Lorna Luxe #50 Violently Moronic

[A Wean Named Rayn]

I didn’t realise Jay Leno was selling tat in Manchester this weekend

 

[Ohmydays]

Well folks I managed to get there this morning . They were clearing out the stock , piles and piles of boxes outside waiting to be loaded onto the truck so looks like it wasn't that successful . BUT wait for it Yawna was still there , I walked in saying oh are you still open and was quickly shown the door but let me tell you she has been hammering the ozempic she is as skinny as a rake , I was actually quite shocked - I did a double take , she had on black trousers and top and a big scarf but she looked ill . I was dying to ask for a photo but chickened out and had my granddaughter with me so didn't want to make it a big thing . I dont know what had been going on but as i was walking out the guy loading the boxes actually smiled and rolled his eyes so not sure if he'd been getting grief ?

Well done you . So she didn’t offer you a glass of Lady A or a free Christmas tree ? She’d be Fukkin stupid to be on ozempic with her ED background and a terminally ill husband. She really does think she’s Victoria Beckham doesn’t she .

 

[Hereforthecomments87]

I reckon she’s shifting weight because John isn’t able to cook / slave about for her so she’s probably living off of snacky bits or micro meals. She always claims she can’t cook.

 

[Ohmydays]

I reckon she’s shifting weight because John isn’t able to cook / slave about for her so she’s probably living off of snacky bits or micro meals. She always claims she can’t cook.

I reckon it’s the . She’s such a lazy bint there’s no way she’d be so coherent for 4 days on the trot with snacks and micro meals .

 

[missyGG]

I reckon it’s the . She’s such a lazy bint there’s no way she’d be so coherent for 4 days on the trot with snacks and micro meals .

I was going to come on to say the same thing. If it’s not ozempic, then it’s a diet of marching powder , lady A and canapés !

 

[KJN]

I reckon it’s the . She’s such a lazy bint there’s no way she’d be so coherent for 4 days on the trot with snacks and micro meals .

I agree - would explain the weird side mouth gurn as well!

 

[LouisLover]

I don’t think dramatic weight loss would be cos John isn’t cooking. I think she’s on a slippery slope if she’s on ozempic.

Someone posted a photo of her with a blonde haired woman above, seriously she has made no effort whatsoever. Her hair genuinely looks like it hasn’t been brushed and this is why I just don’t get GHD and Fillet Kingsley giving her codes n she shows “us” what works for her hair, but daily looks unkempt?

 

[SGE32]

She’s made the effort to lose weight because she’s literally started her widow make over before he’s even died.

She’s not had to worry about making an effort as she’s had John secured and safe but she’s thinking one step ahead to when she’ll have to put in the effort to bag a new man.

It’s sick.

 

[Fluffy81]

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I didn’t realise Jay Leno was selling tat in Manchester this weekend

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I do not normally ever post on Lorna... but his photo of her is clearly NOT FILTERED in the least and her true self. Why oh why is she using slimming filters on her body and face... it looks like a completely different person here. Or the real Lorna. I do not hate on Lorna at all, and have actually seen her in person and she is very small in height.. but does hide behind big blazers.

 

[Fizz22]

Yeah “I’m a 10 but wear a 12”. FFS

Don’t buy the blazer, is she trying to look over a fence or something the neck stretch

All the nobhead influencers got jaw filler so they have a jawline that could cut glass on pics.....but in real life they look bleeping ridiculous.

 

[Peppypoopar]

She's no beauty is she

 

[Shell624]

Are these all pre recorded? That pink sofa is meant to be ruined by the flood I thought

 

[Ohmydays]

Anyone else find this Fukkin bragging nonsense absolutely ridiculous ? Why does she feel the need to get him to make a video of her presents so she can post it on Instagram Christmas Day ?
FFS She’s middle aged and he’s an OAP.

 

[Phil I Buster]

Anyone else find this Fukkin bragging nonsense absolutely ridiculous ? Why does she feel the need to get him to make a video of her presents so she can post it on Instagram Christmas Day ?
FFS She’s middle aged and he’s an OAP.

I hope it’s just John rummaging in the stocking then pulling out his middle finger to camera

 

[LouisLover]

Anyone else find this Fukkin bragging nonsense absolutely ridiculous ? Why does she feel the need to get him to make a video of her presents so she can post it on Instagram Christmas Day ?
FFS She’s middle aged and he’s an OAP.

This serves two purposes in one. He likes to brag what a good husband he is buying his fabulous wife expensive gifts and then it shows her fawnas how loved and adored she is. Both as bad as each other.

 

[CAT1975]

Anyone else think she loves getting her pancakes out a lot recently?! Is this for Doctor Glynn?! They’re minging!!

 

[AlexAlbi]

A very very tiny little cell in my brain thought that maybe the stress of John’s health and losing him was causing her to lose weight, but then I had a good laugh at myself and remembered she’s got 99 problems but the dying husband ain’t one.

 

[Its_Me]

she’s got 99 problems but the dying husband ain’t one

Nexe thread title nomination
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I can’t believe we’ve only had 5 threads this year!

 

[AlexAlbi]

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This fella might beg to differ. As if his health couldn’t get worse, he’s clearly suffering from cataracts or glaucoma

 

[Ohmydays]

Bet she’s Spiiting feathers she can’t wear this out out as she’s stuck at home with terminally ill husband . On the upside she’s probably been paid a bundle ££ whilst posing and posting from the bunker .