Lauren Mahon

[Jvuddie]

She is vile, that is all.

The cheek of her bitching about someone being ugly and bald. Lauren babe, you're not a super model by any stretch of anyone's imagination.

 

[SaintLeo]

The absolute neck on this woman, talking about Love Island contestants wearing fast fashion.

Coming from the woman who evenly collaborated with In The Style and do some shitty lingerie line.

Zero self-awareness has she

Speaking of Lauren’s contradictions, her describing Maya Jama as “leng out of 10” and then also comment on how old she is compared to the contestants made me laugh. Yeah mate, you’re a woman in your late 30s so maybe nows the time to stop speaking like a teenage boy because you think it makes you relevant.

 

[SilverSpoonNotIncluded]

I just can’t with her capitalising every word. It must take her SO long to do!

 

[Jvuddie]

The comment that got me was a couple of days ago on her stories when she was talking about how overwhelming and emotional everything was and she couldn’t respond to all the messages - fair enough - but any requests for comments interviews could be sent to her agent! If I’m being kind I guess that’s easier to manage but it just felt really jarring. My friend is dying and I’m devestated, but hit me up for those press opportunities guys!

Omg - i saw that, she didn't even say 'but thanks so much for your messages!' as any normal person would.
it was basically 'i'm too busy to reply to your messages, please fuck off (unless you are important and here's my agent if so)'.

 

[splott123]

Just another story tagging sky tv and no #ad. This drives me bonkers! And how does she get press invites, she’s a no one and her engagement is embarrassing

 

[Rangoonio]

Speaking of Lauren’s contradictions, her describing Maya Jama as “leng out of 10” and then also comment on how old she is compared to the contestants made me laugh. Yeah mate, you’re a woman in your late 30s so maybe nows the time to stop speaking like a teenage boy because you think it makes you relevant.

I'm exactly the same age as Lauren and when I read 'leng out of 10' on the caption I just assumed it was a typo.

Fuck it, I'll just own my millennial status and act my age.

It comes across as really sad when you look at her antics, she's seems lonely, constantly pulling that phone out to update her followers when she's going to bed and stuff, completely with an obligatory mirror selfie

 

[Jvuddie]

That’s completely fair enough! The whole influencer world is toxic as fuck, and yeah there have been times especially with her attending awards and events etc, feels like her messaging is a bit off!xx

Thanks for getting it! It's just the more famous and influencer hungry she's got the worse she seems to some of us - cancer is not that glam... It isn't glam at all!

Used to think she was alright in the beginning when she spent less time in twatty hotels and living in her, what must be, super expensive new flat in London.

As I said though, the girl just wants a man and i don't think she's going to find one hanging out with 25 year olds

 

[Rangoonio]

Those pictures she's taken of herself on her birthday grid post.
Part of me feels sorry for her. I don't think she gets how cringe she looks, posting pics she thinks are thirst traps for all the men she's allegedly shagging, when in reality she just looks like a butch auntie.

 

[LittleMissRuby]

I don’t feel sorry for her at all, she’s a nasty grief tourist that only reacts to negativity on her gram and she doxx’s people that may just say something not even unkind. She deserves to be lonely with her rabbit friend lol

She brings it all on herself, the way she portrays herself on social media. Describing herself as hot with dicks flying at her from all angles

 

[Rangoonio]

What a really bitchy horrible post from our Lozza about her “Men in Kilts” book she bought (although part of me thinks she deserves to be disappointed if that’s the souvenir she’s buying herself).

Not enough to say it’s a rubbish book, oh no she’s actually showing pictures of the guys she thinks aren’t attractive enough and critiquing them - one looks like Ricky Gervais, ones a druggie, ones giving Britney Spears vibes. I think it’s supposed to be funny cos it’s got jaunty music playing in the background but turns out she can’t pull off funny so instead it’s just mean spirited.

But yeah, body positivity, good vibes only, #bekind galdem!

She's a prick isn't she. She tries so hard at everything, even the shit hair and badly fitting clothes are what appears to be an attempt at east London cool but she ends up looking more like Dorothy from the golden girls in these shirt/ trouser combos.

 

[SaintLeo]

I’ve never experienced anyone make such a drama about having causal sex. She’s wants a boyfriend…cool story bro, loads of people do. It doesn’t require an essay. Hugh eye roll

How to leave a massive red flag for any men who might be interested going forward! Seriously, if anyone read that they’d run a mile surely?

I don’t get the need to bare every little bit of your psyche online. Actually I do, it’s all about trying to project an image of being “brave” and “authentic” when really some things are best kept between yourself and your therapist.

 

[pissed orf!]

Yep.. she was touting her west elm and la redoute hauls now she’s flogging it for £££ … not a bad way to make a quick buck eh!

 

[Jvuddie]

The way she has outed someone for ‘trolling’ her is a bit much. Thought she was too busy to read all of the messages but made time for this one.

Personally I think she only put that story up to be all 'look, i' m so popular i have trolls'. I'm sure most influencers get shitty comments without having a rant online about one.
She just wanted another excuse to be sweary because she thinks it is really edgy... Which i question whether it is in 2022.

I'm also going to be super bitchy and say I wish she'd stop doing those walking, right in her face selfie videos - she's not really a person I imagine most people want to look at that close up.

 

[Florence Nightingale]

It always makes me laugh when influencers slag off love island contestants when a few weeks ago they were complaining about it happening to them...

She’s just a sad old spinster with no fucking style, acts like a twat and thinks it’s just fine to Dox people, nah can’t bear the bullying, hypocritical, beggy spiteful lol

 

[SilverSpoonNotIncluded]

It’s the capitalising every word, it drives me crazy I’ve had to unfollow. It must take her ages! Also I think her smile looks a bit odd now she’s had her surgery, I remember she’s done stories about it all and maybe I missed it but I’d love to know how much it cost as I’m keep thinking about needing something similar, and she’s so cagey about cost and whether she paid for it!

 

[CornedBeefHashtag]

JFC, is there not a day that goes by without her tagging bowelbabe? She is such a desperado

 

[Katseyes]

Iv just seen that the poor guy has given her the setlist he got for LG. After seeing all the comments bombarding him from her followers I am shocked and feeling so sorry for the guy!! Imagine getting all that grief for nothing! I think he felt obliged or intimidated to give it to her

 

[SaintLeo]

No Lauren, most people your age aren’t out at the bar on a Saturday night because you’re in your late 30s. Most of us have moved on and aren’t trying to still be down with the man dem yoof as you’d probably say.

 

[Jvuddie]

Dying at this 'sexy' face. Please stop doing your own modelling Lauren . Deffo sometimes best to leave it to the professionals

 

[SaintLeo]

“Alexa, show me the least Barbie-like outfit ever that still includes the Barbie logo.”