Lauren Goodger #43 La'Rosylee-cuppatea, loz'll make you obese by the time you're three

[Pom Bear]

View attachment 788031yeah sure you get them daily, you probs send the messages to yourself daily

Looooooool xx..

 

[abcdabcd]

... the moment she realises her stomach is in the frame and she sucks it in for dear life

 

[Userom]

One of her mates, Vicky has posted stories of them singing happy birthday and there’s no filter on it, you can’t see her close up but you can see she looks very different to the stories she is posting with all the filters on, stupid thing is, she really doesn’t look that bad, I can’t stand her but I do think it’s really sad she can’t post pics or videos without filtering the living daylights out of them :/ her kid isn’t going to recognise her mum from photos as she looks like a totally different person!

I went and had a nosey …

 

[Pom Bear]

Loool just thought this up x

On the twelfth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me:
Twelve tubs of pringles
Eleven Mr Kipling
Ten sweetcorns cooking
Nine chavs a posing
Eight women dancing
Seven people pouting
Six chocolate fingers
Five prawn rings
Four filtered pics
Three crap hats
Two small brain cells
And a Chaz watching the football.

Back later tonight

 

[Pom Bear]

I thought she was trying to look like David Bowie..I then realised it's the shadow on her face

 

[Pom Bear]

Here's Chaz having alot of cosmetic work done x.

 

[Sjr2607]

Well spotted, can clearly see the lines ... this needs to be forwarded to SS ... there are quite a few children present ... fucking disgusting behaviour!!

Its cocktail sticks

I may of accidentally reported someones post with my fat fingers, sorry

 

[Krm2011]

"Shall I do a q&a mummy's?" She's quite confident for a thick twat isn't she

I have a daughter who is 2 week younger than La'Redoute and the last thing I would do is take any advice from her. My daughter would end up glazed like a Krispy Kreme, buried under a 13.5 quilt and sedated so she slept 23.5 hours a day..I'm all good for parenting tips thanks Lozza hun

 

[Pom Bear]

View attachment 797200oddbod perving over Lozza armpit feeding and wear a fucking bra you skank

Murat's trying to help with baby duties xx.

 

[Facehugger]

Kinell, I've just worked out what those cup holders in the arms of her new settee are for

 

[Pom Bear]

What THE FUCK is that hair?! I know he’s going for the Beckham ‘99 hairband look but has someone the guts to tell him he’s not got the bone structure to match? He looks dead behind the eyes and like a pensioner in a nursing home whose grandchild has come to visit.

Even Murat is copying the style x.

 

[Hootero]

What THE FUCK is that hair?! I know he’s going for the Beckham ‘99 hairband look but has someone the guts to tell him he’s not got the bone structure to match? He looks dead behind the eyes and like a pensioner in a nursing home whose grandchild has come to visit.

 

[Pom Bear]

Haha brilliant @Pom Bear !

Thank you xx.

Pom, this is brilliant! Make as many as you like. The Scrunchies love them

Thank you xx.

I hope to god his teeth turn out like Crawl Woods

Loooool xx.

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[Arsov Cooper]

I'm just over here from the Jack Monroe thread. Apologies if this has come up before, but I don't think Lauren Googled 'Larose' before choosing that name.

I did.

Urban Dictionary: Larose

One who enjoys sticking foreign objects in their twat, preferably dolls.

www.urbandictionary.com

 

[Pom Bear]

Looks like Loz has had that birthday hat for a long time x.
It goes very well with the skirt ..

 

[Krm2011]

What THE FUCK is that hair?! I know he’s going for the Beckham ‘99 hairband look but has someone the guts to tell him he’s not got the bone structure to match? He looks dead behind the eyes and like a pensioner in a nursing home whose grandchild has come to visit.

He looks more like this guy that tried to look like Grealish

 

[SATCGOSS]

My description of her birthday;
- had to organise her own ‘surprise’ party
- had to pay for said party
- man-child boyfriend can’t even be arsed to talk to her at party (too busy with football) let alone post a gushing tribute on IG to his
- spends best part of day re-posting birthday messages (multiple posts from same people as well as car valeting place to make it seem like she’s more popular than she is)
- hasn’t had any public acknowledgement or messages from anyone even close to famous/relevant even though she’s ‘been in industry for years’
- spends her party face fucking her phone whilst her ‘friends’ are ignoring her (until she forces them to perform for the 100th time)
- friends seem to be bored and hungry as they daren’t reach in for the last party ring
- all her photo memories will look nothing like her

Gosh I hope I get an invite next year

 

[roxyfoxy71]

Line of sniff? I spotted it straight away

 

[Pom Bear]

I leave this here before catching up in a few hours x..

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

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No one wants a q&a you godawful twat