Lauren Goodger #72 Beanz meanz Loz

[Pom Bear]

As suggested by @Notredamn on the last thread x ...

Pom if you get a moment, could you do a pic of Ch’Arg looking gormless on a rollercoaster? It could be a big one or a little train or something to make up for us not getting a funny pic of him out in the wild

I've made three lol xx

 

[Pom Bear]

Hellsbells that eyebrow! x

It's so striking she could make money out of it by designing her own logo .it might end up as famous as the Nike one lol .....

 

[Pom Bear]

Can she have trotters too

Here you are Love Pom xx

 

[JakeM]

Recap:

• Charles is (allegedly) back with a woman called Amy (she and Charles slept together when he and Lauren were on a 'break')

• Lauren is acting like a complete madwoman on instagram sharing indirect quotes (obviously aimed at Charles and Amy)

• Lauren has started a fitness / cooking instagram page (God help us all)

• Still waiting for the YouTube video

• Both remain thick as thieves

• He a bike

• She a ball

• Larose never alone

 

[Pom Bear]

Looooooool x..

 

[NinaStar90]

Oh my god, I was looking at a forum helping a friend try to remove some porn pics when look what I've found.
These actually have her watermark on them. How can she think ANYONE believes this.

 

[A-Soul]

I HONESTLY can’t get my head around two grown women arguing over a bloke with (self-inflicted) Ken Dodd teeth, who spins a wheel of (mis)fortune and promises ‘arse play’ as some kind of tantalising treat…

 

[smellyfootballboots]

Top up!!! Nooooooo!

 

[lisajane079]

The party entertainement people got her in the wild im surprised she did'nt ask to filter them before posting

 

[Earl Gravy]

Jesus christ how can anyone think this is attractive?!?!

There is a factory somewhere in Essex that produces wannabe gangster bad boy drug dealers for the Towie girls to hook up with. BYG will be looking through their catalogue and picking one that is locked up and wont see her in the wild and then she will go public on the gram telling her 'followers' that she has found the love of her life.

 

[Pom Bear]

I've managed to catch up tonight and make some Pom pics before my holiday xx , it's been fun to catch up and see all those pics and reading the thread, I leave these pics I've made and be back after my holiday Love Pom xx

Loz chin...

..has made a new arse ..

Space hopper Loz...

An arse thst looks like two boxing gloves together ..

...esp when coloured in red ..

 

[NinaStar90]

Thank you xx
Welcome to the thread xx.

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I feel like we need some Loz merch so we could potentially spot Scrunchies in the wild.
You see another person wearing this

And you give a little knowing smile, flashing your wrist showing off your bewful hair accessory

 

[NinaStar90]

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That is all I have for that picture and caption.

 

[Pom Bear]

That's absolutely perfik thank you so much!!!

Thank you xx and you're welcome Love Pom xx


Looooool just made x

 

[sjr2020]

OK this is my first ever post after lurking for a loooong time...but has she wrote this post to herself? Doesn't look like a screenshot. More like she's created it herself and then saved and uploaded it to make it look like she's got loads of pals

 

[Pom Bear]

Lying in bed trying my hardest not to roar with laughter. Oh Pom you are brilliant

ps only just started reading Big Loz’s thread today, needed a new car crash zleb in my life. This shitshow seemed just right

Thank you xx
Welcome to the thread xx.

 

[Crowbag]

Leased car
Rented average sized house (bungalow /annex/ whatever)
Parents that she rarely sees
Partner who legged it repeatedly, now gone

No regular income
No friends
Nobody to call when, say, she locks herself out of the house
Depends on paid for bots (not bot bots) to feel successful

I tend to prefer having a few genuinely good friends I know i can call at 3am in an emergency. I'd do the same for them in a heartbeat.
A small family who I adore and who are always there for me.
A partner who cares for me, takes my health issues in his stride despite the worry and the work involved , and who I treasure, respect and love.
And a load of interests, hobbies, things to read or paint or sew or learn.

The one really special thing you actually have loz, is missing from your list.
Your child.

 

[Chi4]

Must be something in the air, I have been dumped after he has met someone else. Together for years . But I refuse to do all that Facebook ranting Someone else was dumped last week on here

 

[Earl Gravy]

When BYG went into the shop and asked for new eyebrows to make her look like a film star she was hoping for Breakfast at Tiffany's and instead got Angry Birds the Movie

 

[JakeM]

It’s our Lozza’s birthday on Monday and my party outfit has just arrived! As you can see I took some 'insprayshun' from today’s outfit