Jordan Lipscombe #4

[Missclassy19]

Why is the blush so high …

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She didn’t wanna talk about the riots n stuff as she doesn’t feel the need and it makes her anxious … it makes HER anxious to talk about it. What about the people who are waking up everyday in fear to go outside. The privilege to have the fear of talking about something when people are asking you to
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She has really bad work ethic

 

[Bobby Orange]

Well she thinks it's OK to mess with her own face for aesthetic reasons so not surprised she has the same attitude towards her dog.

 

[Wills315]

How old is she? Surely she shoulda gone for a smear test by now?

Won't go for a 30 second smear test that could save her life but no problem getting unnecessary injections of shite into her lips

 

[hol0753]

I haven’t seen Jordan in a while and this Tiktok live just came up and it took me a minute to even recognise her with that makeup and her teeth

 

[Missclassy19]

literally thought this was a black person lol

As a black woman you’re being stupid now. She clearly is not a black woman. Have you seen a black woman?? ATP it’s just insulting. Black women are more than jsut a skin colour btw there’s features we have jordan can’t imitate. You can clearly tell she’s a white girl if anything possibly Mediterranean at a STRETCH. She does NOT look black. Black fishing and having a tanning dysmorphia is different. I’ve seen her w darker tan but please bffr now.
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^^ this isn’t me defending her atrocious skin colour choices because she is so questionable at times but this specific picture she clearly is not a black woman. I’m the first to be like eww the tan is too much but it’s becoming insulting. That picture is probs the lightest I’ve seen her so I’ll assume you’re tryna take the piss

 

[megx]

what are these?

 

[mozzarellagirl]

How does she not see her black fishing is a problem?

she looks so much better without all that slap
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I haven’t seen Jordan in a while and this Tiktok live just came up and it took me a minute to even recognise her with that makeup and her teeth

she's trolling us now idc
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what are these?

omg so much to unpack

1) I hate the way she speaks
2) Why is the acrylic so thick? It's like she wearing 2 nails on one finger
3) Design is fucking rank
4) The length is so fucking ugly. Makes her hands look like the grinches
5) The tan is ugly
6) The comment about cuticles? Thicko
7) tacky, unattractive, cheap
8) the bacteria and probably actual shit she has under those nails. i read the other day about a woman who had a bacterial infection on her skin that created acne and she did everything to get rid off it. she had her nails removed (can't remember the reason) and her skin cleared up within weeks...

Lol can you tell this vid irked me

 

[starryeyed222]

“On today’s agenda, we’re heading to Primark to because we need to find those viral croissant blue pyjamas”

Jordan I BEG you to get a hobby other than makeup.

 

[rose15]

She looks tired. She looked so much better and happier when she had her blonde bob than with black hair. I looove black hair (have blakc hair myself) but I feel like it ages her and makes her look tired meanwhile the blonde short bob gave so much more light to her face

 

[Yorkshirewife]

She looks fucking terrible.

 

[mozzarellagirl]

I wonder if Jake will propose in Italy or in general

Doubt he ever will, at least not because he genuinely wants to. If he ever does I think it’ll be the classic case of a guy proposing bc he cba to find someone he actually wants. Cba to “start all over again” like men say.

 

[Bobby Orange]

Not quite the same thing.

Well no, because she has a choice, the dog doesn't. But changing your look purely for aesthetic reasons is the same.

 

[Wills315]

How the hell can she afford that? Like are these people really making that amount of money? She doesn't even post on YouTube that much anymore, she barely does anything. Yet the average person working long hours and can't even afford to move out of home. Crazy times we live in.

 

[Wills315]

Not kept up with this thread for ages but why on earth does she support Elphaba of all people

Oh dear god she must be desperate for mates , imagine even entertaining that vile creature. What is wrong with her?! I'd need to bleach myself after standing in the same vicinity as the dirty bastard. what a duo, eh?

 

[Aemee00]

Same she barely leaves the house though, i don't get why she needs SO much footwear and clothing when she literally doesn't go outside

 

[daisy2809]

As a black woman you’re being stupid now. She clearly is not a black woman. Have you seen a black woman?? ATP it’s just insulting. Black women are more than jsut a skin colour btw there’s features we have jordan can’t imitate. You can clearly tell she’s a white girl if anything possibly Mediterranean at a STRETCH. She does NOT look black. Black fishing and having a tanning dysmorphia is different. I’ve seen her w darker tan but please bffr now.
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^^ this isn’t me defending her atrocious skin colour choices because she is so questionable at times but this specific picture she clearly is not a black woman. I’m the first to be like eww the tan is too much but it’s becoming insulting. That picture is probs the lightest I’ve seen her so I’ll assume you’re tryna take the piss

not really referring to her tan, the hair and lips too. i'm not saying she's intentionally blackfishing, literally just said i thought the video was a black girl. i'm also black lol, not that deep was just my opinion on what i'd seen

 

[#1Baddie]

Im sorry i cant get on board with jakes 'jokes' about getting blow jobs and stuff, every chance he gets. The new vlog 'youve had my toffee nut' its so boring now, hes forever degrading her like that and after all these years idk how she's not fed up. He's got no personality until he says something like that or hes depressed coz hes gotten bigger.

 

[Bobby Orange]

She's not looking good lately and neither is her engagement on YouTube.

 

[Aemee00]

Thank god im not the only one I think hes disgusting and you can tell in vlogs when she's cut out something like that. He came up behind her in a vlog before grabbed her boobs and then she cut out whatever he said but she scolded him because the neighbours could hear it at the back door. He's always degrading her, playful bullying is fine like we all make fun and joke but this is honestly degrading and she's so sweet to him, always mindful of how hes feeling, getting him bits when shes out shopping and he gets her nothing. He definitely takes for granted how lucky he is with her. He treats her like she's just some sex doll. He's weird af

Yeah I get major creepy vibes from him
The bum grabbing,.innuendos etc should be kept private if that's how they flirt

Tbh he's piled the weight on since they got together, he's definitely punching, he should be more appreciative of her

 

[Missclassy19]

She never mentions her mom like ever. I wonder what happened there. Her sister n her seem to never see their mum but she use to be in videos