Katnipp Illustrations

[justobservinghere89]

What’s with the husband? I can’t work it out? He just seems so awkward and doesn’t want to talk or be seen

 

[Fuzzyfelt]

Just watched the latest Tokyo vlog and must admit it looks amazing BUT I am so over her, she is so ott that it's beginning to be a bit false.

 

[Theodore]

Wait for the inevitable “so stressed” vlog about rushing to get a new range on line or deal with a sale or something. Then she’ll spend an entire day reorganising stock so it looks photogenic on the shelves, then go on holiday for three weeks. Something not genuine with the whole thing. She’s a liar.

 

[yellowhello]

No one cares about Christmas anymore, everyone’s looking forward to spring. Even her vlogging is lazy

 

[Tabitha]

Yeah, I had a friend who had the sleeve done years ago. Now she’s bigger than before she had it.

 

[Tabitha]

I do feel mean saying this but… those teeth

It’s the ugly necklace for me, wth is that?

 

[haribostrawbs]

This woman is doing my tree in. She wants (and fully expects) stockists, warehouse contracts, marketing deals, licensing partnerships, book signings, a “world of Katnipp” shop or whatever it was she wanted, IP collabs (Hello Kitty, etc), and book series of her world like bloody Winnie the Pooh or something.

Is she ok?? Does she realise she is a YouTube small business creator, the same as thousands of others on there? She’s losing her USP (actually creating character products and not just being a POD sticker/paper product business) and becoming as generic as all the others — more so, in fact, considering she won’t even be packaging and mailing the stuff herself anymore, which DOES make a difference. A lot of these small business creators stay afloat on the parasocial thrill of receiving something they have personally touched and sent to the fan directly.

And don’t start me on the whole Roland thing. They shelled out so much money funding multiple trips for her and the guys to liaise with the company, and then GIFTING her a several thousand pound printer under the understanding that she would be using it and promoting it. And now she’s SELLING it. I can’t actually believe the front of that. Selling it. Give it back to the company!! She’s totally swindled them. Why are they simping so hard and cooing over her for it? Did they not have a contract? Surely she’s in breach.

All those wasted weeks faffing around with “decor decals” or whatever she called them. And for what. Taking on the pointless second studio so she could feel all Girl Boss Goals with her own big office. Whinging constantly about having no space in the other huge studio — failing to address the massive overstock problem continuously taking up all the space. You don’t need a constant mountain of thousands of items when you’re a small business! Especially when it means you need to add to your overheads by leasing a second studio just for you to sit and fuck about creating “cute” desk spaces constantly and editing old vlogs. She could’ve honestly done all her computer stuff at home and just come in for physical manufacturing & packing orders. She didn’t need a second studio. It was a big empty chamber just for her desk. Twat.

This post made my day

 

[Doc]

I have to exit out before the, “right then, I’ll see you in the next one. I love you, goodbye!” right up in the camera every time.

Even when I thought she was aspirational, her doing that always irritated me and made me feel super uncomfortable for some reason

 

[pointingwithtwofingers]

I imagine everything we see on screen gets included on her VAT return. The coffees, the pastries, the plush toys, the campervan, the petrol for the campervan… the lot. She’s a grifter.

It absolutely is. And all the tat and shit she buys for her office is all on her Katnipp return.

 

[haribostrawbs]

I’m going to have to stop checking her Instagram stories…she’s really getting on my nerves

 

[Sabbie]

If they don't offer any therapy to reset your brain about food they really should not be offering the surgery. As soon as she got close to her ideal weight, she relaxed and then forgot all about having to watch portions or the type of food. What a phool.

Shit-yourself sweets.

 

[WeepingCassandra]

I'm in the wrong career if drawing a shit bee and making it into stickers get you all these holidays.

Honestly, having been in the planner/sticker/stationery community for a long time, there's a few people like this around who you think "Christ, you've literally drawn a circle and put some eyes into it and now you're running a multi-million dollar industry with all the plaudits of that?!"

 

[Theodore]

Her cartoon version of Dean is so cute with the short ginger beard when in reality he’s wearing that hideous long frizzy beard with the grey. He’s been trimming it back of a bit lately thank god but there’s a way to go. Tip for Dean: crop the beard. Long grey beards only look good on very few people and you are not one of them.

 

[Mark81]

That ginger/grey long beard is beyond unattractive. Trim it down Dean you look horrible.

It looks even weirded with his edited smooth pink skin

 

[justonemorepage]

She is clearly desperate to be one of the hun crowd. Fully expecting the teeth to be getting done, she’ll have the surgery for loose skin removal which she previously said she wasn’t bothered about. Its understandable to want to play with your appearance after massive weight loss but she’s been under the knife once, I can see her going further.

I think I saw on Deans Q&A that she wants full plastics which I take to mean a full skin removal and lift. Tbf if I'd lost that much weight and had all the loose skin I would too, even though it's scary. When she wears mom jeans you can see where she's tucked her skin in.

 

[Theodore]

Wouldn't surprise me. Forget the squeaky voice and soooooo cuuuuuuuute crap, this pair are in it for the cash.

 

[emerald]

I know it's common for people to have pet phrases they say a lot or for influencers to have catchphrases but "...shall we?" is really annoying.

 

[haribostrawbs]

Even when she throws parties everything (food platters etc) look staged for the aesthetic get a life!

 

[Mark81]

Just created my first character. “Peachy Fuzz”.

Can I have my licensing deal now please?

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I actually prefer this, nd think it's cuter, than the weird alien thing she claims is supposed to be her

 

[Mark81]

She did mention the tariffs in her announcement video

Could be a convenient excuse. She isn't Mercedes sending millions pounds worth of cars to America.

Tariffs on stickers etc would be minimal