Lodge Guys #28 It Literally Is Now a tit Show

[Chewbacca is god]

I'm saying nothing

 

[OrlandoJonesy123]

I fucking detest these arseholes I really really do.

Knackered after spending 2 weeks chilling in Cornwall. What a hard life! And then exhausted after doing a bit of editing, ironing or driving. I'm struggling to express my utter hatred for them. The vast majority of the population WORK! When I say WORK I actually mean fucking WORK. Not fucking pissing about Bridlington, having beers and playing crazy golf. None of this is considered tiring or exhausting. It's what most people manage to squeeze in after a long hard week at WORK (if they are lucky). You are privileged beyond belief and think everything is an effort. You've forgotten how the real world works!

Then rubbing it in by mentioning the US trip. What fucking idiot in their right mind donates to these fucking buffoons? They have tons of cash (it seems), tons of holidays, and tons of spare time. Yet they still seem to feel hard done by when the tiniest thing doesn't go their way. Why bring the suitcases back in mid August? You're not going away for another 2 months!! That's how little they actually have in their lives. They have to fill it somehow so pack a little bit every day for content. I wonder if packing is classed as WORK. Mind how you go. Make sure you don't over exert yourself and definitely make sure you have a lie down afterwards you bald cunt!

Then we move on to Prick making his speciality marmite butter steak marinade (do fucking piss off ) for their freebie muscle food dinner with some microwaved egg fried rice and frozen veg medley also microwaved!! This coming from the man that said his indian meal had no taste. I'd love to get that massive Lodge slurry pot and ram it full into his saggy cunt eyed face.

 

[josh anderson]

They will do the usual fake shit with nick being on the phone with virgin for 10 hours. He managed to re negotiate the deal and save 10 grand and upgraded to the pilot seat

 

[Chewbacca is god]

Blink and you'll miss it.....

 

[Chewbacca is god]

This deserves a fucking knighthood

 

[JS15971966]

Nick the Dick using his mobile phone whilst driving- not a good impression- in fact I have been blocked for pointing it out! Also pointed it out to Notts Police! 6 points and £200 fine that would straighten Pouty’s teeth.

 

[Theodore]

Lodge Guys #29: Lazy lodgers, hurricane dodgers, silly old codgers and useless vloggers.

 

[OrlandoJonesy123]

Pouty doesn’t have time to do creative journaling anymore. Did I fucking hear that right?

What planet does this bald cunt live on ffs?

Get a job you massive foreheaded, big eared, crooked toothed wankstain.

 

[OrlandoJonesy123]

Just because I'm curious if you had to spend a weekend with one of them who would it be? For me I think Nick he seems alright to me certainly seems far less vain and doesn't seem to think so much of himself.

I’d take a night in a camper van with Charles Bronson over spending it with that fucking whinging bald baby.

 

[OrlandoJonesy123]

Two of the hardest workers
and the nicest people

Fuck off Barry you bum licking cunt.

 

[Smithy73]

I couldn’t resist lol

 

[Geetbo]

The thought of Prick obsessively tracking the absolute tanking of Sterling over the past few days gives me a warm glow.

They'll be sharing a side salad and tap water for lunsh every day.

 

[Lauurz]

They have done Cornwall FOUR times now since they’ve been fleecing sheep! Once with Pouty’s Parents, once with Pricks Mum ( the hoody stealing trip) once on their own and now the dormobile trip. Plus all the times they’ve visited before they started the channel all because Prick is chasing some kind of childhood memories obsession!

Repeat trips in their slogs so far…(not including all the repeat day trips or times they went before they picked up the camera for ketchinga)
Cornwall 4 times
Disneyland Paris 3
Cruises 6 (2 on the same ship)
Florida 6
Lanzarote 2
But we’re seeing the world! (Just like the BBC on repeat)

Oh but they have also been to Mexico, Norway, China, Germany, Italy, USA, Japan, Morocco, France, UK and Canada.
They drank in them all too dontcha know!

 

[late to the party!]

How these two had the effing audacity to complain about paying £25 a month for the electricity on their 2nd home (yes second home) while packing for their 6 week jolly to America for the 3rd time this year along with a cruise, a DLP trip, a caravanette trip for 2 weeks to Cornwall, and numerous air bnb stays and running two cats!!! They certainly have some balls to actually put that out there poor hard done by lazy bastards! Meanwhile actual people are struggling to pay their energy bill increases on their only homes

 

[Chewbacca is god]

Let's put aside our thoughts and say thank you ma'am

 

[OrlandoJonesy123]

Just got back from our holidays in Thailand so watching the twats and FUCK ME WHAT WAS THAT VAN LIFE SHIT ALL ABOUT I don’t need to see someone emptying their carsey

That toilet cassette had more personality than Hannah.

 

[Every Day Is Rest]

“The vlogs show the best 25 minutes of the day” cut to to Nick emptying the toilet cassette

 

[Miss Minnie]

Nick loves Tattle & all us Tattlers coz we live RENT FREE in his head, and we all know how he loves freebies!!!

 

[CryingOverSpilledTea]

I wouldn’t put it past these two to be raging that they are not in Florida just now for the hurricane content, YouTube and social media is full of videos from people during the hurricane and they have mega views. Their fomo will be off the chart….. weirdos

 

[Theodore]

Interesting that this Mark character dresses in very conspicuous clothes but feigns shyness when it comes to being in vlogs. The wife, Hannah? That geisha laugh with her hand up to her mouth is pathetic. Has she got really bad teeth or something? Something very odd about those two. Not genuine. Nick and Leigh are both thirsty as fuck for Mark and I think Mark gets off on it while Hannah just giggles with her hand up because she doesn’t know how to react and suspects that mark is bumming the saddos.

Awkward champagne gathering round that bastard stockpot, put it in a cupboard ffs.