Katie Price #22 Liar Liar, cabin on fire.

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Welcome to #22

Seems like a long time but I won the vote for the title of this thread, YAY!

The Previous thread - https://tattle.life/threads/katie-price-21-gobble-gobble-pwicey-hobble.15223/page-50#post-3927099

Valentines Day is nearly over but Katie has managed to annoy the crap out of us and continues to flip the bird to everyone
with her lies and the huge amount of cash spent on this commercialised bullshit event which turns sane people into a load
of Muppets.

From the last thread, Thanks to Pom Bear for this.

 

[tacheovale]

no tax on it

Reported to DVLA. Also added a note about the illegal numberplate.

Am I a bad person?

 

[geordiegirl]

Sooooo, had a run in with old pointy chin Fern on IG; called her out for running around and having parties with her mates, having PT sessions in houses and just generally breaking lockdown in which she deleted mine and another persons comment. So I redid a post and posted it again and she got well angry with the three of us who had commented about her breaking lockdown; she avoided the question about lockdown and was obvs going all around the houses. I blocked her before she blocked me as it was obvious that was going to come so I had the pleasure of doing it first. Oh and she reads on here and has reported me apparently... Hi Fern

 

[Penguin86]

I've seriously had enough of these entitled cunts getting away with everything. Any normal person would have been fined/been fired because how the fuck can that be classed as work


I haven't seen my niece and nephew for months. My mental health has got worse and I just feel so fucking frustrated and like I just want to cry.


You guys make things a little better with your humour xx

 

[Binfest]

Hi everyone newbie here. I grew up around price and my best mates brother was seeing her for a couple of years until he got the heave ho after she got her break with the sun.
She dumped him that day if a remember correctly
She was a wrongun even then.

 

[Pom Bear]

Instead of MasterChef maybe cooking with the Muppets might be better lol xx

 

[80hs]

Watched half of the Katie /Harvey prog tonight, it auto came on after the epic BBC celebs prog...
A big ask but can anyone précis why so much Katie hate on here? In particular with reference to the lying?
I have read a few threads but there's billions of them.
Also peed off about her now having a disability and suddenly having this electric wheelchair thing.
I'm a single mum with disabilities and working to keep a roof over our heads and don't have any electrical gubbins to help me to get around

God this will be hard without filling up my own thread
She’s a liar, drug/alcohol/animal abuser. She hasn’t got custody of 4 of her kids, Harvey has had ss involved for a lot of years. She owes around £2million to innocent people aswell as authorities, and is ducking and diving to pay ANYTHING back. I think we counted 5/6 holidays last year, maybe 2 with her children but even then she had cosmetic surgery, bear in mind we were in lockdown for how many months. One of her holidays was when she was due to appear in person at a bankruptcy hearing but she sodded off to the Maldives with Carl (Cole is how she says it with her mr Edd teeth *edited mr Edds are beautiful tho )she also went on holiday, not long after Harvey had been in hospital and ‘nearly died’ so there is ur AMZING mum. I might add that whilst Harvey was in hospital ‘very poorly’ she apparently never left his side only the silly bint filmed herself on her stories having her hair extensions redone, which I think took over 12 hours . If u go back a few threads, her creditors list is on there, one of them being Harvey’s present residential along with vets, hairdressers etc, she’s a bully, threatens people online then hides behind her, make believe Harvey’s law. Not sure if u got to see the grim video of Harv pissing up a wall, with his pants around his ankles, in broad daylight for everyone to see and film, his mum no where to be seen as she was opening a shop somewhere around and he was just left. She hasn’t mentioned this video and has had it all shushed up as he was in her care . She has I think 3 retraining orders against her, isn’t allowed to go to her youngest kids school as she threatened Kierans fiancé, then proceeded to shout around the playground ‘you’re all CUNTS’ 🥱. She has had page loads of driving convictions, sleeps with married men (well anything if we’re honest) then cries/outs people when it’s done to her. She is a criminal, liar, selfish self-centred cow. She is flaunting it in peoples faces with her disposable income having Botox, fillers, hair extensions, (I think one set was £1200) plastic surgery, holidays, new pests (to replace killed ones) whilst she has made a couple of business’s go under because of money owed. There is a lot more but I will stop here as I think u probably get the jist

 

[Silly-old-Slapper]

The holiday place is getting stick now on their IG page

 

[peeko]

stack four standard fridges one on top of the other,or nail four garden fence panels one on top of the other,or you can even get a male giraffe to stand on a 5 ft high box,and stand on its head,Wait till its dark,then jump off onto concrete and see if you can land on your feet without falling., if you cant and you survive,you will probably be in intensive care for weeks and need facial reconstruction,
BUT! If you have powers like Wonderwoman( Ive seen it in the films) and can, youll be walking in 8 weeks only for 20 minutes, but you will be able to ride horses because thats a different part of your foot ,and ride bikes because thats another different part of your foot,But you might get devastating news, a letter saying "I regret to inform you ,you are registered disabled" apparently, you dont get a choice, you just get told, But on the bright side you will be able to cook,even if you couldnt before,
Modern medicine is wonderful

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

One of your best Pom! Those teeth are bloody terrifying!

Mid 20's

Well,I’m 73 weird old girl but still have mind of 30 year old..Just love the shite,I remember the skank for many years..always boiled my piss as well as other shitesters..Sorry to be so oldy..

 

[Pom Bear]

I've made Cole a cake with added candy Turkey Teef and bollocks xx

From a distance it looks like an angry face lol xx

 

[Pom Bear]

@liar liar the one you ask about of the person wearing the apron is just a random man in a Muppet chef fancy dress lol xx

My second Cole pic...not only Cole has the Hitler hair and mustache..so has Sid xx

 

[I’m_4ever_blowing_bubbles]

These comments on Snarls latest post

 

[Pom Bear]

I have two Hitler Cole pics...I add this here for now before catching up later xx.

 

[DC16]

I like this comment in the Sun:

What is it with Captain Carwash Codswallop that everything has to have a 10k price tag? The invisible Selfridge's engagement ring, the flowers, the Argos necklace...... His new nickname should be the ten grand man.

 

[Pom Bear]

Fingers and toes crossed.

My paws will be crossed once I get my boots off xx

 

[tacheovale]

C Flack t-shirts photos definitely taken on Friday, look at the level of snow on the scooter outside...It's the same 'today' Would you leave that outside if you are going away for the weekend and leave your Hunter wellies outside too? Same shoes and clothes otherwise, just changed their tops!

Friday getting the flowers
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'Today'
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Price and Woods are a couple of disgusting, despicable cunts. Absolutely despicable.

 

[Pom Bear]

One more for today xx.

 

[80hs]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHH

*rofl*

WELL BLOODY DONE MY FAVORITE SNEAKY BASTARD TATTLERS
I’m so glad I got so mad and spent my romantic Valentine’s Day firing off emails ‘WOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOO’ to u kp

I hope they asked for proof of the ‘work’

 

[peeko]

The new only Fools and Horses
Episode 1.Theres a Rat in ma Kitchen what mi gonna do?
scene: A living Room filled with boxes and cheap Tat, holes in the wall, in a House in, Well could be Anywhere, Changes from month to month,Through the windows you see a yellow B.M.W with Pricey's Independent Traders Surrex, Essex, Maldives, oswestry along the side
Carl:"Katie" Katie:"Dont Bother me Cole, Ive got to finish colouring in my recipe book ,its coming out after I win Masterchef"
Carl:Whats it called?" Katie:" 50 Spuds of Gray" Carl Great ,youve Mashed it" Katie:"pardon? Carl"Sorry I meant smashed it", katie: "what you got there?" Carl:"Its a delivery from Anne summers,Im excited" Katie: Cole you plonker its My uniform for my paramedic show,The Priceys got to look her best" Carl:"when we gonna see them people again?
you know the little ones and the Big Fella? Kids thats it" Katie" What Kids?" Carl: "You know, the fussy ones, the ones you said you cook dinner for every day? Katie: Oh them, Dunno,I suppose when the fella with the camcorder says he's coming around,What you got there Cole?" Carl: "Well you know that Top you had on with that womans face,think it was friday and supposed to be Monday,or Monday and supposed to be Friday" Katie: "Caroline Flack?" Carl "If you say so, anyway gave me an idea, we should sell our own tops,had a couple of samples made,one each" Katie: whats this C.H.A.V printed on them stand for?" Carl: Charity for Helpless Animal Victims, thought if we told people it was for charity,we'd make loads,they come in loads of colours, also to tug at the heartstrings,every colour could have a different picture of one of your Pets that have died or been maimed" Katie: Loverly Jubberly,Massive range that,nice little earner,did you get the flowers?"
Carl: Yeah from the garage like you said" Katie: and the cans of spray paint from Halfords ? ,Hang on whats all that on your nose,you been sniffing the gold roses again?" Carl" Sorry Katie" Katie"Still you know what mugs my fans are,£500,£1000 a bunch, the worlds our lobster,I bought a job lot of Mothballs today" Carl: What For?" Katie: Bath Bombs Cole" Carl: " Wont people ask for their money back?" Katie: Wash your mouth out you Wally,Whats our golden rule?"
Carl: "No refunds?" Katie: Good boy,you know it makes sense, Bought as seen Cole, Bought as seen
Carl: "Hows them ab things selling?" Katie: " Like Hot Cakes Cole my boy" Carl : Thought you said they didnt work?"
Katie: Well thats the Beauty of it, you know who supplies them? Johnny Wong, How can anyone complain about it not working if it never arrives?" Carl:"Explains why mine hasnt come" Katie: Ive saved the best till last,be a massive seller at halloween, illuminated joke teeth look" Carl: Dunno Katie,who'd want to wear ill fitting teeth that you can see from outer space?" Katie: yeah perhaps your right,Still tell you something cole" Carl:"Whats that Katie?"
Katie: "This time next year we'll be millionaires"