations @jolly_parsley ! What amazing news. Looking forward to hearing your husbands reaction
CongratulationsGood morning lads so turns out I’ve been living off toast and ginger biscuits this week because I’m actually pregnant with my first! Ordered a book of dad jokes last night that should arrive today, and that will be how my husband finds out! So happy but also absolutely shitting myself
Congratulations!Good morning lads so turns out I’ve been living off toast and ginger biscuits this week because I’m actually pregnant with my first! Ordered a book of dad jokes last night that should arrive today, and that will be how my husband finds out! So happy but also absolutely shitting myself
According to ClearBlue around 3 weeks so v early days 
@jolly_parsley congratulations! Wonderful news
I think a lot of first time parents feel like you are now. You’ll amaze yourself how you will adapt and how full your hands and heart will be. Xx
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@DellaC Keep thinking about you and your little man. How you both doing? Hope the antibiotics are kicking in and you’re able to jet off and catch up with the holiday and celebrations.xx
I think a lot of first time parents feel like you are now. You’ll amaze yourself how you will adapt and how full your hands and heart will be. Xx
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@DellaC Keep thinking about you and your little man. How you both doing? Hope the antibiotics are kicking in and you’re able to jet off and catch up with the holiday and celebrations.xx
BrilliantInspired by @slingo16 ’s train t-shirt, Matalan have released a new Tattle range. They’ve kindly designed some for the Facebookers too
I may be getting another bundle of flood 
borrowed mr C's phone to look something up and saw he was looking at gsds again and I've managed to find one in the same town needing a new home so he has sent them a message
borrowed mr C's phone to look something up and saw he was looking at gsds again and I've managed to find one in the same town needing a new home so he has sent them a message- Status