The fence is getting sucked into her gravitational vortex
Her a is riddled with cellulite! You can see the creases through her trousers!Whats earrandsView attachment 4025957
I think she’s delusional. I reckon she thinks she looks the mutt’s nuts, gets the paps round to show everyone how hot she is even when she is doing mundane errands, sees the pics, people herself over how bad they’ve made her look, waits a while and then rings them up again to prove she looks much better than the last set of pics, plan backfires cos she doesn’t. And the cycle continues.I always used to think that it was her calling the paps to take these pictures so she could them disappear for a few months and pop back up half the size and day OMG I was papped in the wild and it gave me a shock.. here I am
Now 16 stone lighter
Buy my diet plan etc
But it can’t be
It has been a fee years now of these real pics of her looking like a huge bouncy castle so hod only knows why she does it!
Am still convinced she calls them herself
Are you Lozz' sock account?!Right Scrunchies: taking bets.
Next 'interview or podcast' she will rehash
1. I need my ginormous boobs and a implants (that I denied having for years) removing as a buzy, singul muvva wiv no help whatsoeva I can't afford to pay for myself. And it causes serve anixety,
2. LaHayfever rushed to hospicle with life threatening sneezing in middul of the night. By ambulancce licherally.
3. By popular demand I've restarted my oily flaps accunt. now only 3p a subscripshun. Bum holey pics now available for 87p.
4. Been badly let down for LaHayfever's birfday next munf. Need bounsy castul, huge cake, 7 million balons. Free catering. Free venue suitable for aduolts.
5. Doing Jim 8 times a week now and guna do youtoobe fideos.
6. Wanna lose 14 stone before I turn forety in julytember.
7. Soon will be Free years since LaAngel died, -doing a charity marafun in her memory
BUT I'M BETTING ON THIS
8. 567386 PHOTOSHOPPED PICS OF HER AS A SIZE 8.
EXCLUSIVE for the winner 2 VIP tickets for her book launch. Don't rush everyone!Right Scrunchies: taking bets.
Next 'interview or podcast' she will rehash
1. I need my ginormous boobs and a implants (that I denied having for years) removing as a buzy, singul muvva wiv no help whatsoeva I can't afford to pay for myself. And it causes serve anixety,
2. LaHayfever rushed to hospicle with life threatening sneezing in middul of the night. By ambulancce licherally.
3. By popular demand I've restarted my oily flaps accunt. now only 3p a subscripshun. Bum holey pics now available for 87p.
4. Been badly let down for LaHayfever's birfday next munf. Need bounsy castul, huge cake, 7 million balons. Free catering. Free venue suitable for aduolts.
5. Doing Jim 8 times a week now and guna do youtoobe fideos.
6. Wanna lose 14 stone before I turn forety in julytember.
7. Soon will be Free years since LaAngel died, -doing a charity marafun in her memory
BUT I'M BETTING ON THIS
8. 567386 PHOTOSHOPPED PICS OF HER AS A SIZE 8.
What'sa sock account? xAre you Lozz' sock account?!
This is what she's always done and every other zeleb does. The only time you will see a real in the wild pic is if a tattle scrunchie spots her.Am still convinced she calls them herself
Joe was a peng ting when young, Bike is not (particularly when wearing that!!!).Charles Drury and Joseph Stalin. I think Stalin looks less demented.
View attachment 4026076
Why is she walking on her knees...?The fence is getting sucked into her gravitational vortex
View attachment 4025942
Running is a stretch. Eating, more like.Whats earrandsView attachment 4025957
Form an orderly queue ladies/ lads…