Lifewithjadeedwards #4 Dry as ...., literally

[Justnosey100]

Clearly her health visitor is onto her mental state. When she said they usually leave it 3 months but came back one month later and said they came for her and not River, she sounded like she was making out they just wanted to reassure her but they must have been checking up on her. It baffles me how she longed for a child for years, was pregnant longer than anyone else in history , and still hasn’t researched the most basic things about parenting and children. Baffling.

 

[ShortyIKnow]

Parenting doesn't come with a dictionary guys

 

[ohdoris]

It’s honestly not this hard is it? Like I am absolutely not mother of the year but I’ve never ever ran out of knickers?? She also has a husband? What is she doing when he naps? She might well nap herself depending on his sleeping at night, but I’d also manage to spare 5 mins to whack on the washer so I didn’t have to go commando in January !! She literally can not function as a human being. She’s infuriating! She’s going to have that kid an anxious mess from her own lack of awareness & life skills.

Scrap that .. I’ve just watched her stories. She has time for swipe ups & skin care - just not being an actual functioning mother !! Fucking idiot.

 

[Fluffypants]

Never fails to blow my mind that she can’t take her baby to a group or even to the park yet she can do this?! Makes no sense!!

 

[ChubClubThug]

What are the chances of Jade beb understanding what an IVF specialist was trying to explain to her?.....she probably spent time sat in a cabbage patch in rural Wales, thinking the stork was going to bring it...instead of actually shagging her long suffering husband a few times a week 🥲

 

[longtimelurker86]

Someone take one for the team and read her birth story then post the best bits please

BASICALLY….

She’s a knob. He was born 3 weeks late. Episiotomy and forceps. She’s still a knob. Loads of doctors told her she needed a section. She didn’t want a section. She didn’t want to be examined. She’s a knob. Hated being on her own in hospital (I get this, therefore at this point she is not a knob). Some doctors and midwife’s were lovely. Some were not. She’s a knob.

i think that’s it.

 

[longtimelurker86]

Jade, BEB, you have a son. Your very own child. Surely, your favourite picture from Xmas should be with your own child!?!? She’s fucked in the head. I’m sorry, but poor River is taking a back seat all because Jade wanted a girl.

 

[Justnosey100]

You can get a car on finance for £100-150 a month, I know not everyone wants to finance a car but if she prioritised her child’s development she could stop buying so many oversized jumpers from H&M, and pay for a car instead. The money she spends on her god awful eyebrows and shopping could help her child get to nursery and start to develop and actually smile.

 

[karen1409]

Sorry WHAT?

 

[ShortyIKnow]

So basically the kid chipped his two front teeth playing with the sad beige TV unit and she's had to buy toys for him.. be interesting to see if they actually have colour.

Poor lad trying to play with the colours near the TV seeing as he only has gas masks and ration boxes to play with

 

[sodit]

Even if her Nan had capacity to consent, she isn’t as cute or charming as Jade seems to think she is. Just your regular pensioner.

 

[Sw_isacult]

Its not just River i feel sorry for its her poor nan, you can see how downhill shes gone since loosing jades grandad. Why feel the need to plaster them both over social media?!

 

[Bwacac]

That baby is a million percent not hitting his milestones. He looks permanently vacant! Jade is always putting music over the videos of the two of them and I think it’s to try and disguise his lack of interaction and engagement with her. You can see in todays one in the high chair in Costa she’s calling him and he doesn’t even respond. Get him some help jade for god sake. And yourself some whilst you’re at it! Put your niece down and sort your son out!

 

[PillowsofFluff]

Take your effing tree down Jade. I can't explain why, but Xmas trees up this late in Jan give me the ick

 

[lavenderfield88]

Time to think of a new name.
“Jade babes- loves her niece more river, thick as shit it makes us shiver”

 

[ChubClubThug]

I'm not buying it. She comes from a fairly large family where she has a nan, a mum, a sister, lots of cousins, aunts etc. Are we supposed to believe not one of them has asked about the baby or said anything? I think she's absolutely loopy but a lot of it is put on for attention. Makes me wonder if her Instagram is hidden from people who know her. If you message her and she doesn't like what you're saying she goes nuts and blocks you

 

[Ifyouknowyouknow]

I am confused why she found it ‘so weird’ that a delivery driver dropped her package at the door then left without taking to her - this has been the way for two years with covid so it’s certainly not ‘weird’ anymore.


Her birth story I think explains alot of her post partum experience. She didn’t properly research birth so didn’t know all the possible outcomes and what her preferences would be. She just wanted the instagram perfect experience and assumed she’d get it, so when things weren’t progressing and she needed to decide on next steps she had no idea what to do as she hadn’t even thought about it. Had dhe researched she wouldn’t have struggled as she or Rhod would have been able to express her preferences - eg Would she be willing to try forceps or would she prefer to go straight to csec. She most certainly has post birth trauma and PND, which I hope she’s getting support with.

I think Jade is a perfect example of someone that needs parenting classed. She wants to be a great Mum and she loves her child - she just doesn’t have the knowledge or ability to find appropriate information or natural instinct on how to raise him. This isn’t a dig - we all come from different walks of life and experiences.

 

[Ifyouknowyouknow]

Literally gobsmacked that she fobbed her baby off on Mothers Day! Mothers Day was a flop here, we all got covid and my other half was too ill to get out of bed. He had tested positive before he’d managed to buy anything. I got up in the morning, made my own brew and breakfast then spent the day isolating at home…. And it was absolutely amazing. My little one is a much wanted ivf baby and despite no card, no flowers, no lie in, a 19 month old who has no idea it’s Mothers Day, I had a fantastic day just spending the day being loved on by her and reflecting on how special it was that I was actually a Mum now on Mothers Day. My heart was so full by the end of the day and I felt truly blessed. I can not imagine ever choosing not to spend the day with my little one!

 

[Throwaway1135]

Why is this girl always moaning no-one plans anything for her they're so poor but they have a landscape gardener coming in

Reminds me of the time she cried and did thousands of stories cos her boyfriend didn't fill the living room with balloons on her birthday.

 

[#ad#aff]

What’s this about seeing her grandad next to a river so she knew she’d chosen the right name?! What if she saw him next to a bin?