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Ok @Derry_girl here goes nothing, off the top of my head & possibly not strictly chronologically correct....
Hope we are still on page 1 after this
Recap as per tattle rules:
Just Julie D, formerly known as Makeup by Julie is a self taught, part time make up artist, alleged full time civil servant and all time complete dose. Julie hails from the small town of Limavady, Northern Ireland & is 38 years old.
Julie - or Julburt as she used to refer to herself, initially found fame on Snapchat circa 2015. She gained a following by demonstrating her makeup skills using “drug store” bought makeup such as collection (2000 as it was then) and items from beauty sites such as Morphe eyeshadow palettes. Julie experimented with various hair colours, eyeshadow colours, stood out from the crowd and seemed like a genuine down to earth girl. In the beginning, Julie often did the makeup of bridal parties and ordinary folk going on nights out.
Julie began documenting her entire personal life on Snapchat, much to the very obvious dismay of her then husband. Julie even had a segment entitled “crap chats” where Julie would talk to her followers whilst on the toilet. Surprisingly, she grew her following and gained the attention of “entrepreneur” Brendan of B Perfect, who seized a business opportunity to use Julie to promote his products. Julie began realising the power of social media when she even starting receiving free pizza from a pizzeria in Limavady. This was the beginning of the notions.....
Fast forward a couple of years, husband is gone, a few pounds shed, ditched Snapchat for Instagram, rebranded herself as Just Julie (
) and Julburt is single & ready to mingle!!!! (Exact chronological order is sketchy but you get the gist).
Possibly some time in 2018, Julie the purple/pink/white/red hair coloured, dance music loving party girl is set up on a “blind” date - by a mutual friend (cough, not tinder, cough) - with a farmer from Trillick, County Fermanagh. Before you know it, Julie has transformed into the country music loving much toned down version of her former self that we see today.
Summer 2019 brought a pregnancy announcement for Julie but it wasn’t long before the “mummy blogger” (despite not ever writing an actual blog post) persona started to creep in and Julie began to accept freebies for her pending arrival. Crafty Julie caught on quick and started to approach companies for free baby items, this is possibly when the follower tide began to turn on Julburt.
Julie and “the boyo” welcomed their beautiful son into the world in early 2020, not long before the coronavirus pandemic struck the world.
The lockdown of 2020 saw Instagram inundated with daily stories from Julie, documenting her life as a “first time mummy”, including a catalog of pictures of her child, all day every day. Some highlights of her early mummy journey include her telling her 68,000 followers that she “blunted 3 razors” shaving her “minge” following the birth of her child and my personal favourite highlight - her pregnancy hair began falling out whilst showering and she found a clump in the “shuck” of her arse which she proceeded to fling at the wall tiles
As the mummy journey has continued through 2020 and into 2021, Julie has become much less entertaining and has started to show her true colours. She has RELENTLESSLY complained about everything she and her son have missed out on due to a global pandemic as if they were the only ones experiencing it. She has been physically GLUED to her living room sofa, from which she parents her child and peels her spuds (when she can’t reach the microwave) She has IGNORED government advice to stay home in her own house and she has blatantly DEFIED all rules, regulations and actual laws by having all the support bubbles she fancied and doing whatever she pleases.
It is no exaggeration to say that Julie has accepted every freebie she’s been offered for herself and her son. These free and gifted () items have received the absolute bare minimum of promotion from Julie and some have even been subjected to ridicule,
£1000 worth of Egg pram was “grand”, a Motorola baby monitor from Lidl only had one charger - imagine
A trike for her son was shared with little or no detail and a “ding” meal company who fed her for months only got a proper mention when they changed their packaging - and that’s what she talked about 
Although the less said about the “ding” meal company the better 
Julie has taken to asking her followers for “recommendations” for absolutely everything in the hope that she will be given the item for free. Anything Julie is forced to buy herself is often sourced from Amazon while she preaches to her followers to “shop local”
For weeks Julie was on the beg for a play pen for her child so she could continue to parent him from her spot on the sofa. When no offer of a free play pen was forthcoming, Julie had to dig deep into her own pocket and BUY a playpen for her own child. I believe the playpen was purchased from Lidl. Julie received some feedback from followers that the playpen could benefit from an extra mattress so without taking any measurements or details down, off Julie trotted to Argos to purchase a £30 mattress. Apparently Julie struck a deal with a Argos that she could return the mattress if it was the wrong size however when it turned out it was indeed the wrong size, through no fault of Julie’s, Argos refused to refund her £30. Cue an absolute RANT from Julie on stories, mouthing off, naming Argos staff and making a holy show of herself to 68,000 people - over a £30 mattress. Tattle sources suggest that the mattress was returned to Argos looking like it had been kicked from Limavady to Coleraine and repackaged by a child therefore not fit for resale. We never did get an update from Julie whether or not she received an apology from the CEO of Argos, but tattlers suspect that Julie’s rant and following directly led to the closure of several Argos branches. She’s THAT important.
Argosgate was swiftly followed by Stairgate - literally stair gate - where Julie asked her followers for recommendations for stair gates for her home. Stairgate was within a week of Julie releasing a “collaboration” (a box with expiring makeup, covered by a cardboard sleeve with her name on it) with the shit show that is B Perfect - a nice wee earner for Julburt if nothing else. At some stage over the course of that particular evening Julie (who seems to have an aversion to putting her hand in her pocket to pay for items for her own child) was informed of a service provided by the council to supply stair gates for free. Julie - the alleged full time employed civil servant - was enquiring about obtaining FREE stair gates from the COUNCIL. Yet again, Julie showed herself to be a greedy, shameless beg. To date, state gates have not been mentioned since.
To bring us up to date, Julie is still moaning about all the things Covid has deprived her and only her of, still accepting every freebie going without any decent promotion, still parenting from the sofa, still recording and documenting every move her son makes on stories, still wearing the referee nightie, still allegedly in full time employment despite not working a full week yet, still engaged
to “the boyo”, still building a house and moving to Trillick, still gurning, still guldering at her wein from the sofa, still doing her ridiculous powting lips thing, still an insufferable shameless beg.
Last but not least - big Julburt has taken to her bed sick - but it’s NOT COVID-19!!!!!! It’s definitely not COVID-19!!!! Despite the “wee scoots” here, there and everywhere
And breathe
Don’t think there’s been a recap before so that should save time for future threads. Please feel free to correct any detail that’s wrong - that’s all I could remember off the top of my head
Hope we are still on page 1 after this
Recap as per tattle rules:
Just Julie D, formerly known as Makeup by Julie is a self taught, part time make up artist, alleged full time civil servant and all time complete dose. Julie hails from the small town of Limavady, Northern Ireland & is 38 years old.
Julie - or Julburt as she used to refer to herself, initially found fame on Snapchat circa 2015. She gained a following by demonstrating her makeup skills using “drug store” bought makeup such as collection (2000 as it was then) and items from beauty sites such as Morphe eyeshadow palettes. Julie experimented with various hair colours, eyeshadow colours, stood out from the crowd and seemed like a genuine down to earth girl. In the beginning, Julie often did the makeup of bridal parties and ordinary folk going on nights out.
Julie began documenting her entire personal life on Snapchat, much to the very obvious dismay of her then husband. Julie even had a segment entitled “crap chats” where Julie would talk to her followers whilst on the toilet. Surprisingly, she grew her following and gained the attention of “entrepreneur” Brendan of B Perfect, who seized a business opportunity to use Julie to promote his products. Julie began realising the power of social media when she even starting receiving free pizza from a pizzeria in Limavady. This was the beginning of the notions.....
Fast forward a couple of years, husband is gone, a few pounds shed, ditched Snapchat for Instagram, rebranded herself as Just Julie (
) and Julburt is single & ready to mingle!!!! (Exact chronological order is sketchy but you get the gist).Possibly some time in 2018, Julie the purple/pink/white/red hair coloured, dance music loving party girl is set up on a “blind” date - by a mutual friend (cough, not tinder, cough) - with a farmer from Trillick, County Fermanagh. Before you know it, Julie has transformed into the country music loving much toned down version of her former self that we see today.
Summer 2019 brought a pregnancy announcement for Julie but it wasn’t long before the “mummy blogger” (despite not ever writing an actual blog post) persona started to creep in and Julie began to accept freebies for her pending arrival. Crafty Julie caught on quick and started to approach companies for free baby items, this is possibly when the follower tide began to turn on Julburt.
Julie and “the boyo” welcomed their beautiful son into the world in early 2020, not long before the coronavirus pandemic struck the world.
The lockdown of 2020 saw Instagram inundated with daily stories from Julie, documenting her life as a “first time mummy”, including a catalog of pictures of her child, all day every day. Some highlights of her early mummy journey include her telling her 68,000 followers that she “blunted 3 razors” shaving her “minge” following the birth of her child and my personal favourite highlight - her pregnancy hair began falling out whilst showering and she found a clump in the “shuck” of her arse which she proceeded to fling at the wall tiles
As the mummy journey has continued through 2020 and into 2021, Julie has become much less entertaining and has started to show her true colours. She has RELENTLESSLY complained about everything she and her son have missed out on due to a global pandemic as if they were the only ones experiencing it. She has been physically GLUED to her living room sofa, from which she parents her child and peels her spuds (when she can’t reach the microwave
) She has IGNORED government advice to stay home in her own house and she has blatantly DEFIED all rules, regulations and actual laws by having all the support bubbles she fancied and doing whatever she pleases.It is no exaggeration to say that Julie has accepted every freebie she’s been offered for herself and her son. These free and gifted (
) items have received the absolute bare minimum of promotion from Julie and some have even been subjected to ridicule,£1000 worth of Egg pram was “grand”, a Motorola baby monitor from Lidl only had one charger - imagine
A trike for her son was shared with little or no detail and a “ding” meal company who fed her for months only got a proper mention when they changed their packaging - and that’s what she talked about Although the less said about the “ding” meal company the better Julie has taken to asking her followers for “recommendations” for absolutely everything in the hope that she will be given the item for free. Anything Julie is forced to buy herself is often sourced from Amazon while she preaches to her followers to “shop local”
For weeks Julie was on the beg for a play pen for her child so she could continue to parent him from her spot on the sofa. When no offer of a free play pen was forthcoming, Julie had to dig deep into her own pocket and BUY a playpen for her own child. I believe the playpen was purchased from Lidl. Julie received some feedback from followers that the playpen could benefit from an extra mattress so without taking any measurements or details down, off Julie trotted to Argos to purchase a £30 mattress. Apparently Julie struck a deal with a Argos that she could return the mattress if it was the wrong size however when it turned out it was indeed the wrong size, through no fault of Julie’s, Argos refused to refund her £30. Cue an absolute RANT from Julie on stories, mouthing off, naming Argos staff and making a holy show of herself to 68,000 people - over a £30 mattress. Tattle sources suggest that the mattress was returned to Argos looking like it had been kicked from Limavady to Coleraine and repackaged by a child therefore not fit for resale. We never did get an update from Julie whether or not she received an apology from the CEO of Argos, but tattlers suspect that Julie’s rant and following directly led to the closure of several Argos branches. She’s THAT important.
Argosgate was swiftly followed by Stairgate - literally stair gate - where Julie asked her followers for recommendations for stair gates for her home. Stairgate was within a week of Julie releasing a “collaboration” (a box with expiring makeup, covered by a cardboard sleeve with her name on it) with the shit show that is B Perfect - a nice wee earner for Julburt if nothing else. At some stage over the course of that particular evening Julie (who seems to have an aversion to putting her hand in her pocket to pay for items for her own child) was informed of a service provided by the council to supply stair gates for free. Julie - the alleged full time employed civil servant - was enquiring about obtaining FREE stair gates from the COUNCIL. Yet again, Julie showed herself to be a greedy, shameless beg. To date, state gates have not been mentioned since.
To bring us up to date, Julie is still moaning about all the things Covid has deprived her and only her of, still accepting every freebie going without any decent promotion, still parenting from the sofa, still recording and documenting every move her son makes on stories, still wearing the referee nightie, still allegedly in full time employment despite not working a full week yet, still engaged
to “the boyo”, still building a house and moving to Trillick, still gurning, still guldering at her wein from the sofa, still doing her ridiculous powting lips thing, still an insufferable shameless beg.Last but not least - big Julburt has taken to her bed sick - but it’s NOT COVID-19!!!!!! It’s definitely not COVID-19!!!! Despite the “wee scoots” here, there and everywhere
And breathe
Don’t think there’s been a recap before so that should save time for future threads. Please feel free to correct any detail that’s wrong - that’s all I could remember off the top of my head
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I’m embarrassed for her.
