I’ve never seen an ‘influencer’ with as large a following as hers… who CANT DO THEIR MAKEUP. The blindness is real. It’s unhinged. PLEASE go to a make up lesson or something and learn to do it properly.
Lorna Luxe #59 Don't eat, grieve, grift repeat
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OMG. HOW BORING is that GRWM to watch .. FFS the vanity is excruciating for someone with such a mediocre face !!!
To say it’s literally her job. This is why I think the alcoholism is showing through now. I don’t think she sees what we can see.
Surely to god no one has really paid £5100 to go shopping / get styled by her ???
She's getting Dr Creepy to remove some large from her face? Send help!!! 
That Botox in her neck worked brilliantly…. The muscle pops up just as it did in the before photo (near the handbag strap), silly bint…
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That story about being unsure at Charlie planning something nice for her birthday after receiving instructions from John (via his famous Pinterest board? His own phone notes? Who knows)
... is 100% to justify to the Fawnas into telling her to “go for it”….WJWHW … And whatever it is, I assure you it’s been planned for months.
... is 100% to justify to the Fawnas into telling her to “go for it”….WJWHW … And whatever it is, I assure you it’s been planned for months.
I was actually gobsmacked!!!! Was John communicating from the other side? Because I doubt very much he was planning her birthday six months off while he was on his deathbed!!! Honestly she is disgraceful.
At the moment it seems to be via dreams?
Shes the first widow I've ever seen who doesn't even tear up at the thought of her recently departed husband. She can talk and smile and eat, do her makeup etc whilst talking about being widowed single now.
Any opportunity to advertise a Diet Coke !Droning on about her made-up dreams. We’re going to need a new volume of the Things That Didn’t Happen list
Why’s she so worried about telling Ol Scribbler she doesn’t wanna do anything this year he is after all supposed to be her Best Fwend
Confiding in her thousands of story viewers before whatsapping her palWhy’s she so worried about telling Ol Scribbler she doesn’t wanna do anything this year he is after all supposed to be her Best Fwend
Not the fake influencer yawning and just woke up stretches 
also, how can someone who puts so much cream on her face look so dry and crusty
also, how can someone who puts so much cream on her face look so dry and crusty
Am currently away on holidays. Was all going so well until we happened to be at a hotel where an influencer was… took photos of herself for the best part of 5 hours. Never stopped. The vanity, honestly it’s repulsive. Looking around constantly to see if anyone noticed her ( couldn’t do anything but!) ..
Even 15 year old daughter was like “ pack it in”…
They are just the most toxic breed of humanity.
When people who actually work for a living , and have paid good money to be where we want to be- we do not want to see these absolute melts and their vanity. The ego and entitlement and expecting other people to move so she could take photo after photo of herself for over 5 hours ( we left at this point as I genuinely couldn’t stand it anymore)
Vermin.
Even 15 year old daughter was like “ pack it in”…
They are just the most toxic breed of humanity.
When people who actually work for a living , and have paid good money to be where we want to be- we do not want to see these absolute melts and their vanity. The ego and entitlement and expecting other people to move so she could take photo after photo of herself for over 5 hours ( we left at this point as I genuinely couldn’t stand it anymore)
Vermin.
Reckon it’s DrMcCreepy. The slime just oozes from every pore.
No-one who buys her polyester rit will be paying over 5k to be with a non eating alcoholic !
Wonder if she'll take pics of this lunch and shopping trip
. Doubt it!!The blue top. Is it the only thing that fits her??
The make up she's had done today is the best her make ups ever looked
And yet she will continue to use the yellow foundation and alarming reddish eye shadow
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