“There are considerably more journalists in court to report today's events”
I am feeling so nervous
I am feeling so nervous
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Wait a minute.. get them a bleeping happy meal and get yourself to court you bloody slackerI'm frantically prepping tonight's tea!
Defo feels like she's going to testify. Just made a hot cuppa and absolutely lacing the kids with snacks 
Is the defence expected to take the same amount of time to complete, does anyone know?
I hope by journalists he means tattlers in disguise.
3 minutes to go! 
I really doubt it but nobody will know for sure. I think it’ll be a couple of weeks worth (short weeks though will mean longer than that).
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This has finished me off
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Maybe Dan hasn’t got in!
WHERE THE SHITTING HELL IS DAN?
Dan is live reporting for BBC! Instead of tweeting today!
Do we have any roving Tattle reporters in court today? 
Parking myself here in anticipation with you all. Biscuits at the ready.
Parking myself here in anticipation with you all. Biscuits at the ready.
They’re entering the court now 
Shes up!
This is not a drill!!
She's giving evidence
OH MY bleeping CHRIST
bleeping hell....wasn't sure she would.
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