Keepingupwithkirstylea #9

[JVC1982]

31 years old and waiting for your dad to buy a £5.99 a month streaming subscription, cringe.



Omg unbelievable

THAT was insane, waiting for Daf to sort it out.

Go and get a job, or try harder.

Your Dad already puts a roof over your head amd supplies you with clean water, gas, electric and food.

She's never grateful and thinks she is too good for certain things. There is no shame in working ANYWHERE, as job is a job

I wouldn’t say it’s nice..it’s not far from long lane which isn’t nice

Its ok there, its not like it's a slum or a concrete jungle.

How do you know the brother has no job, aspirations or drive?
I get she’s an awfully annoying human but not every parent is eager to get rid of their kids as soon as they’re of a ‘socially acceptable’ age to move out. When even is the right age to move out!? I think people in this group need to lay off the fact that she’s still living at home as I know a lot of people will be in the same boat, despite having a full time job and saving. London and the surrounding area is inexplicably expensive and so sometimes moving out isn’t always an option

I have no issue with heriving at home, I personally lived at home with my parents for 6 years whilst I saved for my mortgage deposit. However I gave my parents £200 a month and I also purchased my own food. I made sure I held down my job (I appreciate redundancies happen and are uncontrollable), so even when I didn't enjoy my job, I stuck at it and looked for a better one. When I was being made redundant, I went out and actively looked for a new one so I wasn't without a job. I never said things like "Waiting for Dad to get sky sports sorted out" when I was 31 and living at my parents.

I can't speak for everyone, but like I said before, I don't even have an issue about her being big/fat/obese it's the fact that she pretends to do things to change her situation and also contradicts herself daily. She acts like she's a guru in health and fitness, yet she mainly eats processed foods and drinks wine and coke.

 

[BigFoz86]

She should just drop the weight loss angle altogether and become a titty account for pervs. She'll be just as happy, as long as people are double tapping.

Er, excuse me, us pervs have some standards you know!

 

[chaitealatte]

So has she decided that these muffins don’t have a calorie value?

 

[BettyBeau]

Ha ha no wonder she goes in the garage so much.
I have never seen her list any of those foods on her grid.
Bet she face plants in those boxes as soon as her slow peddle water spray session is over.

 

[Marie SW]

She’s flaunting it in that manky bikini again- you know the one that’s ‘hanging off her’ hardly

 

[MisterCee12]

Just seen her recent food haul, Choc, crisps, yogurts, cider, fridge raiders, oh and eggs...

 

[free_speech_isnt_trolling]

On her latest post swrosssmith is he actually being serious I can’t believe that people find her a inspiration the only think she inspires me is not to be like her

It’s so strange - she has lost a tiny amount of weight and has about 8st to go - she really isn’t at the stage where she can post transformation pictures and be an advice guru.

 

[professional.lurker]

I’ll leave that there

God I've never hated someone I don't know quite so much she is an absolute laughing stock. Her meals are dry, beige plates of crap bulked out with the secret snacks she blatantly has in between, her weight is more up than down, and she has the AUDACITY to give someone else nutritional advice. Jog on you illiterate, self-obsessed arsehole! Actually wait, jogging would actually require doing some proper exercise

 

[Anti-influencer]

Makes me laugh still when her posts say “10 comments” and then when you click on to see what people are saying there’s actually only 2 there because she’s deleted the rest.

 

[Forfoxsake]

If she's doing a million workouts a week and several walks a day, how come she's only done 60,000 steps this week and is aiming for 70,000 next week? That's an average of less than 10000 steps a day this week, so the "wawks" she does can't be as far as she's making out.

 

[justlooking146]

OMG came on to say this!! I have brothers & many uncles, but never am I so weird around them like she is her relationships with the male family members is strange to say the least

omg i am glad you agree!! so weird creeps me out? she is such a needy needy girl. wants attention from everyone.
even her uncles tongue thing in the vids

 

[Kittycatruns1979]

The reason they aren't tight on you any more is A - they weren't TIGHT beforehand, B - they are from Primark so super cheap and will lose shape after wearing/washing and C - you constantly pull at them!

 

[TheNiceBeardMan]

Her breakfast looks like someone emptied an ashtray over it.

 

[Its_Me]

Pushing a baby in a pram is not a workout ffs

 

[free_speech_isnt_trolling]

The amount she watches it - I think it’s her porn

Definitely ... flick flick under the duvet

 

[JVC1982]

Why she joking about sausaged with her cousin? Then a picture of sausages.....saying BIG BOYS.
Weird thing to do with family

 

[Smirkymirky]

Has she actually tagged Tina Turner in her story? For real? FFS. Like Tina Fecking Turner is going to regram (or even respond to) a sweat-soaked nobody from Croydon, bopping around like a lunatic to Proud Mary in their garage! She kills me.

I had to read this to my husband. I was braking my heart laughing, to be fair he burst out laughing. He secretly loves my Thirsty updates,I told him to guess what she had for lunch the other day and his response was "Adele over for some wine and those shit processed chicken things"

 

[MisterCee12]

Total suprise...OK. How did they get your address

 

[BigFoz86]

Is she having a dig at Dare with that comment about shocking customer service? Bit rich considering she was a shocking customer.

 

[free_speech_isnt_trolling]

Her transformation Photo this morning is the first one I can actually see a difference on! She’s still saying 4st difference! Seems it doesn’t matter how much she loses/gains it’s always 4st total her maths skills are obviously as good as her English!

Yes, she does look slimmer on this one! However, angles are playing a part, again .... one leg back, one side of her body behind the cousin etc.

She’s just relentless. Every single day it’s me me me me me me me me me me me me me. Shut the fuck up and put some hard graft in - privately!

I’m sorry but why would her 21 year old cousin keep telling her he is so proud of her for losing weight. Cringe!
She def went there and bored people with her weight loss.
Why does she share everything with Instagram???
It’s weird.
Introducing her Uncles at a bbq to a bunch of strangers.
Putting a picture of her Uncle and saying he was run over a few years ago.
Telling everybody her sister is now trying to lose weight (her sister hates her posting on Instagram as much as her Mum does)

She has no manners, no respect for others and is so desperate for attention and will do anything to get it.
I am beginning to find her more disturbing than annoying!

Me too. However, I honestly believe she is obsessed with Instagram because she has absolutely nothing else going on in her life. If she didn’t have contact from complete strangers what would she have in her life? Her parents garage and Netflix. Happy, busy, balanced people (like her sister) are busy getting on with their lives and don’t even think to video every bloody second of it to post online.

She is a very sad and lonely girl. Unemployed, morbidly obese, living with her parents in her thirties. Validation from strangers makes her feel better about her crappy life. She’s only kidding herself though because those complete strangers are just being nosey - no one actually gives a shit really.

Oh fuck me, she’s already posted a selfie today. Groundhog Day - here we go again!!! Walk? Garage to film herself singing. Chemical spread meals. A burger and a sausage. Argh!