Very jealous of all you milk chocolate eaters. Vegan chocolate just isn't the same.

As for crisps, it has to be pringles, ready salted or barbecue.
I forgot to answer the initiation questions in my first post. I'm not ginger but carry the gene and definitely have ginger person skin. I like Turkish delight and used to eat the Cadbury chocolate-covered one before I became vegan (sorry). Not really a Matalan fan.
Other important information... I am a Les Dennis sympathiser. Osama Bin Laden definitely had a kind face, but Fred West/Glitter did not.

I don't own a shower dildo. Have I missed anything?
Working today so won't be able to follow along but will catch up later.