Kyle Pallo #112 🐊 La-coasting through life

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The two roommates want to start decorating for Halloween in July.

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-Claims he’s filling his grandma down if he gets 2000 likes 😂 Yeah ok! Susan already admitted her mom doesn’t fly but nice try.


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Whatever, Kyle! He's been "threatening" to fly grandma down since 2022. I remember it was when Taylor was here, everybody was planning his and Taylor's wedding in their heads, and he started teasing "If we get the likes, I'll fly grandma down for a special occasion...." :rolleyes: It's definitely not happening now when hes even more broke!
 
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I know Tom Corless is obsessed with "The Shape of Water" but what is becoming of The Shape of Casey? She's literally becoming the Oogie-Boogie Man

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Also, he said 2,000 likes and he will take Grandma out to eat when he flies her down.
Of course he can't afford to fly anyone anywhere, not even himself.
What a depraved little b he is. Surprise!
He's trying to kill Old Clown GER and now he wants to drag a 91 year old woman out of nursing care and parade her around a theme park in July. Let that all sink in.
He's the bleeping Disney Angel of Death. Orlando's Grim Reaper.

Kylie waiting for creepy and very ill Clown GER DAD³ and 91 year old GrandMa Haeuser to "....COME ON DOWN! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

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The sooner they take their dirt naps, the sooner he can get some inheritance, perhaps, or at least he'll have old Susan all to himself to fleece and bleed dry as long as she lives. Win/Win!
 
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She is embracing what he loves in hopes that he will begin to appreciate her more.
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Their "relationship" is so weird, now would be as good a time as any for her to learn the meaning of "Inverse Relationship."
 
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So today's KylePile is rambling through the GF spouting word salads and the same at the crackerbox... augmented by his little ManicClown routine.
Riveting!
SSDD... "Deja vous all over again."
He truly has N O T H I N G!
Kyle's "base" and their cats getting their Daily:poop:Dose:
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God, somebody euthenize this channel and put it out of everyone's misery. As it's going, it's like watching a trainwreck in slow motion or an animal hit by an auto and dying beside the road. YUK!
 
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He's just carb-loading for the 10K. RELAX.

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Truly intense prep work for that 10K run (That will NEVER happen.) plus that 'diet' of grease, sugar and salt he relishes and dumps in his gaping mouth daily is perfect for his chronic Ankle-biting Spooge-losing arthritic codition, huh. AS responds so well to a diet filled with sugar, grease and salt.
Hey Kylie! Just remember that you can't get enough greasy, salty, sugary food in your diet to prepare for that race and to help your broken back 🤣 and arthritis. I encourage you to up all three and increase it a little daily.
___ Win/Win. You get to eat that 'extra healthy diet' and own the hatters' at the same time.(y)

"I don't think he's dead sir. He just keeps saying 'everything hurts.'
He's nasty. I don't want to touch him."

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Whatever, Kyle! He's been "threatening" to fly grandma down since 2022. I remember it was when Taylor was here, everybody was planning his and Taylor's wedding in their heads, and he started teasing "If we get the likes, I'll fly grandma down for a special occasion...." :rolleyes: It's definitely not happening now when hes even more broke!
Big baller willing to spend a whopping $130 for a round trip ticket on some dollar-a-holler discount airline for granny? Whoop de frigging doo. I’d bet every damn dollar I have that grandma’s far more financially secure that oar lil 🔥 investment portfolio ace is. It isn’t the money that’s holding her back, Kyle, it’s you
 
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Clearer shot of that old trap's bumper. That thing is falling apart. The CROA should issue a warning that trash should NOT be left on the curb in front of a house. 🤣
(Credit to Kylie's Booty Butt for the grab.) He probably can't even afford an aftermarket / new old stock cover for that thing.

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At this point a piece of white duct tape would be better than that
 
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Holy tit, my guy! Pull the bangs down & put on your hat & let’s never talk about this moment ever again!
Whatever that thing is on his head need to be mowed. Not a lot of that is real. That's a certainty. The old pics don't lie and his trying to 'own the hatters' fools only those with short memories.
He was balding quickly over 2 years ago and that doesn't grow back with event he most expensive treatments. He's a "Bosley" customer at best.😂
I love it when he does this. It always just gives me the opportunity to post the truth. Got a file and only takes a second. And Dummy, you can't 'hide' that balding pate from the truth. Like old Nate, just embrace your baldness. He's bald and get double the views on one vid than you do on 10 days of Daily Dumps. Maybe the new 'look' would help you. Slinging that glue down / weave around in the crackerbox isn't going to fool anyone but a few mouthbreathers.
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Woohoo! Sounds like someone might be getting themselves a free cruise to NASA (or points beyond)! Just keep that hair long and shaggy, because that's what the Bear wants. What the Bear wants, the Bear gets! Gotta have a handful of hair to grab on to from behind! Snuggle time in the Bear's Den!

Top-three Disney vlogger. Top-two gay cruising thirst trap (tied with JoJo).
 
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