Krissy Cela

[Chattyman321]

Ah no way! Genuinely thought she’d come up with it and started it all herself, that’s the way she makes it out!

 

[#1Baddie]

This is going to sound like im being such a c*nt but genuinely is that how implants are supposed to look? The skin on her chest doesn't look right besides the sun damage, im talking just about her implants, they seem off??

 

[sweetiexoxoxo]

This was based on what someone else posted about her rather than her own content so it seemed a bit more candid as she wasn't in control. Saying that fun might have been the wrong word. She seemed to have one unlike a lot of influencers is what I was trying to get at. Will have to look up the smoulder look




Hahah that is brilliant. Just how we read things I guess. But when it isn't a word and doesn't appear to mean anything and is mispronounced anyway it is even easier to do! Onler doesn't make any less sense than Oner prounounced like Honour.

smoulder on the reel she posted on her main account on 9th Nov. It's probably just that classic "botox face tries to look sassy but fails beacause it is inherently a botox face"

 

[sweetiexoxoxo]

recent attempts from Krissy to prove to her audience that not only does she have visible abs she can flex her butt cheek! Phenomenal! Nice to know the neural connections to your muscles are intact. Recently has been super proud to announce that she does not do cash prizes for her app, yet uses equally toxic before and after pics to promote the app which puts similar pressures around what people "should" be achieving visually from the app yet finds there isn't a problem!? Normalising weight gain is great but not in this toxic way of "Im only comfortable with weight gain because most of it is muscle" this is so disordered and again places the focus on being lean and "insta toned." Her actions are a constant contradiction to her values and I don't understand how her "familia" see right through it.

...and to top it all off today's post is all about how she shouldn't have cared so much about how she looks. This woman is unbelievable.

 

[anonymous_flower]

Does anyone know if the evolve you app as it’s now called is worth the money? I know how to make my own workout plans but sometimes nice to have someone else do it for you. I feel like £15.50 is a lot of money a month for something I can do for free..

I have it and use it religiously, it's really good to be fair and I feel like it works me hard. It's nice to go in the gym and not think about what to do, I just go in and do it. I've never been so consistent with the gym before I had it.

 

[NumptymeNumptyyou]

And we were correct shes new creative director at Promix.

Creative director she really does love that title, in reality it can mean anything.

 

[Showmethemoonie]

Oh god I’m actually quite jealous I’ve wanted to stay at the hotel she was at in the Dolomites since it opened!

 

[xcupcakex]

Also gives her another opportunity to tell everyone how useless her boyfriend is, whilst telling everyone how amazing she is.

She’s toxic.

And to show off her bum in the smallest pj shorts

 

[NumptymeNumptyyou]

Blimey on the socials we are into browny colours she pathetic this groundbreaking calendar is pathetic

 

[snappysazzy321]

Who's Hollie? I've deleted insta so can't even check

 

[NumptymeNumptyyou]

Omg another massive post, the same one she posts constantly about failing in business and relationships… like am I missing something? Why do you post the same massive update every week? Seriously weird

She constantly needs validation she's nuts

 

[Vegasbaby]

I’ve just realised.. her logo is basically the same as Alphalete’s, just flipped the other way around

 

[Vdayqueen24]

Wtf is she talking about? Coming from someone who has never been pregnant but is in the medical field I’ve never heard of distension hypertension. Would UK medics call it something else?

 

[ImaLeoooo]

if you can't handle the heat.. reporting comments, at her big age, when she chooses to share things - fuck off.

 

[myllip]

I have a couple things from oner - must say it's a hit and miss like with everything. the jacket and the bra - loveee! the leggings - i have two pairs - one love, the other ones aren't flattering and your undies show soooo much. Another bra i had - threw it away as the colour went away very quickly.

 

[JennonBoyle]

I think she said in one of her boob job vlogs that the main issue she had with them was that one was more deflated and they were saggy without any support after she gave birth. They look even but natural.

 

[Hasanah123]

So this threesixty business is a copy and paste of Thrive basically

 

[smooth_operator33]

No no it’s LAW SCHOOL

which university did she even go to???

 

[Maria44]

she leaked this name herself about a week ago when she was showing a powerpoint of work stuff, blurred out the new logo but showed the name

Ahh I missed that!

 

[macrofriendly]

her whole ass titty was almost out i verbally gasped when i saw it

Good god you weren't wrong! Im too innocent for that!