TheGhostofShirleyBallas
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Dear Little Bear,I really need Truffs help this morning. My bespokewho sleeps 12 hoursdidn’t go to sleep until 8:50 last night decided to get up at 4:45 this morning and had me up three times in that space of time. So I have had fuck all sleep. I can’t make my bed because my gammon who decided to go out on the piss last night to watch the football (he couldn’t tell you an England players name if his life depended on it) is still in the bed. I’m definitely not going to go for a 10k run because I’ll let you in on a little secret, I wouldn’t even run in PE class 15 years ago. I have had a caffeinated beverage because my body actually runs on caffeine and can tolerate it. No decaf here. I have a play date with my friend as her bespoke turns 1 today but I can’t even face my own let another person child please help Truff, with your pearls of wisdom.
Well I'm expecting some high profile attendees.......My Guest List PredictionsI know! I can’t wait!! If there aren’t real live actual unicorns shitting glitter in her garden I’m gonna be sooooo disappointed
I know a hint when I see one...Hahaha stop I’m crying Got the image of Anne being dragged across the floor and can imagine Truff doing the dragging!
The number of KHM bags this imbecile owns - she knows plenty of companies who make/monogram them.
Good luck today girl, I believe the below will help your day be better:I really need Truffs help this morning. My bespokewho sleeps 12 hoursdidn’t go to sleep until 8:50 last night decided to get up at 4:45 this morning and had me up three times in that space of time. So I have had fuck all sleep. I can’t make my bed because my gammon who decided to go out on the piss last night to watch the football (he couldn’t tell you an England players name if his life depended on it) is still in the bed. I’m definitely not going to go for a 10k run because I’ll let you in on a little secret, I wouldn’t even run in PE class 15 years ago. I have had a caffeinated beverage because my body actually runs on caffeine and can tolerate it. No decaf here. I have a play date with my friend as her bespoke turns 1 today but I can’t even face my own let another person child please help Truff, with your pearls of wisdom.