So Jemma, being both a wonderful mother AND a diligent, dedicated SM Amazon flogger (I’m damned if I’m going to call her an ‘influencer’) is sharing her pinning her son’s medals (and whilst I’m sure she’s very proud of him and yadda, yadda, yadda but we all know when kids are a certain age they give them a medal just for turning up!) to a board and helpfully sharing a link should anyone else wish to do the same (although I doubt they’ll have to do it in the same dingy, dismal dated bungalow of doom setting she has).
So my dear, wonderful fellow Tattlers I thought I’d get out in the open the one question we’ve all had but known the answer to ever since this ridiculous change of career Jemma has undertaken;
Is there anything Jemma won’t exploit or try and use to shill
tit?
… and the answer my lovelies is NO! No, there categorically is not! It’s all a bit shameful and cringeworthy really isn’t it?
Tbh Jemjem I don’t really know how to end this so I’ll just do what we all should do when at a loss and quote Queen B; ‘I bet it sucks to be you right now…’

