This looks low
Then he said he was going to watch baseball or something & it was ONLY 2:00 p.m. Casey is INSANE living with this lazy ass; lying; cheater; user while she goes off to actually WORK.
It's pretty typical for the first couple of hours as the Flyover Murrica' 'faithful' mouthbreathers tune in after shooing the chickens out of their trailer, but the view count is already slowing quickly. This is on track to be just one more disaster.
Why is McDonald's not listed on his Linedin profile / resumé ? (Time for him to update the CV and start sending it out)
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I could picture this as if it was directed by David Lynch ( rest in peace). So, someone posted here not too long ago that he is bored with Halloween, which is still 23 days away and they are right. Onward to Christmas for little man. I thought Halloween was his favorite "Holiday".[Return from commercial break. Fade In.]
Camera 1: starts with a wide shot from behind back row audience POV. Audience is cheering and dancing in seats. Zoom in on host, someone that was a semiprevolant buf well liked actor 20 years ago. Host is laughing, big smile including eyes.
Host: Welcome back to YOUR favorite daily game show
[Cameras 2, 3, & 4 cut to audience successively as audience completes show title]
JUST! PITCHER! IT!
[Camera 1 cuts back to Host]
Host:
Alright, Contestant # 1 how would you describe this pitcher?
[Jumbo screen displays two pitchers side by side. One shows Kyle only got 14k views on his newest upload yesterday, one of his worst performing vids ever. The other shows a screenshot from SocialBlade showing he had over 40,000 views in the same day, the best he's had since last Tuesday.]
Contestant #1: Insane?
[Ding. Ding. Ding.]
Host: That's correct!
Host: Contestant # 2: How would you describe THIS pitcher?
[Jumbo screen displays two pitchers side by side. One shows Kyle's last three uploads totaling 63,000 views. The other shows PMM's upload from 3 days ago totalling 87,000 views.]
Contestant # 2: Insane?
Host: You are copying Contestant one's answer and going with "insane" as well. Is he right?
[Hold for dramatic pause]
[Ding. Ding. Ding.]
Host: YOU'RE RIGHT!
I don't need to go any further KP, just in this post I've shown more creativity and "interestingness" than you've shown in months
combined. Enjoy your low views, many negative comments, and dying channel "young buck".
Sincerely,
Your Hatte Posse Member Chernabog
pitcherI could picture this as if it was directed by David Lynch ( rest in peace). So, someone posted here not too long ago that he is bored with Halloween, which is still 23 days away and they are right. Onward to Christmas for little man. I thought Halloween was his favorite "Holiday".
You know he's so full of it: if YT doesn't work out, he will end up as a high powered banker in Chicago.I bet there's a good chance, he never worked at McDonalds just another lie...or if he did, he was fired after the first day. I feel, working at McD's would be beneath him. So I think he is full of .
If I remember correctly, Nate had a seat on the tour bus that was provided to those that were actually invited. And not for those that just showed up, hoping to get in. He gave up his seat on the ride back to share an Uber with Kyle so he wouldn’t feel badand yet the shock puppet dis on Nate all the timeDon't forget, Nate was nice enough to share a Uber/ Lyft ride with Casey and him the last time they were in NYC for the premiere of the Treasure in his Suburban.
He was home and had already unboxed stuff by 2 o’clock. No wonder I didn’t see him at AK. Of course I wasn’t in the back of restaurants trying to jump over walls and stand on tables.Then he said he was going to watch baseball or something & it was ONLY 2:00 p.m. Casey is INSANE living with this lazy ass; lying; cheater; user while she goes off to actually WORK.
I know I’ve said it in the past, but as the father of two girls who are both in college & are currently hustling their asses off submitting resumes for internships in their chosen future fields for this upcoming summer, I’m always blown away in reading his LinkedIn profile that this jackass claims that he wanted to work in accounting. Not only did he never once attempt to land an internship at an accounting firm, but he never even joined an accounting club, or any club for that matter, all throughout his four (?) years of college. If his resume confirms anything, it’s that he’s always been a shiftless, unserious bumWhy is McDonald's not listed on his Linedin profile / resumé ? (Time for him to update the CV and start sending it out)
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A classic gag gift would be a concerted effort by a group of "random" individuals to each send a large pack of napkins to the PO box. Nothing anyone could ever argue was offensive or crude, yet something that would literally clog up that little storefront where the box is located, and piss off whoever owns it.He probably got a gag gift, so now has to pre-open and vet every package
So you didn't have a good "sight of line" on anything important like oar boy?He was home and had already unboxed stuff by 2 o’clock. No wonder I didn’t see him at AK. Of course I wasn’t in the back of restaurants trying to jump over walls and stand on tables.
Kyle Pallo 125: “Don’t Like, Don’t Watch” is really biting him in his fat a$$, butt WHY?
That would require him to actually edit a video instead of simply start/stopping his camera.He does realize if it is a gag gift he can edit the footage removing it? Instead of staging this bullshit unopening stuff. It's not like he's doing this in real time on a live stream.
Too short for thatWhat was his job, dressing up as Ronald McDonald?
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