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There was not one photo even showing an inch of the crowd. Bet is was dead
I’d love to be ballsy enough to phone up the venue the day after she infests it and ask how many unsold tickets there were 
^ in relation to your above questions.... or, Smegbin DEFINITELY been reading here.
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Blimey, mistook that for the Apollo at first glance. What a huge space she is performing in
Cram them all down the front 2/3 rows. If you’re reading this why don’t you show a video of everyone laughing their bits off and do a quick scan of the whole room for us eh bestie??
not only a response to the stuff about her and Eames, but she clearly also thinks this is a huge "duck you!" to the HATERZ on tattle who have been questioning the tiny venues she performs at on her "comedy" tour and all the unsold tickets, with all the photos she shares taken before the show stars so the venue is empty to hide that the audience is tiny and half the seats are empty - sharing a photo taken by her "bestie" mid-show as though she is performing to a huge audience without any empty seats when it's clear that they have all just been crammed in the front few rows.
Wow, she is a unit! A 6ft ogre!
Yeah - that’s us toldnot only a response to the stuff about her and Eames, but she clearly also thinks this is a huge "duck you!" to the HATERZ on tattle who have been questioning the tiny venues she performs at on her "comedy" tour and all the unsold tickets, with all the photos she shares taken before the show stars so the venue is empty to hide that the audience is tiny and half the seats are empty - sharing a photo taken by her "bestie" mid-show as though she is performing to a huge audience without any empty seats when it's clear that they have all just been crammed in the front few rows.
AKA as "a big bleep" as per her bestie
Wow, just looks like a few people sat in a living room to me. Not many there at all, they're practically on the stage with her
Right in smelling distance
i admit that this is one of her best jokes yet!
she is seriously deluded if she thinks her teeth are even vaguely white - some of the. most stained, yellow gnashers i've seen.
whatever whitening strips she is using - i'm sure they are. delighted at this #ad which is going to actively deter people from buying their. product, not encourage them.
she is seriously deluded if she thinks her teeth are even vaguely white - some of the. most stained, yellow gnashers i've seen.
whatever whitening strips she is using - i'm sure they are. delighted at this #ad which is going to actively deter people from buying their. product, not encourage them.
Was there a company mad enough to gift her Invisalign? I hope not!i admit that this is one of her best jokes yet!
she is seriously deluded if she thinks her teeth are even vaguely white - some of the. most stained, yellow gnashers i've seen.
whatever whitening strips she is using - i'm sure they are. delighted at this #ad which is going to actively deter people from buying their. product, not encourage them.
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weird bleep, there i said it. She's just as cruel!i admit that this is one of her best jokes yet!
she is seriously deluded if she thinks her teeth are even vaguely white - some of the. most stained, yellow gnashers i've seen.
whatever whitening strips she is using - i'm sure they are. delighted at this #ad which is going to actively deter people from buying their. product, not encourage them.
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probably - otherwise I don't get why she would have delayed getting it. for this long. she's been hinting for ages that she would like to get Invisalign - if she'd had any plans of paying for it herself she would have done it by now. with those gnashers, it's not something anyone would delay if they could afford it - which she obviously can, with her being such a successful female comedian with her sell-out tours.
I really hope it hasn't been gifted but I imagine she has been pestering brands and for Invisalign I guess they may have been lured in as sorting out those teeth would be a pretty sensational before & after comparison. tbh it seems that most have no issue associating their products with her, which I have never understood - some seem to have stopped working with her - eg the razor brand that she was advertising while simultaneously sharing reels about how she never shaves and then that gross one about waxing
- despite it permanently tarnishing their reputation with filth and doing the opposite of encouraging people to buy their products, it often ensures people want nothing to do with the brand. Hello Fresh, for example, because who wants to be preparing their dinner with image of Laura writhing about on her kitchen worktop in wearing only her grimy underwear and talking about "bum worms"?! I don’t think she’s actually a suitable candidate for Invisalign, she probably needs teeth removed to make space, and then fixed braces. I know from experience!
I really hope she remembers to let HMRC know 
Lol, she will conveniently forget, as she is tight as.....proper cheapskate.I really hope she remembers to let HMRC know
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