Lauren Goodger #3 Claims she's doctored by the paps, join Only Fans to see her flaps!

[Socklicker]

Which face will she have tomorrow?

 

[CheshireTea]

It’s well known she has been escorting round London for last few years, charges more for anal.

I’m going take one for the tattle massive and book her for the hour, take her measurements and sort the size 8 vrs size 18 nonsense out once and for all!

 

[gashers]

Last time I saw someone with a side pony it was on the back field of school and she was the school slag (vicars daughter - who always wore ankle socks even in winters, lovely girl back then just loved cock far too much - it was obviously a validation things - she is now an accountant, straight as fuck and a bit of a snob - I rue for the day I can bring up all our class watching her sucking off a lad a few years older whilst we all collected bark ?) ... anyway that’s my thoughts on a side pony.

So funny our school slag also had a side pony and would suck anybody off for 2 cream eggs in the graveyard near school, back when friends reunited was the thing one of the lads from my year at school got in touch with me and I was reminiscing with him and I said oh my god do you remember Caroline cream egg what a fucking slag. I remember Caroline all right he said I married her

 

[Katie8ee]

I don't feel sorry for her she has been given every opportunity to improve her life. All of the money she grifts from the shit she sells on Instagram /fake tan/sex work she should spend on therapy , she has had years to invest in therapy. (As well as all the therapy she has got for free and walked away from )

There are millions of people who have shit partners when they are teenagers/early twenties who don't spend the rest of their life stalking that person . Mark Wright needs to get an injunction against her.

Lauren is 34 years old she has the money to get help that others could never access. Lauren wants to get wrecked most nights , chase ghosts and find the perfect "boy". At this point the blame for any of those decisions lies squarely at her own door.

Lauren is an adult who makes choices on how she wants to live . At some point you have to stop blaming the world for the choices you make that's just the reality of accepting yourself (which she would have learned if she stuck with therapy)

Sorry for the soapbox! It just annoys me when lovely people feel sorry for someone who does not appreciate their concern and kindness.

 

[linzilou]

somehow i feel that everything she does/says/posts/thinks is some orchestrated routine to get to mark wright.

i just will never forget the delusion she spouted in towie that her and MW would only be over when she decided it was, when it was clear he called the shots.

i dont think shes ever got over him, and she wants the validation of him wanting her. she wants to look slimmer because thats what first attracted him.
she wants to laugh in the face of the other wrights and even Michelle because shes built up some grand reunion between the two of them, shes wasting her life thinking he will wake up and come and "rescue her" when he quite rightly doesn't care.
she thrives on drama, she doesnt feel loved unless there is drama which her brain interprets as passion.

she says she wants to settle down but then posts memes about how the only proper boyfriends are the ones that will resort to emailing them if you block them everywhere else.
who in their right mind is blocking contact from their partner, and provoking them in to "fighting" for her. grown men cant be bothered with this kind of stuff, its so so so juvenile and reeks of codependency.

thats my armchair analysys haha..

 

[Sickofinstacrap]

This is disturbing.

Yup and the #doctor... disgraceful.. I’m a v experienced nurse also trained in aesthetics and I’m considering giving it up because the risk is too high and after clinics I get anxiety incase god forbid I ever damaged anyone’s face. She even does the rhinoplasty. That is SUCH a high risk procedure one of the main arteries to the face is near where you inject for the rhinoplasty. Would she even be able to spot if she occluded it?! Some of the most experienced aesthetic drs refuse to do that treatment.. people like her terrify me with a needle. Who’s her prescriber? How much hyaluronidase does she have incase of emergency? Can she spot when someone is having anaphylaxis? Does she have adrenaline? Does she know the dose for an adult or has she invested in epipens which are much more expensive? Does she know how to administer an IM injection? Has she done atleast BLS to deal with an anaphylaxis? All that training and going as far to learn rhinoplasty and she hasn’t even done a how to deal with complications course. This is terrifying because young girls will go to her cos she was on towie 10 years ago

 

[NinaStar90]

Possible thread titles yay!

Lauren Goodger- new man does anything for cash, basement dwellers photoshop your gash.

 

[Katewinsletsknee]

Last time I saw someone with a side pony it was on the back field of school and she was the school slag (vicars daughter - who always wore ankle socks even in winters, lovely girl back then just loved cock far too much - it was obviously a validation things - she is now an accountant, straight as fuck and a bit of a snob - I rue for the day I can bring up all our class watching her sucking off a lad a few years older whilst we all collected bark ?) ... anyway that’s my thoughts on a side pony.

 

[Phil Anne Throw Pee]

She makes me so CROSS. She is so incredibly STUPID, vain and delusional. I'm about the same size as her (although my arse and chest are natural). I'm short, a size 14 and what might euphemistically be called curvy. I'm fat, stocky, chubby, mainly because I'm nearly 50, drink too much wine and eat bread and butter like it's babyfood. I don't like it but that's how it is and tbh there are plenty worse things happening in the world. I have good dress sense and good legs and know what does and doesn't suit me. If I'm 'papped' looking fat it's because I am actually fat and nowt to do with angles or them 'picking on me'. FFS.

 

[TeaLover49]

Trying realllllly hard not to catch it...

It's this picture that makes me want to cry so much.
I can't even cuddle my own daughter in care home. Since March, I've not been allowed to hug, kiss or cuddle her. Doctors told me, back in March, I have months, and my daughter cannot even hold my hand or assist me. And she's desperate to. She is my only child and we are incredibly close. I know, we videocall each other every day and she drops what I need off at care home, but it's not the same. I miss being with her terribly. And this Goodyear creature openly flouts the rules. I can't even kiss my boyfriend of 7 years. I haven't seen him in 2 months, though we videocall everyday.
She makes me sick and angry. And she couldn't give a flying fuck!

 

[Noonoosanne]

The 1st pic is what she’s shared the 2nd is the DM one ffs she’s edited her one

 

[974923829]

This was on the 'new man's' insta story.

I love when people mention getting lawyers involved, its the adult equivalent to "I'm telling my mum"

 

[NinaStar90]

You know I don’t care what a person does. What I do hate is when these FUCKS aren’t honest, sick of these DUMB FUCKS treating the world like they are as dumb as them and believe the shite they try and get us to be believe.



And now after the supposed earnings of the only fans top ten earners (that is grossly incorrect & not factual at all) has come out, it would seem every on the fence fucker has jumped on the bandwagon & thought fuck it flaps out/balls to the wall time.

It is 100% false. Megan barely even had any subs/didn't post, so if she is earning from sex work then it is not on there.

Like yes, I used to escort, I have OFs (I'm in top 19% and earn less than $500 a month) and I make no secret of it. I do it for money cos my mental health is so shite I can't get a conventional job. Been a single mum for almost 10 years so

Is it empowering? No. Does it mean I don't fuck up my brain trying to 'fit in' with normal? Yes. Christ on a bike it's not hard to be honest. Wish I could have been a doctor, but life throws shit at some people.

 

[Emmie81]

She does look like the pap pics !

We should ask the girl from the Lionel Ritchie Video to feel her face and then make it from clay and whatever comes from it, Lauren accepts her fate

 

[Blue1989]

Last time I saw someone with a side pony it was on the back field of school and she was the school slag (vicars daughter - who always wore ankle socks even in winters, lovely girl back then just loved cock far too much - it was obviously a validation things - she is now an accountant, straight as fuck and a bit of a snob - I rue for the day I can bring up all our class watching her sucking off a lad a few years older whilst we all collected bark ?) ... anyway that’s my thoughts on a side pony.

This was a rollercoaster comment

 

[Crapbagchrissie]

She’s shopped it. Had it inflated in the photo. It’s not like that normally. It’s saggy these days. She’s just such an embarrassment. I mean that leotard must stink to high hell. Wtf.



Have you even seen the state of the photoshopping!!!!

It’s soooo obvious that it’s not naturally her own arse whether her arse is natural or not. God she drives me insane as to how much of a catfish she is.

Just going to put these on here to SHOW her body morphing into the carpet. Any person paying £45.00 for these photos needs there heads examining! How had this morning not picked up on this absolute catfish ....!!!

And the second photo may as well be on her fucking porn site and make it common knowledge.

BUT remember she won’t do nude or too sexy to help protect her future relationships

Is that her hairy growler in that second pic?!!

 

[Blockedbyadmin]

She’s going to LOVE these isn’t she the REAL LG ....

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

So she does a load of stories on the David Attenborough programme and claims to be ‘crying’ about the animals then the next day she’s sashaying around in a coat with a real fur trim? Thick as mince

 

[Jennytea]

How sad seeing this! She’s ruined herself

 

[Blockedbyadmin]

I bet mark and lauren get back togethrr

Hi Lauren so nice to have you here