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Benicasm1

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Johnny away AGAIN. I’ve lost count on the holidays now. Must be pushing close to the 180 day EU limit.
 
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honey7

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Jv is now in Benidorm with Danny and Dannys girlfriend who seems to have some difficulties bless her.
JV and Danny keep making inappropriate sausage puns and jokes whilst Denise chats away in the comments like a spare part bless her.
Benidorm😮. He's going to Tenerife next week with Denise. Where's the money coming from he only rents out 1 house and it's never occupied. I think he's working cash in hand fixing cars and on disability benefits.
 
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Sakkiedekock

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Bet Johnny's pissed that Sunak said no more feigning illness and back to work for deadbeats like him. 😂
 
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creepstrider

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Anyone watch his live from Saturday night in the buffet when some geezer came in and that lad Danny had stole his sunglasses, looks like the geezer was getting ready to smack the Danny lad
 
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creepstrider

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Those breakfasts he eats looks beyond disgusting, that hotel room in Benedorm they are all sharing must be absolutely stinking!
 
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creepstrider

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I think Johnny, Danny, Lucas, Sanjay, Roxy, Sam, Denice and Vanessa all have Asperger's, and this is how they know each other...

possibly went to the same group or whatever.
Ah ok yeah that would explain it, Danny was about to get battered by the guy with the sunglasses but he was more concerned about his mum getting him a new bus pass, knew then that something wasn’t right with him
 
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Telly Fanatic

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Didnt he say 60 yearold pr0stitute? Bare in mind there arent any ‘legit’ streetwalkers in benidorm. Every single one of them is just a theif and pickpocket so they got what they deserved.

I still dont know how Danny came to have that blokes £200 glasses. It was as if he knew him personally.
I thought it was 16? You could be right though.

Is that Denice on your profile lol?.

Johnny tries to get out of paying the full amount in restaurants ect, with complaining.
 
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Benicasm1

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Jv is now in Benidorm with Danny and Dannys girlfriend who seems to have some difficulties bless her.
JV and Danny keep making inappropriate sausage puns and jokes whilst Denise chats away in the comments like a spare part bless her.
 
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Benicasm1

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Jonny going to Benidorm again with the sunglasses thief Danny, to get teenage prostitutes
Must be getting close to the max amount of days you are allowed in Spain in a rolling 12 months under Brexit rules surely?

Ive lost count of how many holidays since the end of summer
 
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Sakkiedekock

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Johnnys been all over this last year. The man must be absolutely minted. Just been in Benidorm stopping somewhere 2 mile from the beach but no Danny, Lucas, Herdman, Denice with him this time it seems.
Must be on a underage hooker hunt
 
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Benicasm1

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What kind of bloke goes to Benidorm then tells the world on a live he got mugged trying to strike a deal with a pr0stitute for a hand job?

Whilst his on/off mrs is watching his stream?

JV obviously left that Danny to get mugged down some back alley whilst he was out of his mind on drink and whatever else. Why would you ever go to a foreign country and leave your mates when they are worse for wear.
 
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creepstrider

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He said on one of his 5 million lives his ex is foreign and he was with her for around 18 year and they have two daughters.

His daughters seem decent enough, they have both appeared in lives a lot.

And he has spoken about his two properties a lot,
but avoids answering how he acquired them.
His name is John Martin, I found him on Facebook, there are pictures of him and his daughters
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Benicasm1

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If Abisha was pregnant they would literally be getting benefits firehosed at them i’d guess.

God knows what Tom had to do to get kicked out of the family home.
 
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