Kerry Conway #14 Thinks she’s a parenting Queen, so she never needs to clean

[LurkyLaur]

How a trip to the park would go for 99% of parents “mummy can I take my shoes off PLEASE”
Us : “no darling it’s cold and there could be glass on the floor”
Child “okay mummy” get on with our trip

how a park trip goes with the conways
Roma “Mummy take my shoes off!”
kerry “okay romi roo roo, would you like to lick the equipment too? Ok go ahead darling anything for a quite life so I can drink my cwofee in peace, if your sisters are annoying you just punch them in the face”
Roma “fuck off mum”
Kerry “okay roo thank you!”

 

[Belulah]

Kerry Conway #15 Poo coloured car and mushy pea Yeezys- building a play room will be easy peasy

 

[eyespy]

why on earth does roma not have a coat on look how red her poor hands are and both her and aria are running around the park in a snow storm with no shoes on she's a s*&t parent to be fair she just let's them get on with it she needs to be a parent it's not summer it's bloody freezing here today firstly no coat no park and secondly keep your boots on or we're going home it's not hard!

 

[Yorkshirewife]

Oh I'm sorry but who's she fucking kidding calling that square bit of space at the end of her house a room. A playroom for who!? A fucking hamster? As there's no way in hell 3 kids can play in that space. Maybe if it's empty and there's 1 toy in there. Jeeeeeez.

 

[Sparkle pup]

That’s a cottage pie isn’t it?

Apparently not, she is convinced it lasagne she is such a dunce

Wait for it......... no doubt Gordon Ramsay will be popping by, to assess her outstanding lasagne making skills

 

[Emasn]

Hahahaha. Her new video ‘trust me with my vision, the kitchen turned out ok didn’t it?!’
The kitchen is a hodge podge - so badly laid out and organised. It’s barely functional with it’s ridiculous layout.
I am LOVING watching this car crash unfold. Very entertaining

 

[Plagueemmi]

As an aside from the ‘reno’ talk, as I’m honestly just gobsmacked by it all, it proper grinds my gears when people say things like this

You had 3 turns at doing a girls name and Penelope is your favourite... really?? Kerry, you named your youngest daughter after a road sign in Italy...

 

[Blondie]

Yes course building control just popped round. Like they are in the area

 

[black ripped skinnies]

I'm trying to think of a way to say this whilst been as nice as possible. But I can't, so I'm going to be a complete bitch

They're that sort of family you see at the airport and think "I hope they're not on our flight".
If they were on a day out the same place as us, I'd be saying to my husband "the clampits are here!"

I just don't get the lack of pride or care in appearance? They look like they're dressed from the lost property box

 

[EllieABC]

Does anyone think they bring the girls up in quite a "boyish" manner? I teach my daughter to be as tidy and clean and as ladylike as possible, I dont see it in that household. I always think of slugs and snails not bunny tails looking them them

Eh? what are you on about Playing in the mud etc is for boys and not ladylike? What is this 1950

 

[Cheesecake44]

Hahaha drawer damage due to cleaning! Yes ok kezza.

 

[Hello its me]

Someone told me they saw her working in asda a few weeks ago!

If that's true good for her! Social media clearly isn't bringing in any income or very very little at least and being in a work space will hopefully help her make some friends and socialise and find who she is as a person not just mum

 

[Cheesecake44]

Am I the only one who is thinking that new accent wall looks horrific!? That colour is just awful!

 

[Wingingmotherhood]

Building control ‘popped around’

Ah yes, the famous building control patrol

 

[LurkyLaur]

Oh my good god, why would you let your children walk around like that? I’m sorry but they look just a mess. I feel so sorry for them because Kerry takes absolutely no pride in her children what so ever. They don’t look presentable they look scruff. Everything is a mess. The outfits don’t go. She puts leggings with shorts and skirts instead of tights, she puts the wrong shoes with outfits and the fact she can’t even buy her own child some trainers and makes her wear her old ones that are miles too big is quite frankly disgusting. But she’ll spent however much on her cwoffee pods per week. Kerry stop walking around smug as shit thinking you’ve made it in life because you’re appalling. You don’t take care of those kids properly, you’re an absolute joke. Imagine being so blasé about your kids looking like they just fell out of a jumble sale whilst you’re walking around in your doc martens unphased. Nobody is jealous of people, people are embarrassed for you.

 

[Yorkshirewife]

Playroom update video coming tonight.

Spoiler alert... The house has fallen down.

 

[Jjmmcc44]

Sensible option: leave the back door and window where they are, brick up the shed door.

Conway option: brick up the back door and shed door, swap the back door for a wall the shed door for a window and the window for a back door. Leaving steps up to a window and a cliff edge down to the garden from the new door...

 

[Ruby’s mum]

You know how some people have body dysmorphia where they think they are a lot bigger than they actually are, do you think Kerry has house dysmorphia and thinks her house is akin to Rebecca Meldrum’s gaff?

 

[Bumble2019]

Roma asked for a teal themed party? No, no she didn't Kerry......

 

[reader87123]

Most parents allow their kids to choose their own clothes once they show an interest in doing so??? She's not that special, it's a normal development. That doesn't mean if it's -5 outside and my kid picks out shorts and a vest I'm going to allow it because that's just ridiculous. It's not going to ruin her self-esteem if you say, 'well that's actually a really lovely outfit you've chosen, but I've checked the weather and it's going to be freezing today so maybe you could find some tights & a cardi to go with it, or choose something else until the weather is a bit warmer'. Honestly, it's like if you say anything against your children then you're destroying their future happiness according to Kerry. In my opinion she lets them do as they please because she's a lazy cow that wants an easy life, not because she's concerned about ruining their vibe. Oh and because she just wants something to use for content and and act all superior about.