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@SmillieKylie summed KP up perfectly…
She thinks she’s really sexy
She thinks she’s sultry and alluring
She thinks she still has what it takes to be a ‘glamour model’
She thinks 25 years in the business means she knows what men want, and it’s this
She thinks people find her comedy boobs sexy
She thinks her long flowing wigs make her look young and sexy
She thinks her old butchered heavily surgery damaged body is a turn-on for men
She thinks she can compete with younger models in their early 20s
She actually thinks she’s 20 years old
She thinks all the young people still lust after her
She thinks she can party with a generation who could be her daughters or sons
She thinks she can sing
She thinks she can sing karaoke and sound like Beyoncé
She thinks people love her joining in with their singing
She thinks people like her gate-crashing their gig or party
She thinks she can dance
She thinks people like her drooling herself all over them
She thinks she still has whatever she thought she had in her heyday
Sadly Skank none of this is true. You’re living in the past, looks and body gone, the young think you are a caricature, a figure of fun, it’s all gone, you’re just an embarrassment, a drunk Aunt spoiling everyone’s night out with your overbearing behaviour. Please F*CK OFF, it’s soooooooooooooo boring now.
He looks about 45!!
