Krusties #6 pull up a seat and join in for a natter or just read through whilst you're sat on the crapper.

[Facehugger]

Krusties #7 Roasted ferret and a glass of wine, pull up a chair it'll taste divine.

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

Just now - wall to wall sunshine for a change.

 

[Constantlychargingipadnow]

I’ve just been on the ‘other’ thread and someone is throwing a complete wobbly and effing and jeffing at everyone coz they think Cole has posted a photo of a ladybird sniffing coke

 

[Jersey Girl]

Springs to mind,

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If I can take one positive out of this it's getting through security as priority and speedy boarding!! BUT, I set the alarms off everytime and get subjected to full body scan!!!
Jersey Boy rang me from the airport yesterday complaining that he had to queue at security- he's used to getting whisked through with me!
Oh, and sometimes I get a whole row of seats near the front if flight isn't full - I get looked after
@Facehugger , I am a tough cookie because that's the way it is; no bejewelled wheelchairs, diamante crutches and lying about life changing injuries for me! My life changed on 30th January 1982 and I've just got on with it.

 

[Jersey Girl]

Hi all. Jersey Boy is away on a stag do in UK so I'm free to tattle all weekend without the "who are you messaging " comments. You will be sick of me by tomorrow night!! Been out shopping and returned to a beautifully cleaned flat which was very satisfying- I'm not lazy, just permanently on crutches and I'm not leaving it all to him.
Had my consultation with my specialist this week; I'm told there is nothing more to be done now- which I was fully prepared for. My case has gone to specialists around the world and they are all at a loss now. His words to me? "You are one in a million " - but I already knew that he meant my condition but I'll take it as meaning me!!
Back later lovelies; got a bottle of wine to chill...

Xxx

 

[Facehugger]

Morning everybody I'm pleased it's the weekend, it's a bit cold out so I'm not moving, only as far as the kettle or the the lav

Allan, hope you feel a bit better soon, it's awful, you come out if hospital half the time feeling a fat sight worse than when you went in, it'll be worth it I'm sure, you can have an extra Facehug today X

Just leaving this for @Joanna Surrey too, hope you join us if you want to, anyone welcome in here (except shitstirring cunts of course) x

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

Awwww I love ferrets,guy who lives in the factory next door to me has a pet ferret,he takes him out on a lead Mr Bean his name is so lovely.

 

[Pom Bear]

God love our @Pom Bear that lady brightens every day doesn't she xx for you Pom.

I can't believe I nipped off to do a few chores and missed some twunt starting, honestly! Nobody disses Queen Dolly, it's not allowed. I don't know what I want for tea yet, I'll have a ferret about in the freezer in a bit and see what's in there.

That's lovely to hear my friend xx Thank you xx.

This is brilliant! Banksy eat your heart out!

Thank you too xx.

Well at least POM is on form.

Yeah I had a look at the thread that went off topic.

Thank you xx talking of topic I try to stay on topic as much as I can loooooool xx.

 

[okeep]

If anyone is remotely interested where I’ve been ?
been giving the top and bottom landings a complete makeover. , this is under the stairs , Waddya think , as you can see I’m in touch with my feminine side

 

[WhereisPrecious]

SOOOOOO....this is were you all been hiding....I can see you's through the bloody window.

 

[MrsEms]

Afternoon all
Hope everyone is well, feeling better, recovering, having fun and enjoying your Saturday! I'm still a little under the weather but a medicinal glass of vino later will perk me up.
I see the kp thread is going down the shitter ah well...

 

[MrsEms]

@MrsEms Hope you are feeling better sweetie..

what’s for dinner then?@265 CAptain what are you having?

Evening dolly, how are you?

I'm not too bad. I've taken today a bit slower. Did my roast dinner for our evening meal. I made a pavlova this morning. I've been over buying eggs this week
So here's our evening roast chicken dinner...

Good evening to you all too, hope everyone is well. I haven't caught up yet. So I hope you've all been behaving xxx

 

[MrsCranky]

MrsCranky are you still making wooden willies? I hope you feel better soon, I think in the main women have a far harder life than men.

Whether you make wooden willies, or glass willies or willies out of meringue, it’s time for me bed,

Good night and God Bless

Oh god yes. My wooden willies are my passion in life. I proper giggle emulating men's willies. Cole is still a splinter though. He hasn't been promoted to Kieran status. Nowhere in the same league. My greenhouse is a fucking mess though. Goodnight and God bless . Love MrsC xxxx

 

[Stapleyourtongue]

Thought I'd let you know baby is home now, parents need to keep an eye on her. Just hope they all have a speedy recovery

 

[Jersey Girl]

I wasn't aware of your medical situation... Oh I have plenty of pot noodles, had one for lunch.

Aaah! Got you.
Hit by a car aged 14 and in hospital 7 months. They left my leg badly twisted and that's resulted in deterioration over the years. I've had no kneecap since 17 and the inability to straighten my leg fully and extend it.
Had knee replacement 12 years ago and major surgery x 2 in last 5 years to straighten thigh bone with heaps of metal rods and screws but situation is still the same sadly. Overall 20 ops.
The morphine helps to manage the pain!!
Christ, it would have been easier to send you my notes and scans!!!!! xx
Oh, I have also broke my arm 4 separate times, both bones and that's held together by plates and screws too. I had my own personal bay in A&E in my teens !!

 

[Stapleyourtongue]

Oh you and your poor family I hope you hear something soon. Love and best wishes to you all xxx

Thank you Ems

All I've had in response to my text is 'not good'. Tried ringing Son's gf who is with the baby in hospital, she doesn't answer, never does when I ring

She just sends a text saying 'don't want to talk, I'm worried about my daughter'.
So am I worried about my granddaughter, I'm worried about my son too - who I can't get hold of because his phone is broken, so only contact is through his gf.

She's one of these that put crying emojis on Facebook, and when her friends ask what's wrong, she'll say I'll message you. She plays these stoopid games alot

This is why I wish my sons were gay, they've picked the wrong kind of women to be with - both are fucked up!

I don't know when I'll know anything about the baby, it will be when she decides to tell me and that is NOT okay.
I would never worry my Mum like this and my daughter would never do this to me

 

[MrsEms]

Are you sure x

Yes really. I could be really helpful and let everyone know that the ladybird is ok now and had sought help during the early hours of this morning. It entered the priory after getting off it's tits on coke and singing 'I'm flying without wings.
Apparently...according to a source

 

[not on my watch]

Afternoon folks,out of hospital today.op went well,have to wear a sling for 4 weeks.
My arm is so numb I can't feel or move it lol...I'm sure I'll feel the pain in a day or so.
Hope you are all doing well

 

[MrsEms]

Morning all

Morning harri, loving the tune this morning. I may just shave my legs...but then I'd have to unclog the shower

Woah, I've had a little catch up on the kp thread, it's carnage over there Is it wrong of me to want to run over and ask what the ladybird did then run back out again? It would be like lobbing in a nuclear weapon of destruction

Anyway, I hope you are all well and happy let's have a nice relaxing day...no ladybirds

 

[Joanna Surrey]

Bloody hell Harri , i would say you are an original Krustie or a proper Krustie., I remember when we first started talking , Bloody upset you then, still do it now , But know ya love me , id be lost on here without ya, to keep me in line

I have some knowledge (and a small tea) due to the horsey grapevine but didn't know whether to post or not as you just don't know who's on here.