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"Training is Training" we MUST do as 'Coach' says down to how we open our gels
Fifah1907
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She says We not me/I and that bugs me more than it should too, screams codependency if not on Gabriel/coach then on followers
instaclowns
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Sweaty or not, she's still an annoying little rat
3:32 is her PB according to Strava.
Fifah1907
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I didn’t know the tracker showed intercourse days
I thought it was weird before, never mind now 
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My sister sacrifices 2 weeks of her AL every year to go to America to see my BiL’s family but only since having kids
before that he went on his own 
SiennaSukiR
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she ran a 3:32 at Chicago last year, cried over it A LOT and blamed “dodgy oatmeal” (I think that was her excuse for that one) and vowed to finally BQ next time and has since failed to do that
Id unfollowed so forgotten how privileged and ignorant she is, in her recent clip starts off showing all her expensive kitchen gadgets - Nespresso, Milk Frother, Ninja air fryer, then we see 10+ pairs of running shoes probably all >£100 per pair, then on doorstep looks to be in practically Central London, yet she still had audacity to moan about her hard life.
the_chafe_is_real
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She’s posted on Strava, think it’s a photo of her in a medical chair at the end. Reckons the heat got her at mile 15 apparently, she almost stopped, cramps blah blah blah. She’s got the back of her watch hand filled with splits, what an absolute bell end. And love the grind on the other because she wants to kiss Phily’s butt. But we go again in December!
Liz goes in London today! Any predictions?
The number she's been throwing around alot is 3:20 which I'm slightly confused about given she can't do a half-marathon in under 1:40. If she gets her BQ of sub 3:30, we know we're not going to hear the end of it given how she won't shut up about time qualifying for London
but given her recent circumstances, I wouldn't begrudge her it. This block has been far less chaotic than her Chicago one with minimal tantrums and meltdowns. It seems she has gone full influencer this week and been turning up to all the tacky influencer events in the build up.
The number she's been throwing around alot is 3:20 which I'm slightly confused about given she can't do a half-marathon in under 1:40. If she gets her BQ of sub 3:30, we know we're not going to hear the end of it given how she won't shut up about time qualifying for London
but given her recent circumstances, I wouldn't begrudge her it. This block has been far less chaotic than her Chicago one with minimal tantrums and meltdowns. It seems she has gone full influencer this week and been turning up to all the tacky influencer events in the build up.
Lemming312
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Have to laugh when people who live in cities walk up a little hill and say they climbed big hills and were really high up 🥱. The hill where we walk our dog and go running is a couple hundred feet higher than anything they walked up, and I wouldn't call it big.
More like no one realised who she is. She told people she didn’t film during the Parkrun because she was going for a tempo run (not because it’s a very busy Parkrun).
Lol at her milking this for a few months for some content and to build a narrative to make herself sound interesting.
In all seriousness though, I do feel bad for her as it is quite the ordeal to go through and it's not nice seeing someone clearly so upset. However, as an American she has one of the most powerful passports in the world and it's hardly like she's being deported to a third world country. She is in such a position of privilege she hasn't acknowledged. I'm unsure why she's so attached to London beyond a superficial romanticism of the city when it seems that aside from Creepy Gabriel, she has very little links to the city. She doesn't have a large social group of friends, doesn't have any family here nor anything actually keeping her as far as I can see? Maybe if she heads back to the US, she'll take Gabriel with her!
In all seriousness though, I do feel bad for her as it is quite the ordeal to go through and it's not nice seeing someone clearly so upset. However, as an American she has one of the most powerful passports in the world and it's hardly like she's being deported to a third world country. She is in such a position of privilege she hasn't acknowledged. I'm unsure why she's so attached to London beyond a superficial romanticism of the city when it seems that aside from Creepy Gabriel, she has very little links to the city. She doesn't have a large social group of friends, doesn't have any family here nor anything actually keeping her as far as I can see? Maybe if she heads back to the US, she'll take Gabriel with her!
instaclowns
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A lot of what she's like is surely part of her crave for attention on one hand and thinking she's the real deal on the other. The like of Liz, Lilliesfitness, Alex_M - They're all the same so it's clearly a trend and must be hard work being a massive attention seeking twat
The watch drama continues! After bitching about her Garmin, and then buying an apple watch she never uses, she has now been gifted a Coros which... guess what? She's still complaining about it.
I've also realised just how boring her 'content' and life is, it's literally the same content every day. Wakes up, runs, shares a shot of Tower Bridge talking about how beautiful it is - yes we get it you live in central London because you're super privileged! A shot of her meals or 'fuel' in Liz speak, with a story of Gabriel inserted somewhere in the day. And then the exact same content every day!
I've also realised just how boring her 'content' and life is, it's literally the same content every day. Wakes up, runs, shares a shot of Tower Bridge talking about how beautiful it is - yes we get it you live in central London because you're super privileged! A shot of her meals or 'fuel' in Liz speak, with a story of Gabriel inserted somewhere in the day. And then the exact same content every day!
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Mabelsonthetable
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I thought she was gonna be 3.18-3.25,i thought her smug attitude meant she knew it was a given.
SiennaSukiR
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She was “pushing for” a sub 1:40 in her recent half and got 1:45:39
Not sure how she can turn that into a sub 3:30 marathon. Unless she wasn’t really putting her all into it on the day. She blamed it on the heat when it was hardly a blazing hot day in London.
Her running times are above average but considering this is her NINTH marathon AND she has a coach etc etc it’s surprising she hasn’t improved that much. Most people I know who are of a similar age/don’t have any illnesses have improved their times much faster without a coach and while working full-time / running a lot less.
there’s nothing inherently wrong with being not that good at running, but it’s kind of funny that she brands herself as an expert runner when her times are below par for someone who has been running so long and throwing so much time and cash at it. I think she’d be more likeable if she just admitted her mediocrity?
Not sure how she can turn that into a sub 3:30 marathon. Unless she wasn’t really putting her all into it on the day. She blamed it on the heat when it was hardly a blazing hot day in London.
Her running times are above average but considering this is her NINTH marathon AND she has a coach etc etc it’s surprising she hasn’t improved that much. Most people I know who are of a similar age/don’t have any illnesses have improved their times much faster without a coach and while working full-time / running a lot less.
there’s nothing inherently wrong with being not that good at running, but it’s kind of funny that she brands herself as an expert runner when her times are below par for someone who has been running so long and throwing so much time and cash at it. I think she’d be more likeable if she just admitted her mediocrity?
instaclowns
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Did she definitely get an Apple Watch sent to her? She wouldn’t have got this from Apple direct, she is in no way the type of person or account they would hand anything to and if they did (they wouldn’t) it would be a loan