Katie Price #27 Clumsy Cole has broken his hand, who's going to drive as Katie's banned?

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WhereisPrecious

Yep a few tattlers and sun commenters just had a nice little battle with Paul Cross aka arfa in The sun story about her second alleged driving whilst banned, he ended up deleting most of his own comments because he got shown up and realised he had made a fool of himself. They are a laughing stock especially Carl, they will implode and as Peeko said:

"Karma is a bitch and it will come , So keep the faith
A fox was sitting by a riverbank and a scorpion walked up and said to the fox can you give me a lift to the other side , the fox said don’t be silly you will sting me and kill me, the scorpion said if I do that we’ll both die, so the fox agreed, the scorpion jumped on his back and the fox started swimming,
Halfway across the scorpion stung the fox, the fox said “ why did you do that we’ll both die” , the scorpion said “I couldn’t help it it’s in my nature”
It’s in her nature to fuck up shes batshit crazy
It’s only lockdown saving her at the moment, trust me she will fuck up big time"

Spot on Peeko.
 
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80hs

Hahaha that’s made me smile, thanks peeko!

@plinky is it too much to ask for u to go and knock on every door on that road and ask to dismember there ring doorbells? I’ll come and helplook through them if u like ....oh and the other way towards ashtead and then mm? Thanks plinky

Cheers @Fifthavenue. Let me know if u need a chauffeur
 
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peeko

Right tattlers we need a bit of light relief , pop quiz ,
NO cheating
Name this person
Skanky got annoyed because he wouldn’t sign an nda
She wanted to try for a baby with him
He gave her 1/10 in bed
He said for her age her body is in good nick but you never know what’s real
He moved into the mucky mansion but said they had to sleep in the annex because it was filthy unliveable
Ready steady GO
The chase is on
 
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DC16

@Fifthavenue thanks for replying, I know you probably can’t answer all the questions we pose without putting yourself in the but we do appreciate any info you can give, I think a few of us just feel a bit deflated seeing how much she gets away with, especially at the moment and it’s just brain frazzling how she does...any good news you can give us....?
 
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lozenger

Excellent work all detective Tattlers - we defo need to start our own Private Detective agency - Tattler SkankyWatch & co. No win, tough! you still pay a fee.

I was driving today with my son with one of those spidey arm type phone holders & my son said - 'That looks like a FaceHugger' - I was amazed and said, how do you know about @Facehugger ? I never knew its an actual thing outside here - I genuinely thought our FH was the original & the only one - never seen alien.
 
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MissGlitzyRitzy

Her boobs..
.it was only when she left page 3 she used the fact they dont use models with fake boobs as her PR to jump ship.... and she fanously got them done...

The irony is she spent her life making money off her body and now not... I think poor surgery has put a stop to that.
She doesnt even look like herself due to poor surgery.. her face work unnecessary...

She wouldve aged better... but she cant alone keep the cash going to,fund her life... dont think Carls got her savvy money making brains...

I just hope her poor daughter doesnt have her mother as momager. Im sure she'd like Princess as an American beauty pagent girl and country singer... $$$
 
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fluffyglitterbug

Charles Drury aka Lozza's alleged Baby Daddy (Jury's out on that one)?
 
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Pink Squirrel

Would that be Charlie boy? Now moved on to Lozza
 
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liar liar

I would point out that she was wearing wedges not stilettos though

The thing is they his dad doesn't even register the motors he takes on to avoid having an extra owner on the log. I should think he is losing patience with his son as this can't do business - if it even really exists any more - any good at all. His son looks a right melt and that rubs off.
 
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peeko

Well pink squirrel and fluffyglitterbug were so quick , like mastermind , and your specialist subject is skankyflaps , I’ve got to say it’s a draw , they have both got one point towards the Bunnycuddles cup
I’ll have to make it harder
 
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fluffyglitterbug

peeko said:
Well pink squirrel and fluffyglitterbug were so quick , like mastermind , and your specialist subject is skankyflaps , I’ve got to say it’s a draw , they have both got one point towards the Bunnycuddles cup
I’ll have to make it harder
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I don't know if I should feel ashamed or proud!
 
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Facehugger

80hs said:
They are still
Not allowing comments on the original article in the black rr, does that mean they are still investigating that one? Am I just living in hope

@Facehugger were all a bit deflated on here today . Have u come to cheer us up
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We can't be having you lot fed up, no, because if that happens she's won and were not giving in to that fuckin pair of terds if you don't all stop it I'll photocopy that bloody Watchtower pamphlet from a week last Sunday and send you all one to keep the faith
 
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Pom Bear

liar liar said:
Could be one for @Pom Bear - Super Sid in his tutu driving an ambulance or perhaps speeding through the air rescuing pups in danger! KERPOW!


I read that as 'pogo stick' - I'm not safe!
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One for tomorrow night xx.

Only one pic today as struggling to keep up and abit headachy ...

Yesterday's suggestion xx.



Back later
 
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Facehugger

I like Master Lozenger, give him a from me, he's one cool dude, respect to him is he into gameage at all, because some games have Huggers in
 
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peeko

Fingers on buttons,
Skanky was ditched from loose women because of a rap in Mallorca , What did she say she loved ?
 
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Facehugger

Pom Bear said:
One for tomorrow night xx.

Only one pic today as struggling to keep up and abit headachy ...

Yesterday's suggestion xx.

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Back later
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Absolutely brilliant Pom, classic Skank pose that, I bet she's got her neb shoved in some bollocks most of the time

Sorry you're not feeling good today I hope you feel better soon lovely lady

peeko said:
Fingers on buttons,
Skanky was ditched from loose women because of a rap in Mallorca , What did she say she loved ?
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Coke.
 
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